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Quote: Frankie The J

Hiakubecca

Oh becca baby

Fall into my spider web.

Skoob eats large rat turds!

Permission to print this hiaku granted by
Fr. Francis Dubois, S.J.

Or, how about a real poum...

Rebecca
Home wrecca,
My eyes doth glowest
With tears thou knowest.

To thee I'm true;
I'm not like Skoo(b).
Because of you
His balls turned blue!

When I was young
And in my prime
I chased the girls
Most all the time.

But now I'm older
And have more sense.
I use a knothole
In yonder fence.

Now I must goeth
Off to sleep,
Say I ain't bloweth
My chance to...(beep!)

For if I have
My life is done.
I'll lust no more
For death has won!

Da, da, da, da
Da, da, da, da!
Da, da, da, da
Da, da, da, da!

Frankie the J
July 31, 2009

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i've never been a muse before!

tyvm!

i'm glad you appreciate my work, amongst other things

"Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good night till it be morrow"

peace

and all that jazz

becca

Becca:

Do you remember what fun we had in the privy out back of the Mound? I remember you said you would give me somthing that would last forever.

Well, the itching and burning have (pretty much) ended, but the rash is spreading to my inner thighs. The public health nurse had me fill out a "Contact Questionaire." You will be receiving a letter from Kanawha County within a week

I suggest you find a doctor in Tulsa with experience dealing with "sensitive" issues.

Your friend,
FTJ

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Quote: Frankie The J

RE: Moundsville "moment"

Becca:

Do you remember what fun we had in the privy out back of the Mound? I remember you said you would give me somthing that would last forever.

Well, the itching and burning have (pretty much) ended, but the rash is spreading to my inner thighs. The public health nurse had me fill out a "Contact Questionaire." You will be receiving a letter from Kanawha County within a week

I suggest you find a doctor in Tulsa with experience dealing with "sensitive" issues.
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my dearest francois

you are mistaken at the source of your unpleasantness, dear.

indeed, i did attend the soiree of which you speak;

HOWEVER

i left in a huff when you had finished your third jar of moonshine in under five minutes because you kept calling chamone my name!

incensed, i stormed off and took the first ferry out of there.

so i suggest you consult that little black book of which you are so proud and contact the offending party.

remember

if you can't hold your shine
you better not whine
when you sleep with some bitch
that gives you an itch

peace

becca

Is a Smurfette just as blue as the male version!

if you can't hold your shine
you better not whine
when you sleep with some bitch
that gives you an itch

peace

becca
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Frankie...I think you have a case of Blue Balls. Apply ice.

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Quote: Frankie The J

if you can't hold your shine
you better not whine
when you sleep with some bitch
that gives you an itch

peace

becca
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More Beccahiaku

I want Philly Cheese

With my summer whine today.

Oh look, a pizza!

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rotflmao

frankie, you totally crack me up!

beccahiaku!

sounds like a new flu strain!

ahhhhhh-chuuuu!

no wonder i've been feeling "poorly" (and i didn't even ask him to buy me a drank!)

peace

becca

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Quote: Jaggedone

Is a Smurfette just as blue as the male version!

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only when i go skinny dipping on an exceptionally cold night!

peace

becca

Listening to you guys just reminded me of an incident in school.

I was around eleven years old at the time, and in Biology classes we were studying human reproduction.

Our form teacher was telling us not to worry about anything (as if!) that it it was all perfectly natural, and that if any of us had any awkward questions, he'd do his best to answer them.

So this kid puts his hand up and says:

"Sir - what's a semen pool?"

Old teach looks totally baffled.

"A semen pool?"

"Yes Sir. What's a semen pool?"

"I'm not with you boy. Where did you hear this from?" Teacher asks.

"Well Sir," kid says. "They're always saying on 'The Beverley Hillbillies' that they're going for a swim in the semen pool."

The whole class cracked up.

Dumb fucker never realised they were saying 'cement pool'

Or it may have been pond.

Whatever.

Skoob.

Just remembered another one from the same Q&A session.

Same teacher explaining that penis size varies under different circumstances and in different temperatures.

"Sometimes, like when you've been playing football in the middle of winter," he explains. "When it's extremely cold outside, and you come in to shower, the penis can shrivel up to barely nothing."

"You speak for your fucking self!" a mate of mine chirped up.

He got into a detention for it if memory serves.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Just remembered another one from the same Q&A session.

Same teacher explaining that penis size varies under different circumstances and in different temperatures.

"Sometimes, like when you've been playing football in the middle of winter," he explains. "When it's extremely cold outside, and you come in to shower, the penis can shrivel up to barely nothing."

"You speak for your fucking self!" a mate of mine chirped up.

He got into a detention for it if memory serves.

Regards

Skoob.

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Blue balls, shriveled willies, reminds me of mountain biking in the snow!

i shall leave you gentleman to continue playing with yourselves for the time being

Don't fret Becky, several of us play away games!

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Quote: smurfette

i shall leave you gentleman to continue playing with yourselves for the time being

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Actually, this is all we continually do, there's no room on my lap or in front of my computer for intruders, it's called cyber interaction, but ultimately, one is alone!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: smurfette

i shall leave you gentleman to continue playing with yourselves for the time being

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Actually, this is all we continually do, there's no room on my lap or in front of my computer for intruders, it's called cyber interaction, but ultimately, one is alone!

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Jaggedone:

I'm not alone. I have my hand(s)!

Actually, this is all we continually do, there's no room on my lap or in front of my computer for intruders, it's called cyber interaction, but ultimately, one is alone!

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Jaggedone:

I'm not alone. I have my hand(s)!

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Good luck, and may the best hand win!

sticky situation!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

sticky situation!

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Call for Felix the Cat to lick up the stains!

Energy saving light bulb.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Energy saving light bulb.

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Philips or Osram?

I've been woo hooing about the Smurfmistress for weeks. Now a shitload of you Johnny come latelies have been trying to alienate her affectations from me.

Smurfeete, baby, come back to me! Everything is forgiven
(even the rash).

I'll talk dirty to you!

You're the only woman I've ever loved, if you don't count my 19 ex-wives.

Beat me, abuse me, make me write bad checks.

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Quote: Frankie The J

I've been woo hooing about the Smurfmistress for weeks. Now a shitload of you Johnny come latelies have been trying to alienate her affectations from me.

Smurfeete, baby, come back to me! Everything is forgiven
(even the rash).

I'll talk dirty to you!

You're the only woman I've ever loved, if you don't count my 19 ex-wives.

Beat me, abuse me, make me write bad checks.

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silly, silly guy!

i'm glad you feel better

wowsers, you really are heavily into b&d, aren't you?

btw, one of my ex sleazes was the son of a las vegas producer and the main "pin up" girl who used to pose with betty page in her more disturbing b&d photos; he was the worst of all, the pretentious, self-important little fuck (and i do mean little....when they performed his bris, they must have thrown away the wrong piece! i'll "stick" with my nice catholic boys from now on)

peace

becca

we'll let you 2 get on with it, beware of his or hers tongue!