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The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 3 Sep 09 23:24 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 3 Sep 09 23:29

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Have a nice day Mr. Number six!


I will, thank you, Number Three.

I see you've courteously yielded the right-of-way to QM and Bureau, leaving Skoob, Abel and me some space to get by you.

That was very thoughtful.

You're making great strides as a human being.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 3 Sep 09 23:42

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Must stuff shirt and go to work while stories rack up thousand of hits.


Putting falsies and kleenex in your bra again? We didn't know you were a cross dressing dancer too!





Jesus Jalapenoman but you'd have to be embarrassed after writing that.


And stop that collective "We" shit! "We" means you, Buck and Morse with the odd sprinkling of Macadamia.


Bullshit pack mentality.





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Posted: 3 Sep 09 23:43
Getting back on thread...

Writing for the Spoof is the crappest job I ever had.

You don't get paid.

But it's also one of the most rewarding jobs I ever had.

Can I put it down as voluntary work on my CV?

Will Mark Lowton give me a reference?

Who knows.

Love shooting the shit with you folks.

Kindest Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 4 Sep 09 00:29

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"We" means you, Buck and Morse with the odd sprinkling of Macadamia.





Fergus is just tops!

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 4 Sep 09 00:39

Quote: Skoob1999

Getting back on thread...

Writing for the Spoof is the crappest job I ever had.

You don't get paid.

But it's also one of the most rewarding jobs I ever had.

Can I put it down as voluntary work on my CV?

Will Mark Lowton give me a reference?




So true!

I probably spend 40 hours a week at the site, and a good deal of that is writing.

Forty hours a week busting my ass trying to make people laugh, for free??

Actually, that's liberating. I'm not even going to try to be funny anymore unless somebody puts some money in my damned pocket.

Isn't this America?

Sorry, Skoob. How about this:

Isn't this a capitalist society?

I'm going on strike, effective immediately!

On second thought, I really had my eye on the number 5 spot, Mr. 1999, but now you've blown it for me.

Back to the writer's desk!

Regards,

SFO



Frankie The J
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Posted: 4 Sep 09 01:32
Fergus:

S.J. or Opus Dei?


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