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JO

I've just heard from the rumour mill that United have signed Mickey Thomas again.

Apparently he can make a load of money.

Does anybody here remember Gordon McQueen having a rush of blood to the head and trying to run the ball up the pitch? It was amazing. He'd just look down at the ball and run like a mad bastard until he crashed into the fence at the Stretford End. I swear to God that if those fences weren't there to stop him he'd still be running with the ball now.
We used to love it!

Skoob.

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JO

I've just heard from the rumour mill that United have signed Mickey Thomas again.

Apparently he can make a load of money.

Does anybody here remember Gordon McQueen having a rush of blood to the head and trying to run the ball up the pitch? It was amazing. He'd just look down at the ball and run like a mad bastard until he crashed into the fence at the Stretford End. I swear to God that if those fences weren't there to stop him he'd still be running with the ball now.
We used to love it!

Skoob.

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Him and Joe Jordan kept the place alive with their toothless antics! We have the sheepshaggers to thank for many things, let us pray Mon Dieu!

You might want to translate Mon Dieu so the spammers can join in.

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Quote: victor nicholas

You might want to translate Mon Dieu so the spammers can join in.

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MON DIEU = Kung Fu palace killer and is not the son of a whore as mentioned!

I had a feeling that was what it meant.

Hey Doc

Re the masturbation papers thing:

I asked two guys if they'd submitted their masturbation papers with their visa apps.

The first, a Zimbabwean big game hunter kind of looked all quizzically, before it sank in, and he then laughed mightily and told me to fuck off.


The second, a British national from Pakistan originally, assured me that he'd submitted ALL his papers, masturbation papers included. He then asked me what masturbation was, so I told him. A good laugh was had by all.

I once asked an Iraqi workmate if he'd had the vinegar stroke (for those not familiar it's a north west of England term for: Point of ejaculation = male= who looks like he's got a mouthful of vinegar, judging by tortured expression at crucial point.) He asked about 30 people before he got the answer, then of course everybody else wanted to know...

Just thought I'd let you know.

Regards

Skoob.

Re the masturbation papers thing:

I received a university diploma once for being the biggest WANKER in the place (JO, you lying bastard, my only visit to University was emptying the rubbish bins! One can dream!)

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Quote: Jaggedone

Re the masturbation papers thing:

I received a university diploma once for being the biggest WANKER in the place (JO, you lying bastard, my only visit to University was emptying the rubbish bins! One can dream!)

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JO

I hate it when you big yourself up like that.

Best regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Jaggedone

Re the masturbation papers thing:

I received a university diploma once for being the biggest WANKER in the place (JO, you lying bastard, my only visit to University was emptying the rubbish bins! One can dream!)

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JO

I hate it when you big yourself up like that.


One must admit to his own TRUTH now and then, actually it wasn't rubbish bins, just filling up their coal bunkers!