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Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Jun 10 21:31
Roy

Did you really lay the bet?

If so, congratulations!

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Posted: 20 Jun 10 21:39

Quote: Charpa93

Wow, Skoob, you called it dead to rights.

Betcha also knew there was gonna be a fight break out.

Rousing game. Bad call on Kaka.


Hey Charpa

Good game.

It was probably the easiest call so far. Brazil tend to grow into tournaments, and Ivory Coast rely almost exclusively on Drogba to score. He's not fully fit but even an unfit Drogba can hurt you at least once.

I usually get them all wrong.

That's why I don't gamble.

As me old Nan used to say:

"Better in your pocket than the bookie's."

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Posted: 20 Jun 10 21:42
If you're like me, Skoob, I always call them right when I don't have money on them. If I'd play them, I'd lose.

Roy, if you made money off Skoob's prediction, I'd say you at least owe him a pint or two.

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Posted: 20 Jun 10 21:56
I'll drink to that!

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Posted: 21 Jun 10 00:52
Portugal v. North Korea 2-2

Chile v. Switzerland 2-1

Spain v. Honduras 3-0

although, I really want Honduras to win.

Actually, here are my 'hoped-for results'

Portugal 0 North Korea 6

Chile 1 Switzerland 0

Spain 0 Honduras 10

This would give Honduras a very good goal difference, and would mean that a draw in their final game with the Swiss would be enough to take them through to the next stage.

COME ON HONDURAS!

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Posted: 21 Jun 10 00:58

Quote: Monkey Woods

Portugal v. North Korea 2-2

Chile v. Switzerland 2-1

Spain v. Honduras 3-0

although, I really want Honduras to win.

Actually, here are my 'hoped-for results'

Portugal 0 North Korea 6

Chile 1 Switzerland 0

Spain 0 Honduras 10

This would give Honduras a very good goal difference, and would mean that a draw in their final game with the Swiss would be enough to take them through to the next stage.

COME ON HONDURAS!


Sorry to quote, just need the fixtures up for reference.

Portugal 2 North Korea 0

Chile 2 Switzerland 0

Spain 2 Honduras 0

Haven't seen Honduras play yet. They any good?

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Posted: 21 Jun 10 01:41

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Haven't seen Honduras play yet. They any good?




They played OK against Chile, but some of these teams want to walk it into the net. To be fair, Chile seemed to have it under control, and never looked like conceding. I enjoyed the Italy v. New Zealand game last night, for obvious reasons, and am currently trying to deflect the England shambles with the French shambles.

What a carry on! They should make a film out of it!

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Posted: 21 Jun 10 01:47
Henry's playing full forward for Roscommon next year and I heard a rumour Dublin want Anelka for the Hurling team.


Fuckin French.



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Jun 10 01:48
Yihaaaaaa!

Of course, there are those that say France shouldn't even be there ...

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Posted: 21 Jun 10 02:00
Well..... The German's did give it a good go.

But your lot and the Americans fucked it up.



Twice!!!

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Posted: 21 Jun 10 02:09
Heh! heh! heh! (giggles)


Off to teach now.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Jun 10 17:32
Hello.

Hello?

Hello.....


Oh, its so lonely and quiet.

I don't like Brazil (sorry my dear Charpa).
They'll probably win the World Cup again but I don't like them at all.
I don't like Fabiano's face.
Or Kaka's. Hateful face on him.
And Dani Alves annoys me with his stubby face and piercing eyes.

The gay couple of Robinhio and that fella that looks like him in defence are ok.
Lucio is a nice chap.
No time for the rest.
I just want MAradona to win. Fuck the team, its just him I want to see lifting that lovely trophy again. It would make him so happy.
And me.


Nice to see Ronaldo get a goal at last for Portugal.
Even though they whipped the glorious nation of North Korea.
On my North Korean telly Korea actually wo, but that doesn't count.


Tonight its Spain V Honduras.
Love to see Honduras get a draw. For Monkey Woods sake. They really are shit.
Looks like Chile are through. Fuck off Switzerland. Awful
football. Terrible.

My Spain V Honduras prediction = 45-0

I've got everything else pretty much wrong so far , so I might as well be consistent.

PS: Moneky Woods, what do you teach? Is it English? Or something poncy?

Ponce. Thats the lads name from Chile. Imagine being named Waldo Ponce.
Or poor old Danny Shittu of Nigeria. Imagine the teasing.
Ahh well, such is life.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 21 Jun 10 18:12
You lot are hopeless titters!

Here the expert tit of the week:

Portugal 7 v N Korea 0 (I've got sixth sense and only tit after the games finished)

Spain 5 v Honkyduras 0

Sheep Shaggers -0 v England -4

England will be give a heroes welcome on their retrurn for a "jolly good effort"! and the Wombles will win Wimbledon!

Good pair of tits from ol JO


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