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Anything over six foot is too big for a tit.

Q: Guess Madame Bitters chest measurements! MB's chest measurent is 32A 5% MB's chest measurement is 34C 30% MB's chest measurement is 44DD 35% MB's chest measurement is 0% MB's doesn't have any tits 30% There have been 20 responses to this poll

Doc,

I'm six foot one and a half. Mrs Skoob assures me I'm a right tit. Do I qualify?

Skoob.

Hello welcome back Carina! Actually, I'm 6'2"....

Buck,

I know you'd rather hear from the ladies, but I've just discovered I'm half an inch shorter than you.

Can I at least follow you about pretending to be a big guy?

I am not Happy. (See, I remembered it!)

Skoob.

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a tug boat...

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Tug boat?

Gravity and titanium (no pun intended...) underwiring is all it takes!

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Quote: Skoob1999

Doc,

I'm six foot one and a half. Mrs Skoob assures me I'm a right tit. Do I qualify?

Skoob.

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I was waiting "but not too big for a boob"

No offence of course.

How did that survey box get in here?

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Quote: Skoob1999

Doc,

I'm six foot one and a half. Mrs Skoob assures me I'm a right tit. Do I qualify?

Skoob.

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I was waiting "but not too big for a boob"

No offence of course.

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Doc

No offence taken. Mrs Skoob assures me I'm the biggest tit she's ever met.

Kindest

Skoob

Do you realize that Skoob and Boob sound the same?

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Do you realize that Skoob and Boob sound the same?

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Never even occurred to me. I've already admitted to the whole world that I'm a tit. For fucks sake Buckwheat, what do you want? Blood?

From: A Proper Boob.

Skoob/boob.

Y Doo.

Skoob/Buck

TIT FOR TAT?

Morse

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Quote: Morse

Skoob/Buck

TIT FOR TAT?

Morse

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Touche Cap!

Boob.

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Quote: Morse

Skoob/Buck

TIT FOR TAT?

Morse

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Made me laugh.

titillating words!

I just felt I had to NIP it in the bud before it got OUT OF HAND.

Morse

Great Morse that you're keeping us abreast of the action! We'll rack one up for you later down at Hooters!

Her cups runneth over and the wings are HOT too...

try the thighs and some STICKY FINGERS Carolina Sweet Sauce....

and you can pull your own pork in the kitchen.(this ain't Sonny's Barbecue)....then enjoy some sweet tea,
deep fried oysters, deep fried geen tomatoes and fried pickles....

take 6 Tums and call someone who cares in the morning!!!!

Morse

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Quote: Morse

Her cups runneth over and the wings are HOT too...

try the thighs and some STICKY FINGERS Carolina Sweet Sauce....

and you can pull your own pork in the kitchen.(this ain't Sonny's Barbecue)....then enjoy some sweet tea,
deep fried oysters, deep fried geen tomatoes and fried pickles....

take 6 Tums and call someone who cares in the morning!!!!

Morse

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Ah you're just getting weird now Cap. Have a couple of Buds and watch a bit of TV.

Cannibal Cook

Skoob.

Hmmmmmmmmm......I'll think I'll have an order of Bearded Clams with Stinky Finger hot sauce!

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Quote: Morse

Her cups runneth over and the wings are HOT too...

try the thighs and some STICKY FINGERS Carolina Sweet Sauce....

and you can pull your own pork in the kitchen.(this ain't Sonny's Barbecue)....then enjoy some sweet tea,
deep fried oysters, deep fried geen tomatoes and fried pickles....

take 6 Tums and call someone who cares in the morning!!!!

Morse

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I feel sorry for the Hooters Girl who has Morse seated in her section when he's whipped up into a frenzy like this.

Just tip her well, okay?

Morse is banned from Hooters....Last time we went there he told our waitress that if she bent over he'd drive her home!
I was so embarassed! So was Mrs Morse.

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Quote: Morse

Her cups runneth over and the wings are HOT too...

try the thighs and some STICKY FINGERS Carolina Sweet Sauce....

and you can pull your own pork in the kitchen.(this ain't Sonny's Barbecue)....then enjoy some sweet tea,
deep fried oysters, deep fried geen tomatoes and fried pickles....

take 6 Tums and call someone who cares in the morning!!!!

Morse

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I feel sorry for the Hooters Girl who has Morse seated in her section when he's whipped up into a frenzy like this.

Just tip her well, okay?

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MB: You're such a great straight gal....

As Buck would have said, " she got more than just the great tip.....!"

I am actually very polite to the fair sex when out in public, or otherwise....

Morse

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Quote: Morse

MB: You're such a great straight gal....

As Buck would have said, " she got more than just the great tip.....!"

I am actually very polite to the fair sex when out in public, or otherwise....

Morse

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Yes, Morse, I'm sure your always a perfect gentleman.

Society needs more perfect gentlemen like you.

Seems like a bit of a drag in private, though..............

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Quote: Madame Bitters

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Quote: Morse

MB: You're such a great straight gal....

As Buck would have said, " she got more than just the great tip.....!"

I am actually very polite to the fair sex when out in public, or otherwise....

Morse

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Yes, Morse, I'm sure your always a perfect gentleman.

Society needs more perfect gentlemen like you.

Seems like a bit of a drag in private, though..............

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MB: Please don't drag my privates into it again......still worn out from our last virtual encounter below decks....and now Star Drek.....

keep them cookies coming....

Morse

Pirates like treasure chests.

What Doc? Like sunken?

Regards Skoob.

I think there's only us two here at the Moment Doc.
What say we yank a few ATM's out of walls with heavy chains and lift trucks, spend the money on a fast boat with a homicidal crew and catch the QM2 mid-Atlantic while Cap Morse is on it and rob everything and everybody?

Go on, you just know you wanna...

I'll do the cooking...or perhaps not...

Skoob.