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Couldn't sleep properly.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

And now I'd like an apology please Skoob.


Hurry up because I'm going out again soon.

Fergus.

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I didn't need to be prompted into that one Ferg.

I'd done it before you posted.

Sorry, mate.

Sincerely

Skoob

Tossing and turning all night!

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

And money Skoob. I think I deserve compensation too.

I was very upset by it all.

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How much exactly is this going to cost me Ferg?

A little bit nervous...

Skoob.

I don't normally turn much.

I think I was at the West Ham - Millwall game in my head last night.

Regards

Skoob.

Stop interrupting!

Couldn't enjoy my coffee, or the half drowned cat crying at the back door, begging me to let her in as the rain reached full strength.

Even when I put the unopened can of sardines and a tin opener in her bowl and left for work it didn't do anything to raise my spirits.

Just wait till the oul beak sobers up and throws a few big legal Latin words into it and I think you'll find yourself in quite a bit of bother Skoob.

I'll do a bit of research into out of court settlements and I'll see if I can arrive at an emotionally stable fiscal level.


Thanks Skoob.


You can speak now.

I can see that this indiscretion is going to cost me an arm and a leg.

Cut to the chase Fergus.

What's the damage?

Nervously

Skoob.

If that post had landed before mine just then it would have cost you an extra zero.

Fergus,

Are you open to negotiation? Surely we don't have to get the courts involved in this?

QM too?

I am a man of somewhat limited resources, but I'll do my best to stump up some form of compensation package to you both.

I'll eat shit too - figuratively, not literally. I mean, I'm not weird. At least I don't think I am.

Submissively, nay, grovelling,

Skoob.

Oscar The Grouch avatar for you Skoob...

...although the eyes look Lowtonish...

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Quote: queen mudder

Oscar The Grouch avatar for you Skoob...

...although the eyes look Lowtonish...

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Thanks QM

You made me smile.

And I'm sorry for being a grouchy old git.

Kindest Regards

Skoob.

Skoob, you are a fucking grumpy old prick.

Put on your fucking trousers and tuck in your shirt and fuck off.

What's Skoob doing at JB's house with his pants off?

Wait, I don't want to know.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Skoob, you are a fucking grumpy old prick.

Put on your fucking trousers and tuck in your shirt and fuck off.

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In which direction JB?

Luv ya

Skoob.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

What's Skoob doing at JB's house with his pants off?

Wait, I don't want to know.

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Well, if you can come up with a better way to change your underpants I'd really love to know.

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Skoob, you are a fucking grumpy old prick.

Put on your fucking trousers and tuck in your shirt and fuck off.

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In which direction JB?

Luv ya

Skoob.

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Back where you came from.

No can do JB.

Way too dangerous.

Please advise alternative.

Your Friend

Skoob.