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Quote: Morse

Opening day at Fenway Park. Sox come from behind to beat world champs NY Yankees 9-8 in front of sold out crowd (again). Lots of beer consumed. No one Beat Up. No Yobs on street. No one tripped up. No one kicked in NUTS.
No OFF HANDED goals.

Good Luck to everyone in S. Africa...be safe, have a good time!

Best to the UK!

Go Sox!

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No off handed goals? As in off the cuff? Do you prefer your goals scripted?

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I was referring to the French and their sacking of the Irish which left Fergus
beside himself for over a fortnight....

I don't think I'll ever get over that.

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Quote: Skoob1999

The Germans.

Don't ever underestimate the Germans. They might look crap at the moment, but they usually get something right at the WC

Spain...

What time is it?

Regards

Skoob,

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Yes, the Germans , they always find a way!
Spain, they are a bunch of puffters!
But it will be an African team who will win the World Cup!
Mark my words or don't.
I am not sure I give a shit anymore! Ha!

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I don't think I'll ever get over that.

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As if that wasn't bad enough, there was this!

OOOOPS

The Vanilla pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:

'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: Nae mair crap

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Quote: Skoob1999

Nae mair crap Nae mair crap.

Nae mair.

Regards

Skoob.

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nae chance lol

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What group are Scotland in then?

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Rage Against the Machine - it's the only way we could get to #1

hmmmmm north of England - nearly Scottish

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Quote: Skoob1999

Messi

4 now.

JO

BELIEVE.

Regards

Skoob.

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the Church booted me out as a child they thought I was a Damian

The World Cup is great.

I would like to talk about USA '94 in case any of the American readers missed it and would like to become part of the football fun.

Unforgettable moments such as these:

My dear friend Maradona scoring that wonder goal against Nigeria, then running up to the camera and screaming into it like he was demented (which he was). He was later escorted off the pitch for a drugs test. He was never sen again.

The own goal that Escobar scored in Colombia V USA. When the team returned home he was shot dead.

The introduction of 'safety carts' to transport players who were injured off the pitch. Comedy moments ahoy as players were slowly (very slowly) carted away in these roof-less goal carts. Much wasted time enjoyed by all spectators and players alike. Hilarious fun (not).

Numbers on the front of players shirts. Hey, what a great idea! Lets put little, tiny numbers of the players on the front of their shirts. Lets just ignore the fact that nobody can read them.

John Aldridge repeatedly using the 'F-word' to the official when they wouldn't allow him to come on as a substitute in Ireland V Mexico.

Baggio taking one of the worst penalties ever in the final versus Brazil. The divine ponytail somehow managed to hit the bar.

The decision to play matches at midday for television coverage reasons. Great idea to kill the footballers!

That Russian guy scoring 5 goals versus Cameroon. Tournament record if I remember correctly. Salenko, think it was.

Nigeria's Super Eagles. Cameroon were great in 1990 but Nigeria were even more crazy fun in '94 with players that would go on to fill Premier League team sheets.

The USA mascot. A Dog wearing a football strip. Such a crazy idea indeed. Who has ever seen a dog wearing football shorts. It should have been Diana Ross.

Stoichkov's brilliant free kick goal that was disallowed becasue the referee said he was supposed to only take an indirect free kick. It denied Stoichkov being overall Top Scorer and instead had to share with the Russian chap Salenko.

A drab Brazil side won the competition against a shitty Italy. Even Romario couldn't liven them up much. I think Ronaldo (the fat one) was only about 17 at the time and sat on the bench like a fat bastard.

Al Gore presented the World Cup trophy to Dunga the captain of Brazil. Look at them now: one the manager of Brazil, the other a ferret-faced Globey-lover.


More meaningless banality to follow....

It's been CANCELLED because of racial unrest between Zulu's and Michael Caine

I'm putting on my prediction hat.


My prediction for tonights Man Utd V Bayern Munich match is that Man U will win 2-0 (4-1 on aggregate).


I'm taking off my hat now and putting it on a table. I am now putting on my prediction socks and coat.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I'm putting on my prediction hat.


My prediction for tonights Man Utd V Bayern Munich match is that Man U will win 2-0 (4-1 on aggregate).


I'm taking off my hat now and putting it on a table. I am now putting on my prediction socks and coat.

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JB, keep off of the HOLY GROUND with your Lederhosen!

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Quote: Jaggedone

It's been CANCELLED because of racial unrest between Zulu's and Michael Caine

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That Bastard Caine was the first Bastard I added to the BASTARDS Thread! Bastard that he is.

i know its a terrible thing to say (and its never stopped me before) but I think theres a fair chance that old Nelson Mandela will pop his clogs during the tournament. that will make it very awkward as far as continuing with the matches.
I wish he'd stop wearing those shitty patterned shirts.

The predicion socks and coat have come to the same conclusion:

Man Utd to win tonight 2-0.


I could put on my prediction gloves and underpants to see if they can predict the goal scorers if you want?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

The predicion socks and coat have come to the same conclusion:

Man Utd to win tonight 2-0.


I could put on my prediction gloves and underpants to see if they can predict the goal scorers if you want?

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Before he "pops his wellies" his dying wish has to be fulfilled, "another 25 years in Robbeneiland away from Minnie!"

The prediction gloves and underpants have spoken:

Vidic from a corner and lazy Berbatov with a tap-in.


Run down the street and place a bet on all that and share the winnings with me.


Now all we do is wait and see how accurate they have been....

No bloody wonder we lost.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

No bloody wonder we lost.

Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob from one RED to another RED: MON DIEU

Don't tell anyone, but I wanted Bayern to win.
Tee hee hee.

There is no such thing as a prediction hat, coat, socks or underpants. I made the whole thing up!
Tee he hee.



Note: I should have written that my predicted aggregate score was 3-2, not 4-1 or whatever other shit I typed. Numbers confuse me like Confucius is confused by, erm, long moustaches.

Football and Tea - a winning combination.

The World Cup is coming. Filthy bastard.
I want to lick the World Cup. But tht is a story for another day.

I think I'm going to explode.

I think I'm going to explode.

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Maybe you can save your explosion for the semi-final: England v Germany just as Germany take their winning penalty!

Ivory coast for quarter final penalty heartbreak..... put it down to Svens training - have a look at www.themondaysupplement.co.uk for an exclusive look at his latest techniques.

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Quote: Themondaysupplement

Ivory coast for quarter final penalty heartbreak..... put it down to Svens training - have a look at www.themondaysupplement.co.uk for an exclusive look at his latest techniques.

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I'd go there but I'm afraid of new things.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Themondaysupplement

Ivory coast for quarter final penalty heartbreak..... put it down to Svens training - have a look at www.themondaysupplement.co.uk for an exclusive look at his latest techniques.

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I'd go there but I'm afraid of new things.

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Like Ivory?

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Themondaysupplement

Ivory coast for quarter final penalty heartbreak..... put it down to Svens training - have a look at www.themondaysupplement.co.uk for an exclusive look at his latest techniques.

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I'd go there but I'm afraid of new things.

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Like Ivory?

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Like it?
I love it!

Like Ivory?

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Like it?
I love it!

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Racist, where's the Ebony?

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Quote: Jaggedone

Like Ivory?

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Like it?
I love it!

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Racist, where's the Ebony?

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Together in perfect harmony, side by side by my piano, of course!