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Oh stop.


They've all been terrible while you were away, Gail Farrell was the ring leader, Morse was her number 2 and Abel Rodriguez, Bureau and Phil Macadamia acted as vicious enforcers.

I was afraid to say anything..

The cheek of them! Bullies and thugs the lot of 'em.
What was it that Queenie Mudder said about my dear freind Duncan Whitehead...ahh yes, she called him a 'thug'.
Can you imagine?
Dearest Duncan? A thug?
For shame!

Everything will be all right now. Daddy's home.
No seriously - Daddy IS home.
I can hear the car pulling into the garden. Now I can hear his heavy footsteps coming up the stairs...now I can hear him unbuckling his belt...I'd better go...

That's right!
Thug!


I couldn't believe it, such a lovely lad.

How would you like it if a woman - a respected woman at that - came up to you out of the blue and called you a 'THUG'?

I would be dumbfounded. Flabbergasted.

I would possibly loose the use of my legs and fall over and just lay in the gutter for days.
Such an innocent, sweet, generous, caring individual you could not find the better of in this modern age.

He should be made a saint. A martyred saint at that.

JB, the FAIRY Godmother, whatever next

Fluffy Godmother.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Fluffy Godmother.

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Mary Poppins even, he/she's so nice I've think I'm getting a toothache

Hello everyone!








Goodbye!

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Hello everyone!








Goodbye!

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Sorry I missed you!

I'm back now, you big lummox!



Q: What is a lummox?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

I'm back now, you big lummox!



Q: What is a lummox?

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in Anagram language; lummox usually means madness or xenophobia

My dear Fergus and Monkey Woods,
Aren't things so much more fun when we are around?

have you ever noticed that or am I imagining things again?
There is a sense of warmth but it is balanced by a cruel, sarcastic tone that is both welcoming and stern.
Like a marshmallow parent.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

My dear Fergus and Monkey Woods,
Aren't things so much more fun when we are around?

have you ever noticed that or am I imagining things again?
There is a sense of warmth but it is balanced by a cruel, sarcastic tone that is both welcoming and stern.
Like a marshmallow parent.

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Triplets I guess

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Like a marshmallow parent.

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Throw in a long, sharpened stick, and you've got yourself one heck of a campfire story!

Tell me S'more.

You asked me to tell you s'more.
I will, in due time, but before that I have a question for you and it is related to Smores. What is a SMORE?
Is it a food.
I could Google it (and I am tempted, must admit) but where is the fun in that?

I could be wrong - sometimes I am, I admit it - but I'm pretty sure S'mores are the opposite of S'lesses.

I hope you find this answer satisfactory.

Sadly, no. I am not satisfied with that answer.
NOT.
AT.
ALL.

I will now just have to Google it myslef.
For shame.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

My dear Fergus and Monkey Woods,
Aren't things so much more fun when we are around?

have you ever noticed that or am I imagining things again?
There is a sense of warmth but it is balanced by a cruel, sarcastic tone that is both welcoming and stern.
Like a marshmallow parent.

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I have noticed it, the warmth analogy is a good one, having you, me and Monkey Woods around all at the same time is like having the heating set at just the right temperature or eating a tub of mad expensive ice cream, the spoon doesn't bend in the expensive stuff, no matter how low the freezer is set.


It's wonderful to see all the writers so happy and upbeat at the moment, they probably dont realise just how happy we make them.

A few grammatical corrections for Chuy:

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Jesus Budda

My dear Fergus and Monkey Woods,
Aren't things so much more fun when we are around?

In the above line, the words "we are" should read "I am."

have you ever noticed that or am I imagining things again?
There is a sense of warmth but it is balanced by a cruel, sarcastic tone that is both welcoming and stern.
Like a marshmallow parent.

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I have noticed it, the warmth analogy is a good one, having you, me and Monkey Woods around all at the same time is like having the heating set at just the right temperature or eating a tub of mad expensive ice cream, the spoon doesn't bend in the expensive stuff, no matter how low the freezer is set.

In the above paragraph, the second sentence should read: "...good one, having me (Monkey Woods) and all my other Chuy aliases around is like having the heating....."


It's wonderful to see all the writers so happy and upbeat at the moment, they probably dont realise just how happy we make them.

In the above line, the word "we" should read "I."

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: victor nicholas

You seem to know each other fairly well.

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I know what you're thinking, Vic. That Jesus Budda is Erskin Quint, and that Erskin Quint must, therefore, be Jesus Budda.

Thing is, I am Jesus Budda, and I know full well that I am NOT Erskin Quint, so Jesus Budda is not Erskin Quint either, and neither is Erskin Quint Jesus Budda.

If Jesus Budda were Erskin Quint, I think I'd have noticed by now, and I haven't so he isn't, and neither am I.

I hope that makes things clear.

Yours sincerely,

Mister Meaner

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I am not Erskin Quint either.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I have noticed it,

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Me too.

I mean, "me three".

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

the warmth analogy is a good one, having you, me and Monkey Woods around all at the same time is like having the heating set at just the right temperature or eating a tub of mad expensive ice cream, the spoon doesn't bend in the expensive stuff, no matter how low the freezer is set.

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What a lovely way of putting it, Ferg. I wish I'd thought of it myslef.



Or maybe I did.

Well, I don't know about you but I'm feeling all snugally-wuggally.
Cosy. Thats the word.
Cosy.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Well, I don't know about you but I'm feeling all snugally-wuggally.
Cosy. Thats the word.
Cosy.

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IT'S SO BORING BEING SO NICE, YOU REMIND ME OF A SLEEPING CHUCKY!

Some people are just jealous of the idea cosiness between close friends.
We are also capable of extreme nastiness when required but that is unnecessary when there is so much warmth and love to share.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Some people are just jealous of the idea cosiness between close friends.
We are also capable of extreme nastiness when required but that is unnecessary when there is so much warmth and love to share.

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I just puked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!