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Iain ( alias: "I ain't in") the pills and straightjacket are in the post!

I was wondering why the JO, was called JO i was thinking JO was more of a BO kind of thing.

But turns out JO is quite JO like.

I am not a Walrus i am a, Lunatic, nutter, a fruitjob, or a prick if u like.

The last Walrus type person i met, was named Josef and he was a monster, for he "protected" his offsrping by hiding them away for years.


Regards

PMC

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Quote: Jaggedone

Iain ( alias: "I ain't in") the pills and straightjacket are in the post!

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Oh goody, I was beginning to think that they'd sent them to the wrong address.

Phew.

Iain

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Quote: IainB

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Quote: Jaggedone

Iain ( alias: "I ain't in") the pills and straightjacket are in the post!

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Oh goody, I was beginning to think that they'd sent them to the wrong address.

Phew.

Iain

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Normal delivery time is 5 working days but as the post is always striking in the UK, so 5 days longer via Amsterdam. Please Iain keep calm until package arrives and don't use a jagged-edge to open damage is irreversable!

thnks for yor adcive, i used a sppoonm to open the pakage, sory aboutr aby speling mistales i'm havng to ty[e wuithg my handsbehinbd ny backl.

howevger i dont carw thanks to the meds.

iain

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Quote: IainB

thnks for yor adcive, i used a sppoonm to open the pakage, sory aboutr aby speling mistales i'm havng to ty[e wuithg my handsbehinbd ny backl.

howevger i dont carw thanks to the meds.

iain

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Try using your toes

I can't untie my laces, I've been wearing the same shoes for a couple of days now.

However, I've ordered a book called "Escaping from a Straitjacket" by some guy called Houdini. Also my typing improved when I put a mirror near the keyboard.

.elihw a rof sdrawkcab epyt did I hguohT

niaI

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: IainB

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Quote: Jaggedone

Iain ( alias: "I ain't in") the pills and straightjacket are in the post!

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Oh goody, I was beginning to think that they'd sent them to the wrong address.

Phew.

Iain

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Normal delivery time is 5 working days but as the post is always striking in the UK, so 5 days longer via Amsterdam. Please Iain keep calm until package arrives and don't use a jagged-edge to open damage is irreversable!

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FLASH TO JO: Due to mail delivery disorder, there will be new measures taken.

Assorted pills, sexual aides, and plutonium cocktails are being smuggled in various body cavities of visiting tourists from Pattaya....

HEALTH ALERT: MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE OPENING PACS TO AVOID E-COLI INFECTION, SWALLOW ALL MEDICATION WITH ONE (1) OUNCE OF TEQUILA....WATCH OUT FOR WORM.....

A message from your crack private mail carrier: RECTUM -X.

FLASH TO JO: Due to mail delivery disorder, there will be new measures taken.

Assorted pills, sexual aides, and plutonium cocktails are being smuggled in various body cavities of visiting tourists from Pattaya....

HEALTH ALERT: MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE OPENING PACS TO AVOID E-COLI INFECTION, SWALLOW ALL MEDICATION WITH ONE (1) OUNCE OF TEQUILA....WATCH OUT FOR WORM.....

A message from your crack private mail carrier: RECTUM -X.

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After just returning from a short break in Berlin I fully understand the words "searching body cavaties" and that was just boarding the plane!

JO

PS: Berlin was terrific, even bought a "under the bridge" apartment along the Spree, blinding views & rats!