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President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Dr. Strangelove

Perhaps one of the greatest pieces of satire ever written ~

President Merkin Muffley to Premier Kissoff:

Hello?... Uh... Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour... I am... I am positive, Dmitri... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then... I'd say that, ah... well, ah... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri... I know they're our boys... All right, well listen now. Who should we call?... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters... Where is that, Dmitri?... In Omsk... Right... Yes... Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh-huh... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri?... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right.

Dr. Strangelove

A free five stars to the first person to identify this one:

"When Mrs. Kissell breaks wind, we beat the dog."

Funniest line in what I thought was a mostly overrated movie.

(no looking on IMDB)

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Quote: Jalapenoman

A free five stars to the first person to identify this one:

"When Mrs. Kissell breaks wind, we beat the dog."

Funniest line in what I thought was a mostly overrated movie.

(no looking on IMDB)

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"10"

becca

"I see you shiver with antici...pation"

WILLARd MOTLEY/KNOCK ON ANY DOOR 1949

Derek's Motto since adopted by many Spoofers living on the EDGE

"LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG, LEAVE A GOOD LOOKING CORPSE."

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Quote: Morse

WILLARd MOTLEY/KNOCK ON ANY DOOR 1949

Derek's Motto since adopted by many Spoofers living on the EDGE

"LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG, LEAVE A GOOD LOOKING CORPSE."

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there's a country song along that same vein:

LIVE FAST, LOVE HARD, DIE YOUNG
Faron Young - 1955


I wanna live fast, love hard, die young
And leave a beautiful memory.

I wanna live fast, love hard, die young
And leave a beautiful memory
Don't want slow walkin' or sad singin'
Let 'em have a jubilee
I wanna leave a lot of happy women
A-thinkin' pretty thoughts of me
I wanna live fast, love hard, die young
And leave a beautiful memory.

I got a hot-rod car and a cowboy suit
And I really do get around
I got a little black book and the gals look cute
And I know the name of ev'ry spot in town
I wanna find 'em, fool 'em, leave 'em
An' let 'em do the same to me
I wanna live fast, love hard, die young
And leave a beautiful memory

I wanna live fast, love hard, die young
And leave a beautiful memory
I'm a wampus cat let me grab my hat
And baby come along with me
We're gonna do some fancy steppin'
We're really goin' on a spree
I wanna live fast, love hard, die young
And leave a beautiful memory

Now you may not approve of the things I do
But it really don't bother me
But don't ever think you can tie me down
I'm gonna stay footloose and fancy free
So jump back, make tracks, move out
An' let the pretty gals at me
I wanna live fast, love hard, die young
And leave a beautiful memory.

Does Rose Kennedy have a black dress?

Nicholas Van Orton/Michael Douglas - The Game

The House of Yes, 1997


Anthony: Would you like a glass of Liebfraumilch?
Lesly: No thank you. I'll just have a glass of wine.
Marty: That's the name of the wine.
Lesly: Oh!
[laughs]
Lesly: I don't speak french.
Jackie-O: Who does?
Anthony: You do.
Jackie-O: Oh, that's right, I do.
[smiles]
Lesly: So what does that name mean?
Jackie-O: In french?
Lesly: [nods]
Jackie-O: I think it means something German.
Marty: It means, "loving mother's milk."
Lesly: You speak french?
Marty: No. German.


Jackie-O: I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins.


Mrs. Pascal: Jackie and Marty belong to each other. Jackie's hand was holding Marty's penis when they came out of the womb.


Marty: Are you being wise?
Jackie-O: One day I woke up wise.
Marty: One day I woke up stupid.
Jackie-O: What'd you do?
Marty: I went back to bed.
Jackie-O: That was wise.

natural born killers:

mickey:In this day and age,
a man has to have choices.
A man has to have
a little bit of variety.



mallory:What're you talkin' about,
"variety"?
Hostages? You wanna fuck
some other women now?
Is that what you're talkin' about?
Why'd you pick me up?
Why'd you take me out of my house
and kill my parents with me?
Ain't you committed to me?
Where are we fuckin' goin'?



mickey:Just relax, all right?
It's me, your lover, not some demon,
not your father, all right?
Relax.



mallory:No, you're not my fuckin' lover.
You're not my fuckin'--
You been lovin' me?
You been fuckin' lovin' me, huh?
You've been lovin' me
real fuckin' true!

I can't see a bloody thing!


The Great Escape