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Jaggedone
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I detect a certain style and form taking place and this LOCKET has rumblings of a certain JB or Jennie on the block!
The TRUTH will all be unLOCKET! |
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Locket
Writer  Location: Thailand Registered: 17 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hello everybody. Feeling quite better today and nurse says I don't have to have the electric shock treatment. I thought I would share a story with you all although I know nobody is taking any notice. As you know I said yesterday that I had to go fairy wanking. Well I had already found a few on Wimbledon common when who should I bump into only the king of fairies Gorge Michael, thats who. Obviously I gave him a wank AND a blow job. Got enough fairy cum to clean my teeth for a month especially because I didn't swallow.
Sorry if I came across a bit of an attention seeker in my previous posts but thats because I am. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oaf.
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Locket
Writer Location: Thailand Registered: 17 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
An open letter. Dear Mr. or Ms. Woods, I saw your post and would like an explaination. Please can you give a one letter post based on the following. Answer A if your computer run out of ink and the rest of the post is missing. Answer B if you started but couldn't finish Answer C if you really think I am a lout, boor, fool or klutz (words provided my MS Word thesaurus) Answer D if your answer is fish If your answer is C then I welcome you as my friend and maybe we could go for a banana shake in town somewhere. Yours sincerely Christine - oops Davy Locket |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ran out. Dolt. |
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Pimpmycapitalist
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Jaggedone
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Jesus Budda, your so pathetic, we can detect you from a million cyber years away! |
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