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Bargis

Enjoyed all this techno mumbo jumbo.

Think you meant to say tectonic not Teutonic though.

Teutonic forces come from drinking beer and eating sauerkraut with wurst.

Overindulging can lead to strong urges to overthrow your neighbour and walking funny.

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

The real reasons!

http://www.jir.com/geographic.html

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lol

I used to have about 20 years' worth of National Geographic myself.

Another serious catastrophe that needs fixing.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Another serious catastrophe that needs fixing.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

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Yes! Glacial melt equals more dihydrogen monoxide emissions!

Glad were on the same page.

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

I did a litle more research and actualy called my friend who's a professor of physics at Rutgers University in New Jersey (department head in fact).

I asked him about what I read and the 'brake energy theory' and the Edderson Energy Wave and his thoughts were consistent with the current theory, in fact part of his government research grant concerns polamic wave generation in inanimate objects...Now, I'm no physics theorist so alot of this struff has passed me by when he explained it, but I took some notes and will pass on what he said to be fact.

According to him, contrary to pass analogies of stored energy possibilities, all objects extert forces that have some energy. Since energy can never be destroyed it passes on and can effect various other objects who's energy is greater or lesser. Millions of cars exerting culmulative foot pounds of energy will be absorbed into other objects.

Yeah, I know wild stuff, but he summoned it up this way... that light energy can be stored if transposed and later released. Just as when you burn a log in the fireplace, the heat released through the chemical action of fire corrolates to all the light energy that tree absorbed in it's life span except you're releasing it all at one time. You're simply releasing it in another form as heat and chemical energy, just as transposed gravitational energy is passed through from a automobile's braking force and is relegated into a transposition of kinetic forces into a delayed seismic action over a period of time. Yes, the entire earth's population jumping at the same moment would be similar and that energy would be stored until it overcame a greater force then it would add and release I guess.

Guess we don't use brakes, huh!

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I concur BT, but want to add some food for thought here as well concerning the human psyche also adding to the planet 'heating up', at least in NJ on certain nights.

During an earlier career as a reporter in Paterson, NJ, the natives used to take to burning down their apartment dwellings every Friday night, especially when Colt .45 malt liquor was on sale. During my covering of the festivities I noticed a definite increase in temperature caused by the human conflagration.

So, in a matter of speaking, I guess we humans are really responsible for the coming melt down for being flaming ass holes, at least in Paterson.


Got to take a Brake.....

Keep Kool.

PS: Big Al is getting an honorary award at U.Tennessee..for
'visionary leadership" ,first Kiffin, now Al...so much for higher education!

what losers!

Just sayin'

Morse

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Yes! Glacial melt equals more dihydrogen monoxide emissions!

Glad were on the same page.

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Isn't that what Letterman said?

The only way to save the planet is to wipe ot 95% of the worlds population and nascar racing.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The only way to save the planet is to wipe ot 95% of the worlds population and nascar racing.

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I think that constant turning left at high speed is screwing with the earth's rotation.

Maybe SFO could explain how this works?

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The only way to save the planet is to wipe ot 95% of the worlds population and nascar racing.

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RIGHT ON FERGUS! No more roundabouts!

Taking the GREEN pledge!

I'm joining JunkScience.com making our world Greener!

I will (check items that apply):

Increase personal use of ethanol derived from grape biomass and various grains and cereals

Use more solar energy by taking longer beach vacations

Only work Saturday and Sunday, making all other days weekend to reduce driving

Open canned sodas slower to reduce rate of CO2 emissions

Gain weight - fat people are composed of more carbon than skinny people, thus keeping more carbon out of the environment

Reduce CO2-emissions by doing as little exercise as possible

Reduce global methane emissions by eating more farm animals

Avoid spicy foods to reduce personal emissions

Campaign to sequester Congress and the U.N.

Recycle environmentalists into biofuels

Lobby Congress to fund flying carpet research to replace jet travel

Help promote greater fuel efficiency by lobbying Congress to repeal the Law of Gravity

Will YOU take the pledge?

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The only way to save the planet is to wipe ot 95% of the worlds population and nascar racing.

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I suggest that politicians, child molestors, terrorists, and Washington Redskins fans go first.

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Taking the GREEN pledge!

I'm joining JunkScience.com making our world Greener!

