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My porn name would be Duke Lancaster.

Duke was a mongrel stray that played my dad like a fiddle. He got hit 12 times chasing cars (and coal trains). He was fearless, often lost hunks of hair: he was everything a boy could want in a dog.

I lived at 5320 Lancaster for 20 years.

Duke Lancaster, not too faggy.

MB: my wood is old and smooth. No splnters. With an hours notice, I can be as good once as I ever was.

Where've you been hiding, Frankie?

Everything been ok with you?

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Quote: Frankie The J

My porn name would be Duke Lancaster.

Duke was a mongrel stray that played my dad like a fiddle. He got hit 12 times chasing cars (and coal trains). He was fearless, often lost hunks of hair: he was everything a boy could want in a dog.




I think one of those raggy arsed bastards has adopted me Frankie. She, and I think it's a she dog, I haven't checked. I think she's a German something x something or other because she's really hairy,obviously not been trimmed for years.

She is the ugliest fucking dog I've ever seen and I think she has mange too.

She likes Custard creams and crusts.


4 days running now she's turned up at lunchtime
friendly as fuck and twice as ugly.

I still miss Carina.


Why did she go Frankie why??!!!!

I'm bringing chocolate digestives tomorrow.
She can Fuck off.

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Quote: IainB

Officially Cindy St John...

Can I go with my second pet? He/She/It was called Jaws. It was a goldfish, I could not determine the gender of it.

Is this just a clever ruse to guess our answers to secret questions for on-line banking?

Iain, oops, "Cindy"

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Jaws works fine. Jaws St. John

I'm offended that you think this thread is a small part of a bigger scheme to steal the identities of my fellow Spoofers in order to access their credit cards, bank accounts and pensions.

That's hurtful, Ian. How long have we known eachother?

Seriously, how long?

Now, to make this thread even better please answer the following questions. Truthfully.

What's your mother's madein name? Where were you born? What's the name of the junior high you went to? What year did you graduate high school? What's your favorite movie, book and color?

There, that oughta do it.

C'mon Iain!!!!!!

We haven't got all friggin night you know?


Ginger McCauley.

Brewster Nicki.

Hmm. Maybe there is something to that.

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Quote: JohnWolf21

The Wolf

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Why do you have a picture of a German Shepherd for your avatar if you are called 'The Wolf'?

Wouldn't a wolf be more appropriate................

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I had always assumed it was an Wolf, though point taken

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Quote: Madame Bitters
Jaws works fine. Jaws St. John

I'm offended that you think this thread is a small part of a bigger scheme to steal the identities of my fellow Spoofers in order to access their credit cards, bank accounts and pensions.

That's hurtful, Ian. How long have we known eachother?

Seriously, how long?

Now, to make this thread even better please answer the following questions. Truthfully.

What's your mother's madein name? Where were you born? What's the name of the junior high you went to? What year did you graduate high school? What's your favorite movie, book and color?

There, that oughta do it.

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Weer you the girl with dark curly hair at my first school, Greenside Lane Primary? I would have had the name McWilliam back then, as my mum wasn't married...If that's the case, then we've known each other for 35 years.

Do you still like the film Bambi and the book Harriet the Spy?

Hang on....

I appear to be answering the rest of my security questions here.

Doh, you got me.

Fortunately, I didn't tell you that my favourite colour is blue. Phew.

Iain

Corkie Iris.

I currently work as Xaviera Pushpull, however.

(X-cellent thread idea, MB.)

I agree with you, Geneva. Which is why I started it. I'm glad you think so.

Thanks for bringing this thread back to the top.

I like the cut of your jib. I'm not sure what that means exactly, but I've always wanted to say it. And now I have.

We're (the other writers and I) are doing a story collaboration in the Magazine section. It's a western.

There's a severe shortage of women. I propose you join us and write chapter for the story. I just finished mine, which is chapter 5. Read through all of them if you want.

The info about it is on the Writer's forum. The name of the thread is Bordello Falls, I think.

Capital idea, MB. I had noticed "Bordello Falls." Though I did shoot a man in Reno once (just to watch him die), Westerns ain't exactly my forte, but as I love a challenge, I will give it a go.

I, too, have noticed the alarming dearth of wimmen-folk at thespoof.com. We must represent!

By the way, speaking of well-cut jibs, your website is neat.

- G. Slim

"Hard Cox"- courtesy of an on-line porn star name generator.
I wish I had done that to get my Nom De Plume.