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Didn't Red have a brother named Fred? Fred Skelton? Or was it 'Dead Fred'?

Nope, it was "Deadeye", a sheriff in the old west. One of my favorite shows. He laughed harder than anybody in the audience.


-BuRo

Hi Abel

I think this is what they call emergent behaviour - a sort of paranoia that emereges from the anonymity of the web and the trauma that any brush with real trolls can induce in people.

Just back briefly but I see many new writers in the list and that is great! Hope to be back in the rankings soon.

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Don't confuse Chuy, Paul is just another character who write SuBo stories too.

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Until yesterday, didn't Chuy write all of the SuBo stories?

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Jalapenoman and Bargis,

So then it appears that all of the "Newby" writers who have penned dozens and dozens of stories about SuBo are actually simply just one individual known as "Chuy."

Wow. Why would one individual feel the need to write using a dozen or so different writer's names? And isn't that against our administrator/editor Mark Lowton's Spoof Rules & Regulations of ONLY one writer's name per IP Address?

What could a person possibly hope to gain from doing that? Satisfaction, joy, money, a solid-gold mouse pad, KFC discount coupons, a free case of Costa Rican bananas?

But more importantly, isn't there a name for someone who assumes more than one personality or 12 or more writers names?

Damn, the all-time master of characters himself, Red Skelton didn't have that many characters!

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But didn't Paul meet Jesus on the road to Damascus? Please answer that one for us, Chuy?

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Oops, mental error. Paul was known as Saul of Tarsus when he saw the vision of Jesus on the road to Damascus. I guess that's just another Chuy for us.

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O.K. Saul was hallucinating. The rest about lead goblets filled with fluoridated water still stands.

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Who are we calling chuy at the moment?


I googled it and it said he's a filipino tv star.

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And he writes SuBo fan spoofs?

I appreciate the offer of help, about eight comments back, but what I really need right now is sleep. And I can assure you that Lady Godiva, Nae mair crap, Harold Q. Fuey, and I, and probably several others that I'm forgetting, are all different people. And yes, we ourselves are fans of Susan Boyle, but not the stalking, Bible-wielding kind.

See, I told you: I'm not Jesus. And Paul was hallucinating. Probably the fluoride Rome put in the water. Or maybe the lead they put in their finest goblets.

No tacos. Lo siento. Hasta luego.

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Help? What help? I never offered anybody any help.


No matter, I'll help everyone after the Ireland Brazil match, kick off 5 minutes time.

Dad bless SuBo and all who sail in her.

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You didn't--I believe it was Gautama Christ or someone who made the offer--but it's great that you stepped up to volunteer anyway.

Sorry to confuse you. I was addressing everyone in one comment because I was tired and lazy and at the time it seemed to make more sense that way.

I should have written another spoof instead.

Dog Almighty bless us, every one!

Abel Rodriguez: Good point. Why would I write stories under a dozen names when I could credit them all to ONE name and get all the glory--and the KFC coupons?--for being such an amazingly prolific writer?

We really are different people. And I do mean DIFFERENT.

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You didn't--I believe it was Gautama Christ or someone who made the offer--but it's great that you stepped up to volunteer anyway.

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That was me.
Well, Its the thought that counts and you can feel free to accept my offer of help at any time in the future.

And on the topic of individuals writing stories using different names (which I refuse to accept as actually ever happening), my feelings are that such individuals do so because they are just oozing with charisma, talent and comedy fun that one name cannot hope to contain their magic.
But thats just my feelings on the matter and, as we know, it is highly unlikely to ever happen in reality.

Take care and be kind to everyone you meet

All this multiple name stuff is quite interesting. (Nah, not really.)

I have it on good authority that Chuy is Adrian Chiles, the TV presenter.

I also have it on impeccable authority that not one writer here knows the other name I post stories under. Not that anyone should care anyway.

Regards

Skoob.

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I also have it on impeccable authority that not one writer here knows the other name I post stories under. Not that anyone should care anyway.

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This admission makes you a "Chuy." Please turn in your secret club membership card and forget the password.

As far as your alias....Is it Cleophas Greasydick?

I really suspect that Skoob's aliase is Monkey Woods! Or Jesus Budda!

Nope.

Regards

Skoob.

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All this multiple name stuff is quite interesting. (Nah, not really.)

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Grumpy bastard.

Nope.