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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 10 Jun 10 05:17
It wasn't Ralph McTell, was it?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 10 Jun 10 05:42
It was Ralph McTell who recorded it.

Fuck knows who Fergus was listening to.

Could have been me, but I always used to sing Baker Street, by Jerry Springer. The one that bloke cuts the copper's ear off to. In that Quentin Crisp fillum. Or was that the Billy Connolly song?

I dunno.

Clueless on the coast.

Skoob.

Amethyst Ryder
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Posted: 10 Jun 10 09:32 - Edited By: Amethyst Ryder, 10 Jun 10 09:33
Oh, why the hell not.

(ETA: Responding to the original question. )

1. "I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do."

--"Your Song," Elton John and Bernie Taupin

Maybe not the most influential lyric upon my life, but it does come in handy.


2. "When I spend the time, I'll go!"

-- my son when he was a small child

To this day I have no idea what the hell it means. And neither does he.


3. "Sir, yes, upon a slip'ry floor laid fresh
With wax 'tis true mayhap thou canst tread bold.
And shouldst thou slip, and crack thy head upon
The tile, small harm I wot willst thou incur."

-- The Merry Travails of the All-Night Grocer, Act I, Scene 5

See answer to #1.

birbee
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Posted: 10 Jun 10 10:59 - Edited By: birbee, 10 Jun 10 15:28
1) "If lonliness meant world acclaim, Everyone would know my name, I'd be a legend in my time"

Johnny Cash ~ Legend in My Time
Reminds me of my second marriage break up.


2) "Better looking at it than looking for it"

If you have too much of something.

3) "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are written on The Spoof, they have just yet to be found."

Geneva Slim
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Posted: 10 Jun 10 12:23

Quote: Fergus McCarthy


Quote: Geneva Slim

Ferg - I just meant you seem jitttery is all. It looks good on you, though.

For me, caffeine is the fluid of life. That's what's left when you get paroled and can't do anything else anymore - drink, smoke the ganj, have sex with the mailman, conceal & carry, vote...


It's hell living in polite society!



Why can't you do any of those things????


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Court order. Illinois judges are tough. As our former governor, Blago, is about to find out.



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