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Fucking JO..

Trying to tell me off for calling Buddha a cunt...

After JB told me to fuck-off

Without any provocation...

Not so much as a by your leave...

Simply out of the fucking blue..

From absolutely nowhere..

A gratuitous insult...

Fucking cunt...

Not you JB

Just read that and it helped a bit more

Fucking JO..

I REFUSE TO GET INTO A SLANGING MATCH WITH OUR MOST REPSECTED CJ, SLUT!

I was going to say a bad word but my hearts just not in it.

My heart's in it: FUCK.

OK, what starts with F and ends with uck?

Fucking duck.

Do I win a prize Frankie?

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Colonel Juan

Only people what are common swear all the time. They are uneducated. They lack vocubulary.

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This is a 'common' misconception.

I was adopted into common stock, and was nursed on bottled formula, secondhand smoke and profanity. Now, I am highly educated.

But you'd never guess it from fucking listening to me.

I'm just wired that way. It comes almost as naturally as breathing. I can usually control it, until you piss me off. But you really have to raise my ire to get a word like "cunt," and I never use racial epithets.

I also go out of my way to tone it down around ladies (until they let loose and I know it's safe) and especially around children, because that's when I got started on that shit.

Wait a second... doesn't almost half of our readership consist of kids?

Oh, well. Fuck it.

I swear,
by almighty Dad,
to tell the truth, the whole truth and anything but the truth.


So help me dad.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I swear,
by almighty Dad,
to tell the truth, the whole truth and anything but the truth.


So help me dad.

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Oh, brother.

[rolleyes]

Oh, bother.

[Rolo's]

Hello Fergus. Hello SFO.

I'm just bored.

Off work sick. Keeping mad hours.

Just thought I'd be sociable.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999


Just thought I'd be sociable.

Regards

Skoob.

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Go on then.

I'll just put the kettle on.

Sod the kettle Fergus.

Go for the fridge!

Regards

Skoob.

Fridges can't boil water Skoob.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Fridges can't boil water Skoob.

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...call an electrician to reverse the wires....I thought you were in
the trades????

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Fridges can't boil water Skoob.

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...call an electrician to reverse the wires....I thought you were in
the trades????

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Good to see the Cowboy's are still alive and well in America.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Fridges can't boil water Skoob.

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...call an electrician to reverse the wires....I thought you were in
the trades????

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Good to see the Cowboy's are still alive and well in America.

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thanks, TONTO......

Good morning Morse.

Lovely day.

I fucking swear loads! I told my Friend how many calories are in a bag of quavers, and she asked me if i knew what the laest was. I said I didnt give a shit, and she thought shit had the least calories. BLOODY HILARIOS! BTW IM 11!