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Lynton
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Posted: 18 Dec 09 18:26
Hi GS

Can't understand how people go running back to Saskatoon but I'm told in the summer its nicer that Regina



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Lynton -

Holy mukluks - that's cold, baby!

Barely apropos of your comment, one of my favorite Guess Who songs is "Runnin' Back To Saskatoon." I don't think there's anything in there about frozen 'nads, though. Still, I always loved the name Burton Cummings, for some arcanely sexy reason.

Warmly,
G. Slim


Lynton
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Posted: 18 Dec 09 18:31
By the way GS you ain't done no articles for a while where is the muse?

Geneva Slim
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Geneva Slim

Location: Illinois, The Scoundrel State
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Posted: 18 Dec 09 20:07

Quote: Lynton

By the way GS you ain't done no articles for a while where is the muse?


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Lynton -

I think my muse is in solitary.

Either that, or I'm "Tigered" out. Just nothin' catching my fancy lately. Need some fresh scandal or sumfin'.

Thanks for asking, though. I'll have to retool and get back on the ol' Sybian!

- G. Slim

Lynton
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Posted: 18 Dec 09 20:18
I know the feeling, days of activity and you're left to slop out.

Sybian? Isn't that like an upside down pneumatic drill surely where you are they even ban electric toothbrushes?



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Quote: Lynton

By the way GS you ain't done no articles for a while where is the muse?


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Lynton -

I think my muse is in solitary.

Either that, or I'm "Tigered" out. Just nothin' catching my fancy lately. Need some fresh scandal or sumfin'.

Thanks for asking, though. I'll have to retool and get back on the ol' Sybian!

- G. Slim


Geneva Slim
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Geneva Slim

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Posted: 18 Dec 09 20:50

Quote: Lynton

I know the feeling, days of activity and you're left to slop out.

Sybian? Isn't that like an upside down pneumatic drill surely where you are they even ban electric toothbrushes?



Quote: Geneva Slim


Quote: Lynton

By the way GS you ain't done no articles for a while where is the muse?


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Lynton -

I think my muse is in solitary.

Either that, or I'm "Tigered" out. Just nothin' catching my fancy lately. Need some fresh scandal or sumfin'.

Thanks for asking, though. I'll have to retool and get back on the ol' Sybian!

- G. Slim



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Just lost my mojo. I get blocked now and then. Writers' block might be a good thought for a thread, no? Think I'll send up a flare.

As to things Sybian, we use it when the guards are asleep. Believe me, it's quite a feat to saddle up and not cry out, "Lawdy Mama!"



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Posted: 18 Dec 09 21:42

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Come to Chicago. Your balls will freeze off at O'Hare before you even get to town. AND we have snow!


Mine got froze off at -30 in Saskatoon that why I say bollocks to global warming


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'Ello, Lynton -

Holy mukluks - that's cold, baby!

Barely apropos of your comment, one of my favorite Guess Who songs is "Runnin' Back To Saskatoon." I don't think there's anything in there about frozen 'nads, though. Still, I always loved the name Burton Cummings, for some arcanely sexy reason.

Warmly,
G. Slim



GS: are they going to move you to the new Barack Hussein Obama prison the govt. is taking off the hands of Illinois? Should be a country club for you!

Morse

victor nicholas
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victor nicholas

Location: Suwanee River
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Posted: 20 Dec 09 02:13
My favourite Guess Who song - Undun.

Morse
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Posted: 20 Dec 09 12:22


Washington,DC/ Dec.20 Tramscript from Obama Address to Nation:

SNOW, SNOW?....YOU CAN'T HANDLE SNOW....!!!!!!!!

queen mudder
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queen mudder

Location: london and nyc
Registered: 26 May 04

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Posted: 21 Dec 09 17:46
Just salted down the drive and what happens? Bloody snow, effing tons of it, all over my gritted path.

Even the foxes are covered in the stuff.

So mych for global warming bollox.


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