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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Without an atmosphere, the sky on the moon is not black like earth's night, but pitch black, even when the sun is in the sky. Stars are not little, fuzzy, twinkling things, but tiny pinpoints of light. Again due to lack of air, visual contrast and brightness on the luner surface is acute. The cameras they were using were not using settings for filming the stars, and they weren't exactly using Hollywood cameras and film, let alone star telescopes. Have you ever tried to take a picture of the moon? You really have to zoom, or it's just a little white dot, and stars barely even show up. I can't get into the radiation thing now because I'm off to work again. Back in a few hours. Can somebody else field this one?
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The waving flag theory is easily explained. NASA said at the time that they fixed wires into it to give the illusion of waving.
Iain B was spot on. They landed on the moon. Get over it. Regards Skoob. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The moon landings were real, I was there, I did all the camera work and pulled the little wires to make the flag flutter.
Just before we all got out we had a session of rock, paper scissors to decide who would officially be the first man on the moon and Nelly beat me with a rock over scissors. It is still one of my favourite memories, after the filming and the sattelite link was terminated we took off all the clumpy space suit stuff and had a barbie and a few beers. Great evening, we watched a hurricane develop off the coast of Florida and played hide and seek. We had to pack up when Buzz got pissed and started throwing rocks at Russia. Happy days. |
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Lynton
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What you need speccie is to cover your head with tinfoil that'll stop the voices
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
5 star post
I'll put some on your snippets! ![]()
Oops! I almost forgot - but I could only give you 15 points anyway, Mr. Lazy. |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I am going to put my two cents worth in here for what it matters,but it doesn't.
Of course man landed on the moon, and the technology benifited mankind incredibily! Although I still have my doubts, like everybody else it seems. Why they went there in the first place is completely beyond me! Now going to mars is a different proposition altogether, but there is always going to be some idiot! |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh! And by the way I remeber the disaster of that Apollo 13
mission, but thank goodness they got home. It is strange how you are scarred by memories when you are young! It is stange when you are scarred when you are middle aged as well!Ha! |
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Tcoah
Writer Location: Near Water Registered: 9 Oct 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Absolutely, "we" took off from Earth then came back again to land on the Moon's moon (Earth). ![]() |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ha!, Ha!, I liked that! |
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Lynton
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A fan of the non-stick frying pan! |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I swear by the Van Allen Radiation Belt.
It cured my ague and sciatica. The Val Doonican Radiation Jersey was a washout though. |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Radiation might do my legs some good which are killing me, around the throat.
But then again I might turn green, that would not be very nice, then again it all depends on what tone of green! Why the hell am I doing this! Oh! Well it is a laugh, I think! |
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stantheman
Writer Registered: 18 Apr 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Man on the Moon? notice the flag blowing merrily, on a windless environment A GIANT STEP for Who. The USA.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Moon Landing W. H. Auden It's natural the Boys should whoop it up for so huge a phallic triumph, an adventure it would not have occurred to women to think worth while, made possible only because we like huddling in gangs and knowing the exact time: yes, our sex may in fairness hurrah the deed, although the motives that primed it were somewhat less than menschlich. A grand gesture. But what does it period? What does it osse? We were always adroiter with objects than lives, and more facile at courage than kindness: from the moment the first flint was flaked this landing was merely a matter of time. But our selves, like Adam's, still don't fit us exactly, modern only in this---our lack of decorum. Homer's heroes were certainly no braver than our Trio, but more fortunate: Hector was excused the insult of having his valor covered by television. Worth going to see? I can well believe it. Worth seeing? Mneh! I once rode through a desert and was not charmed: give me a watered lively garden, remote from blatherers about the New, the von Brauns and their ilk, where on August mornings I can count the morning glories where to die has a meaning, and no engine can shift my perspective. Unsmudged, thank God, my Moon still queens the Heavens as She ebbs and fulls, a Presence to glop at, Her Old Man, made of grit not protein, still visits my Austrian several with His old detachment, and the old warnings still have power to scare me: Hybris comes to an ugly finish, Irreverence is a greater oaf than Superstition. Our apparatniks will continue making the usual squalid mess called History: all we can pray for is that artists, chefs and saints may still appear to blithe it. |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks for that The San Francisco Onion.
Nice but I hardly understood a word of it! Ha! This is not so much about the moon, but I always wonder what they are doing on that giant space station. They are up to something, probably no good! Oh! Paranoia pervades my life. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks SFO, I'd also like to thank the one person who alway's gives me 5 stars on the rare ocassion I do publish, I think it's Morse but it could be Skoob, it might not be, it could be Bargis.... What a nice thought, anyway.... Thanks. (Leave room for moment.) When I'm moved in to my new house, wife's happy, kids are happy, plenty of money coming in, new van and a 5 year work contract I'll do a lot more writing. It'll still be a load of crap but I'll do lots more of it. I estimate sometime around June 2025. |
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Morse
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Fergie! Good news for you...pleased at the news over here...now that you're over the hump, I may have to stop your points allowance...charity begins at home, or so they say!
Here's a few on account ****************** Look forward to your take on life. Morse |
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