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maybe she's another cruet? or suet? or baggette? or saggete!
Certainly if a dog she could waggette.

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Sorry Smurfette (excuse the 3 degreeing but are you also blue?)

Like some of your music tastes, the Pistols, early Bowie, etc!

My origins in music are also underground, the Velvets, Joy Division, KIlling Joke, etc!

BTW, I spelt the R(o)ubettes wrong, poppy 70's band and a load of crap!

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i remember in my high school spanish one class the idiot instructor asked to respond aloud to the question, what is your favorite pop music group; when he got around to me, he got all kinds of pissed off when i answered that i despise pop music! he gave me a zero for the day, the jerk. it's not my fault he lacked both a sense of humor and any taste in music whatsoever. i did answer in spanish, after all.

shortly thereafter, i was called before the judge after running away from something like my fifth foster home in about six months. believe it or not, that particular daddy dearest's uncle was lawrence champagne fucking bubbles welk!

anyway, the judge leaned over the bench, glared down at me, pointed his finger right in my face and said "young lady, you are incorrigible"

whereupon i quite politely responded, "why, thank you, sir"

i spent four months in juvenile hall for that bit of brilliance!

i picked up all kinds of lovely new habits while i was there, too.

btw, i'm only blue when i forget to take my antidepressants!

"smurfette" is actually an inside family joke; i am only 5' 4" tall and my kids tease me constantly about my height; my sons' father was quite fond of the smurfs and called me his smurfette because of my long flowing blonde hair and short stature; and because our oldest son is 5' 7" tall and calls himself simply smurf because of his height

i consider myself lucky to experienced a late growth spurt at 16 or i would have most likely officially have been a dwarf; at 15 i was only 4' 9" tall

i have a tendency to mock myself before anyone else has a chance, mostly so i can use the best punch lines before someone else does!

peace

becca

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

maybe she's another cruet? or suet? or baggette? or saggete!
Certainly if a dog she could waggette.

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i am most definitely NOT a dog, but i have been known to wag my tail quite a bit when encountering an attractive male

but i draw the line a sniffing ANY THING, so don't even think about asking me to!

peace

becca

I like Smurfette! She tells it like it is! But tell us....Are you really Jesus Budda?

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

I like Smurfette! She tells it like it is! But tell us....Are you really Jesus Budda?

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No, not that one again!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

I like Smurfette! She tells it like it is! But tell us....Are you really Jesus Budda?

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no; i'm just me, alone

i don't use different screen names; i generally use the same ONE no matter which site i am on, and i am "smurfette" most places i visit, unless the name was previously claimed

my little mind is quite fragile and likely would snap under the weight of having to remember too much at once since my memory is somewhat impaired:

i used to be a raging alcoholic; i drank 1 to 2 QUARTS of rum nearly daily until i almost succeeded in killing myself

i feel quite guilty when communicating with persons who suffer from illnesses NOT of their own doing

i used to be considered quite brilliant

now i am simply madder than the hatter from alice

peace

becca

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

I like Smurfette! She tells it like it is! But tell us....Are you really Jesus Budda?

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no; i'm just me, alone

i don't use different screen names; i generally use the same ONE no matter which site i am on, and i am "smurfette" most places i visit, unless the name was previously claimed

my little mind is quite fragile and likely would snap under the weight of having to remember too much at once since my memory is somewhat impaired:

i used to be a raging alcoholic; i drank 1 to 2 QUARTS of rum nearly daily until i almost succeeded in killing myself

i feel quite guilty when communicating with persons who suffer from illnesses NOT of their own doing

i used to be considered quite brilliant

now i am simply madder than the hatter from alice

peace

becca

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It takes two to tango!