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Frankie The J
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Frankie The J

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Posted: 25 Aug 09 21:13
JO:

You know what they say:

"Once you go blue, you never gnu!"


victor nicholas
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victor nicholas

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Posted: 25 Aug 09 23:27
The Smurfette and the Watchman might make a good match.

Frankie The J
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Frankie The J

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Posted: 26 Aug 09 12:12
I wrote my 100th news spoof. It's on the story discussion forum. Someone was nice enough to give me 5*'s. I hope it wasn't a mercy fuck.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Aug 09 15:17

Quote: Frankie The J

I wrote my 100th news spoof. It's on the story discussion forum. Someone was nice enough to give me 5*'s. I hope it wasn't a mercy fuck.


Congrats you don't quite sound like you're hundred!


Skoob1999
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Posted: 26 Aug 09 15:39
I have to stop doing this.

I have work tomorrow. A train at 05:42 am.

Plus my eyes are bleeding.

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Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 31 Aug 09 21:27
....will somebody please die...I'm getting bored.

waiting at the keyboard,

Morse

Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

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Posted: 31 Aug 09 22:00
Frankie:

You are suffering from, Anatidaephobia: "The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." (G. Larson)

Cheer up, it will come!!!!

Cheers,
Philbert



Skoob1999
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Posted: 31 Aug 09 22:17

Quote: Morse

....will somebody please die...I'm getting bored.

waiting at the keyboard,

Morse


Cap,

Anything to oblige.

Triple Winter Olympic gold medal winning skier Toni Sailer, an Austrian who was described as 'boyishly handsome' and 'irresistable to women' died on August 24th 2009, aged 73.
Following his olympic successes he doubled for George Lazenby in the Bond Movie, 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' (1969) He married a lady named Hedwig Feischer in 2006.

(Courtesy Of The Times Obituary Register.)

Happy now Cap?

Your ever lovin' cannibal cook

Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 31 Aug 09 23:35
Omnikennedyaquariaphobia: Being the only one left at the bottom of the pool, while 4 snails clean up my shit.

Skoobster: did she become the infamous Heide Fleisse when she passed through Ellis Island after the tragic death of her "boyishly handsome" husband?

I remember "boyishly handsome"......I think.

Morse



Morse
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Posted: 1 Sep 09 16:15
Lockerbie Bomber Near Death?
Libya says condition of bomber with terminal prostate cancer has swiftly deteriorated since prison release
• Libya to Flaunt Lockerbie Bomber at Celebration
• Lockerbie Decision Letters to Be Published


.....finally......

Impatiently,

Morse

Jaggedone
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Posted: 1 Sep 09 18:09
Have you ever heard of Kurt Cobain?


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