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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 18 May 10 18:29 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 18 May 10 18:30
Unless you want to hold them.... Then I suppose I'll have to hit them.


Except Morse, no hitting Morse, he's adopting me hopefully.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 May 10 18:30

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I'll help you Budda, I'll hold em , you hit em.


Cowards

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 18 May 10 18:32
It's safer, better odds of winning, unless it's Jackie Chan or someone like that.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 18 May 10 18:35
Anyway? Whats the problem?

They're dead anyway.

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Posted: 18 May 10 23:08

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Unless you want to hold them.... Then I suppose I'll have to hit them.


Except Morse, no hitting Morse, he's adopting me hopefully.



revised the will....wood block planes, scribes, a laser (with tripod),
ram set gun and 3 boxes of yellow loads, 10' cross cut saw, (wild) blueberry hod,
8' cast net, 3 antique carpenter pencils with teeth marks, a set of masonry bits,
one inch drill with paddle for mixing paint with drywall, assorted screws, nuts, hinges, cabinet knobs, antique hardware and autographed pix of "Norm."
All yours Ferg....you and skoob can pick them up when you come over
to vist Charleston.....lots of antique gas lamposts outside pubs....



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Posted: 18 May 10 23:16
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I'll let Ferg sort it out.

I have to go to the hospital soon (in a few hours)

Re lampposts...

Stick 'em.

I never yet won a fight with a lamppost.

Unyielding they are.

In pain...

Skoob.

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Posted: 18 May 10 23:20
You have an autographed picture of 'Norm'!!!

I'm.... I'm....





Thankyou Morse.

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Posted: 18 May 10 23:22
Come on man!

Spit it out!

FFS - We'll be here all feckin' night at this rate.

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Skoob

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 18 May 10 23:27
It's Norm.


Morse knows.

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Posted: 19 May 10 00:51
Ferg

I take it you're referring to the New England housebuilder with the big nail gun.

I wouldn't know about that sort of thing.

And even if I did,I wouldn't bother posting because there's only me and shea lo and one other on line right now.

Hang on, I just got an E-mail from the Tryhol chap.

Expect my name's shit again...

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Posted: 19 May 10 17:23

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Unless you want to hold them.... Then I suppose I'll have to hit them.


Except Morse, no hitting Morse, he's adopting me hopefully.


I won't aim for the face.
I don't do faces.
I'll hit them in the stomach.
Or kick them in the shins or the backside.

We can alternate and take turns. We could even bring weapons too.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 19 May 10 17:35

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Unless you want to hold them.... Then I suppose I'll have to hit them.


Except Morse, no hitting Morse, he's adopting me hopefully.


I won't aim for the face.
I don't do faces.
I'll hit them in the stomach.
Or kick them in the shins or the backside.

We can alternate and take turns. We could even bring weapons too.


Midgets smoking ciggies shouldn't throw stones

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 19 May 10 17:39
Thats good advice for everyone.
I am a lover, not a fighter.
I am a peacemaker. A Colt Peacemaker. With a Loooong barrel.
Ok, make that a medium-to-small barrel. At a stretch.




Jaggedone
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Posted: 19 May 10 18:45

Quote: Jesus Budda

Thats good advice for everyone.
I am a lover, not a fighter.
I am a peacemaker. A Colt Peacemaker. With a Loooong barrel.
Ok, make that a medium-to-small barrel. At a stretch.


I don't like Mondays either


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