Discussion Forum

Have you ever seen The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders? That should answer any question.

Now:

Would you rather have a root canal or a vasectomy (both surgeries being performed without anesthetic)?

I'd take the vasectomy, I don't need root canal surgery.

Would you rather eat the complete works of Shakespeare or eat the complete works of Dickens?

One sitting, no water...

Iain

---

Quote: Jalapenoman

Have you ever seen The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders? That should answer any question.

Now:

Would you rather have a root canal or a vasectomy (both surgeries being performed without anesthetic)?

---

Sorry to break the thread Iain B, but J-Man that's perverted. I've had both with anaesthetic, and that hurt. A lot. Trust me.

Sorry much esteemed writer Iain B - always a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Back to the thread

Skoob, I've also had both with anesthetic. Both were also painful after the drugs wore off.

As far as Iain's question: Shakespeare. All his works will fit into one volume. Dicken's has also always been a little dry for me.

Which would you rather drink: a cup of straight vinegar or a cup of castor oil?

Shakeshere (sp?) hands down.

A lot of his plays are quite short (as far as playwriters goes)

Plus, The Bard annoys me.

Now, would you rather step in a huge ant hill (wearing flip flops) or would you rather be attcked by a dozen pissed off, rabid squirels?

---

Quote: Madame Bitters

Shakeshere (sp?) hands down.

A lot of his plays are quite short (as far as playwriters goes)

Plus, The Bard annoys me.

Now, would you rather step in a huge ant hill (wearing flip flops) or would you rather be attcked by a dozen pissed off, rabid squirels?

---

Jman: castor oil.

Really? The oil? I could do the vinegar with no problem, but the oil makes me gag.

Now, I'd rather take on a few ants myslef.

Next question: Would you rather attend a lecture on the acting skills of Arnold Schwartzennegger or Jean Claude Van Damme? (no action clips shown, just lecture)

Good Lord. And I thought I was a sadist!

You've outdone me on this one though. You have a truly diabolical mind, sir. My Hat 2 U

Okay, I've stalled long enough. I choose Jean Claude because he's still kinda hot.

Which would you rather be forced to attend: a Britney Spears concert (blindfolded)

or a Celine Dion concert (no blindfold, but you're seated between 2 very sweaty, fat women who spend the whole concert clapping, cheering and crying because they're so happy to be there and they love Celine so very, very much)?

The sweaty large chicks.

Would you rather chew your arm off after waking up with a cyote (man or woman)?

or

Be anal probed by aliens from UTEP (like Abel)?

---

Quote: Madame Bitters

Good Lord. And I thought I was a sadist!

You've outdone me on this one though. You have a truly diabolical mind, sir. My Hat 2 U

---

Look! It's funny, but I never noticed that MB was Helium all along!

Here's one for you:

You're a homosexual male. You're looking at your boyfriend.

Would you rather: be a babber stabber, or have your babber stabbed?





Sick fuckers.

Old Joke, Credit not mine.

Would you rather play Russian Roulette with a gun having 5 empty chambers and 1 bullet or with 5 cocksuckers and 1 cannibal?

The latter, but first, knock all of their teeth out, as a precaution.

Would you rather eat chitterlings (pronounced chit'lins)

or

Shit bowling balls.

---

Quote: Frankie The J

Would you rather eat chitterlings (pronounced chit'lins)

or

Shit bowling balls.

---

Shit bowling balls or Dildo skittles just warm from a vibrating pussy!

---

Quote: Frankie The J

Would you rather eat chitterlings (pronounced chit'lins)

or

Shit bowling balls.

---

Frankie,

Abel and I call those "chicharones"

I would rather eat chit'lins which, when prepared by friends in Texas many years ago, reminded me of beef stroganoff or something.

Chicharrones are fried and crispy.

Would you rather:

1) Be the person who cleans out the intestines to make chitterlings, or

2) Eat prepared chitterlings that have not been cleaned properly?

---

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Chicharrones are fried and crispy.

---

Not when they are used as the meat stuffing in burritos, tacos, gorditas, or many other foods. Then, they are wet, greasy, slimey fat.

Would you prefer to spend a weekend in Manhattan or The Big Apple?

Would you rather have

The Koran and peace

or

Corn and peas.

How about a peaceful day reading the Quran while eating big apples, corn, peas, and drinking Manhattans?

Pie and peas?

Or a pint and a piss?

Regards

Skoob.

---

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

How about a peaceful day reading the Quran while eating big apples, corn, peas, and drinking Manhattans?

---

Sounds jolly, I wasn't trying to be heavy, I just liked how the words worked together.

---

Quote: Skoob1999

Pie and peas?

Or a pint and a piss?

Regards

Skoob.

---

Pee words.

---

Quote: Skoob1999

Pie and peas?

Or a pint and a piss?

---

Apple, cherry, blueberry, rhubarb, sweet potato, pumpkin, key lime, ....give me the pie any day. I'll choke down the peas if you'll throw in a gallon of ice cream to eat with my pie.

Next question:

Mary Ann, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell? Yes, it is the classic Gilligan's island dilemma.