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Quote: Chamone

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Chamone

So now you're saying I have firm breasts? -Ally

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No, a soft head.

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Better than a soft dick, Victor -Ally

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Chin up!

Q: Do you believe that Chamone is really Jesus Budda? Yes, it all fits 11% No, it's Duncan Whitehead 62% No, it's a different writer 0% No, it's Mark 7% I wish he/she'd just go away 18% There have been 27 responses to this poll

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

I mean, without a vacuum cleaner?

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I presume you need to use an extra long extension on your vacuum cleaner! -Ally

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Chamone

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Chamone

So now you're saying I have firm breasts? -Ally

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No, a soft head.

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Better than a soft dick, Victor -Ally

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Chin up!

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Or when you're in the bathtub, Victor: keep your head above water! -Ally

Just what the hell is a Jesus Bhudda? I'm so out of touch I can't even feel confused!

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Quote: Frankie The J

Just what the hell is a Jesus Bhudda? I'm so out of touch I can't even feel confused!

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FTJ

Stick with it and you'll get it eventually.

It's a communal joke.

An in joke.

JB is the lovable in-house lunatic who apparently puts stories up under new identities.

In this case somebody pretended to be a rather flirtatious young lady. Just to get the old boys drooling.

The "Lady" a 19 year old tooth-rot technician had a lot of writers chomping at the bit with 'her' suggestive comments in the forums.

Now they're all trying to find out who 'she' really is.

It's obviously one of the gang.

Wasn't you was it?

Regards

Skoob.

THESE GUYS HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHO IT REALLY IS THEY THINK THEY'VE BEEN FANTASISING OVER SINCE MJ DIED.

Me, I dunno, and don't care, but the Dub had a hand in it...

scoob-

So, if I understand you correctly, Ally ain't? What's reality to do with a wanking fantasy, anyway? Whomever chamone-ally is, my dog LUM was not involved!

No, twern't me; I just landed in this lunnie-bin!

Who is Jesus Budda...

A squat fellow with a beer barrel belly and a beer infused brain. Brags about his small dick, man tits, and at one time announced on this forum that he was going 'gay for the day' and offered to suck Duncan Whitehead's dick in exchange for a donut. He also claims he can suck his own dick if need be.

Has a spoof writer 'son' through a Nigerian liason named Hemnan who is
'confused' about things.

J-B plays naked jenga with adolescent young women and has been known to tie a helium filled balloon to his penis with the words inscribbed on the balloon...EAT AT SHORTY'S-Chattanooga, TN.

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Who is Jesus Budda...

A squat fellow with a beer barrel belly and a beer infused brain. Brags about his small dick, man tits, and at one time announced on this forum that he was going 'gay for the day' and offered to suck Duncan Whitehead's dick in exchange for a donut. He also claims he can suck his own dick if need be.

Has a spoof writer 'son' through a Nigerian liason named Hemnan who is
'confused' about things.

J-B plays naked jenga with adolescent young women and has been known to tie a helium filled balloon to his penis with the words inscribbed on the balloon...EAT AT SHORTY'S-Chattanooga, TN.

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JUST REMEMBER WHEN!


"Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t."

LYING SACK OF SHIT....SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO HIS WORD!


Had enuff.

Morse

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Quote: Frankie The J

Just what the hell is a Jesus Bhudda? I'm so out of touch I can't even feel confused!

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O, Frankie, you sly dog! -Ally

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Who is Jesus Budda...

A squat fellow with a beer barrel belly and a beer infused brain. Brags about his small dick, man tits, and at one time announced on this forum that he was going 'gay for the day' and offered to suck Duncan Whitehead's dick in exchange for a donut. He also claims he can suck his own dick if need be.

Has a spoof writer 'son' through a Nigerian liason named Hemnan who is
'confused' about things.

J-B plays naked jenga with adolescent young women and has been known to tie a helium filled balloon to his penis with the words inscribbed on the balloon...EAT AT SHORTY'S-Chattanooga, TN.

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JUST REMEMBER WHEN!


"Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t."

LYING SACK OF SHIT....SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO HIS WORD!


Had enuff.

Morse

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I was talking to Jesus Budda today through the peephole in the door and he told me that you, Morse, better watch your back. Either that or he said 'wash'. Are you a dirty bastard? -Ally

That's cool Chamone! Duncan Whitehead said he'd suck your dick too!

I'm being serious now: Duncan actually asked me to stay with him for a week in August. He said I can stay in a spare room. I've got my tickets and I'm ready to go. He seems a very genuine man and he even offered to put Rachel up too -Ally

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Quote: Jalapenoman

No, he's really old (if he's still alive). If he's got a rack, they are saggy man boobs by now.

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Here's a personal Message from Gordon Lightfoot to Jalapenoman:

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: Chamone

If you could read my mind, Love. What a tale my thoughts could tell. Just like an old time movie. About a ghost from a wishin' well -Ally

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Actually, that's by Gordon Lightfoot, not by Ally.

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Strangely, I was listening to a version of that song as a read this thread.

The Johnny Cash version.

Maybe you are Johnny Cash Ally, Jesus, Duncan, etc etc.......

Listening to 'Mary of the Wild Moor' now.

Very sad song.

Thought you may not be interested.......

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Quote: Chamone

I'm being serious now: Duncan actually asked me to stay with him for a week in August. He said I can stay in a spare room. I've got my tickets and I'm ready to go. He seems a very genuine man and he even offered to put Rachel up too -Ally

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MENAGE A TWAT....with cheese......

Morse