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Frankie The J
Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JO:
You know what they say: "Once you go blue, you never gnu!" |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Smurfette and the Watchman might make a good match.
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Frankie The J
Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I wrote my 100th news spoof. It's on the story discussion forum. Someone was nice enough to give me 5*'s. I hope it wasn't a mercy fuck.
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Jaggedone
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Congrats you don't quite sound like you're hundred! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have to stop doing this.
I have work tomorrow. A train at 05:42 am. Plus my eyes are bleeding. Regards Skoob. |
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Morse
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....will somebody please die...I'm getting bored.
waiting at the keyboard, Morse |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Frankie:
You are suffering from, Anatidaephobia: "The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." (G. Larson) Cheer up, it will come!!!! Cheers, Philbert |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cap, Anything to oblige. Triple Winter Olympic gold medal winning skier Toni Sailer, an Austrian who was described as 'boyishly handsome' and 'irresistable to women' died on August 24th 2009, aged 73. Following his olympic successes he doubled for George Lazenby in the Bond Movie, 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' (1969) He married a lady named Hedwig Feischer in 2006. (Courtesy Of The Times Obituary Register.) Happy now Cap? Your ever lovin' cannibal cook ![]() Skoob. |
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Morse
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Omnikennedyaquariaphobia: Being the only one left at the bottom of the pool, while 4 snails clean up my shit.
Skoobster: did she become the infamous Heide Fleisse when she passed through Ellis Island after the tragic death of her "boyishly handsome" husband? I remember "boyishly handsome"......I think. Morse |
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Morse
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Lockerbie Bomber Near Death?
Libya says condition of bomber with terminal prostate cancer has swiftly deteriorated since prison release • Libya to Flaunt Lockerbie Bomber at Celebration • Lockerbie Decision Letters to Be Published .....finally...... Impatiently, Morse |
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Jaggedone
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Have you ever heard of Kurt Cobain?
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