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smurfette
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 22:29

Quote: Jaggedone




Not quite the Nirvana smiley, prefer you in blue actually!


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ok; i'll slip into something more to your liking...........

do you prefer trashy or cute?



Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 22:42
Enough of the talk!

Get down the Oasis for a wonderful evening of celebrating humanity.

Or something.

I'm leaving before you get there.

But I'll see you all tomorrow.

Goodnight Jim Bob, John Boy Grandpaw and all.

Later

Skoob.

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 23:24
Do boxers really wear boxer shorts?

Duncan Whitehead
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Posted: 15 Sep 09 03:08

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I will have a club soda


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hey, duncan!

i couldn't help but notice your uniform is m.i.a.

and i'm not totally convinced you are 100% sure of where you are right now.....

how many sips of that communion wine did you have today?

btw, you have extremely attractive shoulders!



becca


Thanks - I think. My arms are better - btw, you have extremely attractive teeth whereas the color of your face (in the avatar) is the exact same color as MY teeth!

You looking for a date next Friday? I have nothing planned.


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i got a bit tired of the "blue" jokes, so i decided to try a change of color for awhile....

(i like to change up my forum avatar frequently, which seems to be a not uncommon practice here.)

i used to have a collection of over 200 different smiley face items; the giggling smiley dolls are my favorites.

were you seriously a boxer? if so, i am very impressed. my brother in law is a former pro wrestler, but there is a lot of choreography involved in wrestling exhibitions. but boxing is just about as real as it gets.

as an aside, i just discovered that my great grandfather was named in honor of the same man that mohammed ali was originally named after, cassius marcellus clay. (my grandpa cash was cherokee indian, and one wicked fighter in his own right. he joined the union army at 13 to fight in the civil war. he was from new york. he fought against the west virginia side of my family.)

technically, i suppose a red avatar might be more appropriate, but j-man has staked his claim on the color with his pecker pepper. there is no way to top that one!

anyway, i always have time for you, duncan.

i'll meet you over at the oasis, ok?




Yes I was an accomplished boxer as a kid - ages 14 - 20 - then the drink and drugs took over and mum couldn't drive me anymore!

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 15 Sep 09 04:37 - Edited By: Madame Bitters, 15 Sep 09 04:40
All our boxers over here are from Brazil, the Dominican Republic or Cuba.

The sort of places that are great to visit but are poverty stricken hell holes just outside the resort walls.

Now that I think about it, I've never seen a white boxer in the ring before.

Have somone take a pic of you in a boxing ring, will you Duncan?

Not necessarily fighting or doing anything in the ring, you understand. You can just stand there or sit on a stool in the corner or something.

I just wanna have something to show my grandkids one day when they deny that white people ever played professional sports.

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Posted: 15 Sep 09 04:43


Yes I was an accomplished boxer as a kid - ages 14 - 20 - then the drink and drugs took over and mum couldn't drive me anymore!


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lol

you're too funny



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Posted: 15 Sep 09 10:44

Quote: Skoob1999

Enough of the talk!

Get down the Oasis for a wonderful evening of celebrating humanity.

Or something.

I'm leaving before you get there.

But I'll see you all tomorrow.

Goodnight Jim Bob, John Boy Grandpaw and all.

Later


Hey Boss: what's this 'Oasis' shit....we're allowing camels to be double parked outside, or does refer to the unlimited humping going on in the upstairs room....? Be careful, that Copper Earl is on to it and sniffin' around again!

Morse, Back at Table 5, Back to the Wall.



Skoob.


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Posted: 15 Sep 09 15:43
Smurfette, trashy is more my style, the rubbish that flows by on my Amsterdam canal is outrageous and the tourists!

smurfette
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Posted: 15 Sep 09 20:37

Quote: Jaggedone

Smurfette, trashy is more my style, the rubbish that flows by on my Amsterdam canal is outrageous and the tourists!


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my mother was half dutch

her dad came over from the netherlands

he was actually a butcher by trade

anyway, she did tend to be a bit on the trashy side.....


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