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Oasis Barkeep: Seen Stella Tonight?

Cook:Not lately.... I think she's lost her head and run off

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Quote: Skoob1999

1st Welsh Agent:- The silent sheep no longer frolic in the fields after sunset

Welshman:- You got the wrong man boyo. It's Jones the spy you should be talking to.

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Nice twist Skoobster...... Now this sounds like a story.

First Agent admits: "I'm a double agent

Second agent asks: WHEN DID YOU JOIN?

2nd Agent:- It is because the clouds radiate sunspot activity caused by over enthusiastic egg production.

1st Agent:- Hang on. You fucked that right up. I'm supposed to go first.

first Agent: I think your threads are on backwards

2nd agent: No 'taint...I'm Shadowing meself

First Agent: I sell plastic goods, I'm a tupperware agent
Second Agent: I sell make-up, I'm an Avon agent
Third Agent: I am just A Gent, good evening ladies...
Fourth Agent: Sorry, wrong room

Iain

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Quote: Jaggedone

First Agent admits: "I'm a double agent

Second agent asks: WHEN DID YOU JOIN?

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Interested Pedestrian: Are you conjoined or just f*****around....

first Agent: Is this the bridge over the river Kwai"

2nd Agent: No, but it could be....got weed?

Have you ever seen a chimpanzee with a beard?

Counterpassword

No, I've never seen one clean shaven one either.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Have you ever seen a chimpanzee with a beard?

Counterpassword

No, I've never seen one clean shaven one either.

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Victor: is that a rare redundancy, or just one too one many....?

Rosie ODonnell has a husky voice.

Counterpassword:

"She shaves her legs twice a day."

Old Joke:

First Agent: Cocktail
Second Agent: OK, tell me one

The circle's always round

Counterpassword

The truth lies underground

1st Agent:- I say, I say, I say - My dog's got no nose.

2nd Agent:- How does he smell?

1st Agent:- Dunno. Never really thought about it...

1st Yob: head out to the pitch and kick a few?

2nd Yob: Can't....coppers still looking for me after that last dust up....

1st Agent "Martini dry not shaken"

2nd Agent "My Teeny's wet and well shaken"

First Traveller: Well I'll be Damned!

2nd Traveller: Nope...left the UK...moved to Amsterdam

first OO7 said: I've lost my toupee

last OO7 said: I've found it

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Quote: Jaggedone

first OO7 said: I've lost my toupee

last OO7 said: I've found it

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there's always going to be a 'hair apparent'...but who will succeed JO?????