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The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 28 Jul 09 23:05

Quote: Madame Bitters

Oh, Buck! <slaps arm playfully>

That's not what meant; you are SO bad!



MB,


He's the bastard offspring of Beavis, Butthead and a Little Rascals character. He can't help himself.

People like him make liberal government necessary.


SFO




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Posted: 28 Jul 09 23:32
Oh, Buck! <slaps arm playfully>

That's not what meant; you are SO bad!

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 23:51 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 29 Jul 09 07:51

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have you ever been to the Ghiridelli(sp?)chocolate place, SFO?

That's probably the first thing I'd want to see! How long have you lived in SF?


MB,

Yes, in fact I fill in sometimes at one our garages at The Argonaut hotel right around the corner, which used to be the Del Monte packing plant. They're about a 25 minute walk from my home.

I've been here two years. Something I would recommend everyone see that most tourists don't know about is Buena Vista Park (Spanish for "Good View"). It's a pretty steep climb, but once you get to the top of the hill, you can see the city in all directions through the trees. It's very quiet and peaceful (though sometimes a bit windy), and if you couldn't see the skyline peeking at you, you'd think you were miles away from the city.


SFO

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 23:57
Five litres.

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Posted: 29 Jul 09 00:02
SFO: maybe Sept., but not sure. was stationed at the Presido in 1967, it was so cold and drafty we moved to San Rafael so we could see the sun shine.

Had a pad on the corner of Pacific and Van Ness, across from the Hippo Burger an upscale place that served nothing but Burgers....

Making $75 a month we hit all the happy hours at the local pubs where they always had "whorse dervs"...also have some great 8mm films from Haight Ashbury and the street scenes...

and then here was some great jazz clubs where you paid $5 cover, ordered one scotch and could sit and listen all night to Cannonball Adderly, Ramsey Lewis, Les McCann, The 3 Sounds, and The Jazz Crusaders...and watch Red Foxx come in from the comedy club next door with no less than 3 (three) gorgeous women on his arm....

and then, for the Tit Lovers...there was Carol Doda right down the block....

When I came back from VN in Aug. 68 I was discharged across the bay, came in for one night to the Playboy Club dressed in my 3 piece Hong Kong suit, and had my pix taken with 2 blonde bunnies to send back to my gang....they never forgot it....

me either.

Morse The Mad Bomber

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Posted: 29 Jul 09 00:12
Don't mess with electrics.

Turn it off and call an electrician first thing in the morning.

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Posted: 29 Jul 09 00:29 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 28 Jul 09 23:49

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Other SFOs'

So far odd

So far out.

So far ooout. (Scottish)

Saw freekin Obama.

. . . and so on.

It's four for me, keep-ups anyone?



VN,


Consider even numbers 2, 4, 6, and 8.

The "average" of these numbers is five, which is not odd.

What is odd?

Are YOU even?

Also, I think I've pretty clearly expressed the fact that I endorse the liberal philosophy because I believe in human rights over the rights of corporations. Equate that with support for Obama, if you think that's humorous.

Whatever.


SFO


No right or wrong here, if you don't accept more than your opinion then,

"A Dictator? Why, he makes love to beautiful women, drinks champange, enjoys life and never works. He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing, then takes everything! That's a Dictator." "Hmm, a parasite! That's for me!"
- (YOU NAZTY SPY!, 1940)


Are we done with the Lou Dobbs show?

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Posted: 29 Jul 09 01:38

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SFO: maybe Sept., but not sure. was stationed at the Presido in 1967, it was so cold and drafty we moved to San Rafael so we could see the sun shine.

Had a pad on the corner of Pacific and Van Ness, across from the Hippo Burger an upscale place that served nothing but Burgers....

Making $75 a month we hit all the happy hours at the local pubs where they always had "whorse dervs"...also have some great 8mm films from Haight Ashbury and the street scenes...

and then here was some great jazz clubs where you paid $5 cover, ordered one scotch and could sit and listen all night to Cannonball Adderly, Ramsey Lewis, Les McCann, The 3 Sounds, and The Jazz Crusaders...and watch Red Foxx come in from the comedy club next door with no less than 3 (three) gorgeous women on his arm....

and then, for the Tit Lovers...there was Carol Doda right down the block....

When I came back from VN in Aug. 68 I was discharged across the bay, came in for one night to the Playboy Club dressed in my 3 piece Hong Kong suit, and had my pix taken with 2 blonde bunnies to send back to my gang....they never forgot it....

me either.

Morse The Mad Bomber



Oh...

Nice to finally meet you.


SFO




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Posted: 29 Jul 09 03:31 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 29 Jul 09 03:32

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Other SFOs'

So far odd

So far out.

So far ooout. (Scottish)

Saw freekin Obama.

. . . and so on.

It's four for me, keep-ups anyone?



Southern fried opossum

Sugar frosted Olympian

So freakin' on-it!


Three should suffice. I don't want to seem overly competitive or compulsive.

Everybody just keep having your fun, though...





SFO




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Posted: 29 Jul 09 10:23
Some Fuckin' Oddball
So Far Offensive
Shouts For Obama
San Francisco Orifice
Smell Foul Odors
Sucks For Offers
Suburbinite Funky Obstructionist


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Posted: 29 Jul 09 10:51

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Some Fuckin' Oddball
So Far Offensive



So far, these two apply to you as well.

Such a productive life you live.

Keep up the good work!


SFO

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Posted: 29 Jul 09 14:12
Shucks fur oysters.

Like the hunting pic.

Victor

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Posted: 29 Jul 09 14:27

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

San Francisco Orifice
Sucks For Offers


Same Fag Overtones.
So Fucking Old.
Semiliterate Floridian Ogre.

""


SFO



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Posted: 29 Jul 09 17:29 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 29 Jul 09 19:21
Can we harness this windpower?

Have you been trying to learn to read again Buck ?


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