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you never can tell even heavy set builders from anywhere have been set about

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Quote: Lynton

you never can tell even heavy set builders from anywhere have been set about

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Lol very true, do you think this is the time to mention my 6foot 5" 200lbs and rather posessive partner?

They don't let details like that deter them - theyll probably gang up they're always looking for excuses

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Quote: Lynton

They don't let details like that deter them - theyll probably gang up they're always looking for excuses

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*buys black hair dye and shades*

The Adventures of Robin Hood

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Quote: Lynton

Jude

Let me just take a paraphrase out of sir Humphrey's vocabulary in Yes Minister

Sir Humphrey:
Even to consider allowing the general public, not to mention members of this illustrious establishment access to details of a personal nature, pictorial or otherwise would be a courageous decision.

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Wiser words were never spoken.

Actually, yes they were, but you get what I mean.

Driving Miss Donlevy

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown = Five Lassies About Tae Get a Slap

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Quote: politicalpop

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown = Five Lassies About Tae Get a Slap

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very nice lol

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Quote: Lynton

fried mars bar attacks

A clockwork porage

Lassie yer pulled (come hame wi me)

The forth man

Rab and Flora and Jock and Morag

Ice cold in Harris

Neeps for the Skye

(an imaginary gay one one - The rape of the he-brides)

Grapes of cape wrath

How to succeed in Inverness withoot gi'in' a fuck

Callander girls

a funny thing happened to me on the way to the forth bridge

(here's a song Haggis that's why they call it the blues by Elton Jock)

A streetcar named Janet

Perfect storn (oway)

She wore a tartan ribbob

Rob anyone

Bridge over the river tay

Bonfire of the sassenachs

Colditz? brass fuckingmonkeys

The forth protocol

The day of the MacCall (Jackal)

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Wonderful. I particularly like bridge over the river tay, grapes of cape wrath and ice cold in harris.

Merrydown Cider House Rules

Children of a Lesser God = Ye Deef Muppet

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: Lynton

fried mars bar attacks

A clockwork porage

Lassie yer pulled (come hame wi me)

The forth man

Rab and Flora and Jock and Morag

Ice cold in Harris

Neeps for the Skye

(an imaginary gay one one - The rape of the he-brides)

Grapes of cape wrath

How to succeed in Inverness withoot gi'in' a fuck

Callander girls

a funny thing happened to me on the way to the forth bridge

(here's a song Haggis that's why they call it the blues by Elton Jock)

A streetcar named Janet

Perfect storn (oway)

She wore a tartan ribbob

Rob anyone

Bridge over the river tay

Bonfire of the sassenachs

Colditz? brass fuckingmonkeys

The forth protocol

The day of the MacCall (Jackal)

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Wonderful. I particularly like bridge over the river tay, grapes of cape wrath and ice cold in harris.

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A connoisseur at last!


and politicalpop

love it!

Dolores Claiborne.........Dolores Claymore

Jack the Ripper...........Jock the Ripper

I also liked 'Driechula"!

How about:

Arbroath Smokie and the Bandit

Get Shortbread

About a Bhoy

The Broons Identity

Thistle Down the Wind

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Quote: Erskin Quint

I also liked 'Driechula"!

How about:

Arbroath Smokie and the Bandit

Get Shortbread

About a Bhoy

The Broons Identity

Thistle Down the Wind

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Quality rather than quantity Erskin and each one a gem of lapidiary excellence shining like the ruby in the crown. The Late Queen would have been most proud. Died of a broken heart you know. First her old man dies then that scotsman turned out to be a knob-jockey. Tragic. And please Erskin...... no mention of the Duke of Clarence; you know how mother takes on so. Where are the Ammoniacal salts when one needs them?

Oh and Erskin I bet you have all of the Bonzo's records and perhaps even the temperance seven and the new vaudevlle band.

Free oor willy (yae bastads!)

Legless among the cattle (sleepless in...)or even

Sleeping in a gut'ter wi a bo'tle'

Hibs that pass in the night

Police encounter

The postman's always mugged twice

(And a work of plastic art by McRodin - The glasgy kess)

The wife-beater's guide to the galaxy

Gloaming (Wi RMcPatz)

Gloaming II etc....Ok Gloaming bike-clips/ with chips

Gilligan \Ireland's that way nae pesh off back oer there

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Quote: Lynton

Oh and Erskin I bet you have all of the Bonzo's records and perhaps even the temperance seven and the new vaudevlle band.

Free oor willy (yae bastads!)

Legless among the cattle (sleepless in...)or even

Sleeping in a gut'ter wi a bo'tle'

Hibs that pass in the night

Police encounter



The postman's always mugged twice

(And a work of plastic art by McRodin - The glasgy kess)

The wife-beater's guide to the galaxy

Gloaming (Wi RMcPatz)

Gloaming II etc....Ok Gloaming bike-clips/ with chips

Gilligan \Ireland's that way nae pesh off back oer there

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Are you 24/7 Lynton?

I thought of another one while I was up a mountain today but I've forgotten it. Maybe it will come back.

No I don't have Bonzo Dog etc etc. I do like Sir Henry at Rawlinson End and I like the story of when Neil Innes met Viv Stanshall:

"I first met Vivian Stanshall in a pub in New Cross, not far from Goldsmith's College. He was overweight, wearing a black frock coat, Billy Bunter trousers and carrying a euphonium under his arm. His broad face dwarfed the miniature, oval-shaped, violet tinted Victorian spectacles perched on his nose and, on either side of his head, he sported very large false ears made of unpleasant pink rubber! It occured to me immediately, that here was an interesting man, even for an art student and this was only 1963 - or was it 1964?".

I've got a lot of Viv S on mp3 wonderful

I too have a film but only half of it

I just couldn't think of an ending for scots I can for The north country

Bring me the head of Alfred O Garstang/carstairs or whatever there are probably better