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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Unless you want to hold them.... Then I suppose I'll have to hit them.
Except Morse, no hitting Morse, he's adopting me hopefully. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Cowards |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's safer, better odds of winning, unless it's Jackie Chan or someone like that.
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Anyway? Whats the problem?
They're dead anyway. |
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Morse
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revised the will....wood block planes, scribes, a laser (with tripod), ram set gun and 3 boxes of yellow loads, 10' cross cut saw, (wild) blueberry hod, 8' cast net, 3 antique carpenter pencils with teeth marks, a set of masonry bits, one inch drill with paddle for mixing paint with drywall, assorted screws, nuts, hinges, cabinet knobs, antique hardware and autographed pix of "Norm." All yours Ferg....you and skoob can pick them up when you come over to vist Charleston.....lots of antique gas lamposts outside pubs.... |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cap
I'll let Ferg sort it out. I have to go to the hospital soon (in a few hours) Re lampposts... Stick 'em. I never yet won a fight with a lamppost. Unyielding they are. In pain... Skoob. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You have an autographed picture of 'Norm'!!!
I'm.... I'm.... Thankyou Morse. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Come on man!
Spit it out! FFS - We'll be here all feckin' night at this rate. Regards Skoob |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's Norm.
Morse knows. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ferg
I take it you're referring to the New England housebuilder with the big nail gun. I wouldn't know about that sort of thing. And even if I did,I wouldn't bother posting because there's only me and shea lo and one other on line right now. Hang on, I just got an E-mail from the Tryhol chap. Expect my name's shit again... Regards Skoob |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I won't aim for the face. I don't do faces. I'll hit them in the stomach. Or kick them in the shins or the backside. We can alternate and take turns. We could even bring weapons too. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Midgets smoking ciggies shouldn't throw stones |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Thats good advice for everyone.
I am a lover, not a fighter. I am a peacemaker. A Colt Peacemaker. With a Loooong barrel. Ok, make that a medium-to-small barrel. At a stretch. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I don't like Mondays either |
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