I will (check items that apply):

Increase personal use of ethanol derived from grape biomass and various grains and cereals

Use more solar energy by taking longer beach vacations

Only work Saturday and Sunday, making all other days weekend to reduce driving

Open canned sodas slower to reduce rate of CO2 emissions

Gain weight - fat people are composed of more carbon than skinny people, thus keeping more carbon out of the environment

Reduce CO2-emissions by doing as little exercise as possible

Reduce global methane emissions by eating more farm animals

Avoid spicy foods to reduce personal emissions

Campaign to sequester Congress and the U.N.

Recycle environmentalists into biofuels

Lobby Congress to fund flying carpet research to replace jet travel

Help promote greater fuel efficiency by lobbying Congress to repeal the Law of Gravity

Will YOU take the pledge?

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Phil: sure you're going to like France that much??

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The only way to save the planet is to wipe ot 95% of the worlds population and nascar racing.

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RIGHT ON FERGUS! No more roundabouts!

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Damn straight!

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The only way to save the planet is to wipe ot 95% of the worlds population and nascar racing.

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RIGHT ON FERGUS! No more roundabouts!

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Damn straight!

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....and mind the FUCKING gap!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

I suggest that politicians, child molestors, terrorists, and Washington Redskins fans go first.

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And charity bag packers.
No! Fuck it! They go last.


Let them watch.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The only way to save the planet is to wipe ot 95% of the worlds population and nascar racing.

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I think that constant turning left at high speed is screwing with the earth's rotation.

Maybe SFO could explain how this works?

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Sure!

Everything has an equal and opposite reaction.

NASCAR fans watch cars turn left, then hit the voting booths and turn right.

Maybe someone could explain why Dale Earnhardt Jr. Way (Northlake, Texas) has a speed limit of 35 mph?

Not me.

I'm watching a French film right now and theres some lad making a fry up, pink cigarette dangling off his bottom lip and he's cooking eggs.

Right behing him, his friend is shagging his sister on the floor, he knows because he told him to do it, no arguments from her either in fact quite the opposite.

Any way the point I'm trying to make is that I dont believe in all that "The French are great cooks" and all that jazz.



Three eggs he cracked into that pan and he broke one of them, and he used the flipper over to crack the eggs!

If he broke them into a cup I wouldn't have to be writing this but that's just the way it is I'm afraid. His sister and his buddy should really insist that he has the broken egg because he went and broke it.



Now the two lads are in the bath together.


I hate getting a broken fried egg,
the sisters in the bath with them now (big friggin bath),
it's so dissapointing.

I know what you mean, Ferg.

I mean, "I know what we mean". Those French film people are always so blasé about sex. They'll do it anywhere, with anyone, with anyone watching and they don't care who's breaking eggs in the background.

Common as muck!

Nothing worse than getting some ashes from a Gauloises in your poached egg...unless it's an French underarm hair...

Gauloises: combination of street sweepings and camel dung...I think Skoob has a fancy for them when he slips into his leathers and prowls the night...!

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I'm watching a French film right now and theres some lad making a fry up, pink cigarette dangling off his bottom lip and he's cooking eggs.

Right behing him, his friend is shagging his sister on the floor, he knows because he told him to do it, no arguments from her either in fact quite the opposite.

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Hello Fergus. Its me.
Is that the one with the three students? And they all get in the bath? Keep me updated. I mean us.

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Sure!

Everything has an equal and opposite reaction.

NASCAR fans watch cars turn left, then hit the voting booths and turn right.

Maybe someone could explain why Dale Earnhardt Jr. Way (Northlake, Texas) has a speed limit of 35 mph?

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Good point, SFO. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this inconsistancy.

Good point, SFO. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this inconsistancy.

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Hi, MB, where have you been lately, back at the Bordello?

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Quote: Jesus Budda


Hello Fergus. Its me.
Is that the one with the three students? And they all get in the bath? Keep me updated. I mean us.

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That's the one, I didn't catch the name of the film, at one one point the sister tried to shave the pubes of the friend, egged on by the brother of course.


Is that the one we were thinking about?

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Jesus Budda


Hello Fergus. Its me.
Is that the one with the three students? And they all get in the bath? Keep me updated. I mean us.

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That's the one, I didn't catch the name of the film, at one one point the sister tried to shave the pubes of the friend, egged on by the brother of course.


Is that the one we were thinking about?

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Just how many eggstra personalities do you have, anyway?