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victor nicholas
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victor nicholas

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Posted: 8 Jun 09 23:37

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I never said I was King of the one-liners,

I am only here to do my father's work.

I'll be going away for awhile and be back in three days.


You must be suffering from an Obama complex.


That's a Cunard.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 8 Jun 09 23:42

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Quote: Adam Click


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I never said I was King of the one-liners,

I am only here to do my father's work.

I'll be going away for awhile and be back in three days.


You must be suffering from an Obama complex.


That's a Cunard.





I don't get this one.

It's like the football to the Merican's too me.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 17:52

That's a Cunard.





I don't get this one.

It's like the football to the Merican's too me.


Cunard as in Titanic, hit by an iceberg in the pacific!

victor nicholas
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 18:05
Also "canard"

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Posted: 9 Jun 09 18:30
I just published my first story on this site. I was wondering if any of you could read it and let me know what you think of it. It is called Glamberts VS Claymates, the battle of the biggest losers.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 18:37

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That's a Cunard.





I don't get this one.

It's like the football to the Merican's too me.


Cunard as in Titanic, hit by an iceberg in the pacific!


Lost.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 18:41

Quote: A gals view

I just published my first story on this site. I was wondering if any of you could read it and let me know what you think of it. It is called Glamberts VS Claymates, the battle of the biggest losers.



I'll have a look in 8 minutes time A gal.
I have things to do for the next seven minutes.


Fergus Budda.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 19:23

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That's a Cunard.





I don't get this one.

It's like the football to the Merican's too me.


Cunard as in Titanic, hit by an iceberg in the pacific!


Lost.


exactement mon ami!

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 19:36

Quote: A gals view

I just published my first story on this site. I was wondering if any of you could read it and let me know what you think of it. It is called Glamberts VS Claymates, the battle of the biggest losers.



Read it Babs.

Paragraphs, they break the monotony.


Chin up.

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Posted: 9 Jun 09 19:55
Good advice, what about the content.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 20:14
Well,

it read a bit too much like a gay fantasy wrestling match fashion show, so to be honest, I lost interest in it, but that doesn't mean anything.

Others may like it, horses for courses so to speak, diversify, don't just go for the point grabbers, give it another go and I'll have another look.



Do you like it here? I'm the nicest, everyone else is really mean, try to ignore them.

Fergus.

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Posted: 9 Jun 09 20:22
I actually am a huge Adam Lambert fan. I'd been trying to think of something funny to say and just wrote this up real quick. I like to read the stories here and think it could be fun. I was thinking more like a skit type thing I guess. You know like Saturday Night Livish type thing.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 21:52
I'm not the nicest guy on here.

But I am the oldest.

I'm gonna Google Adam Lambert to find out exactly who he is and what he does.

Then I'm gonna pile in loads of stories about him, like I did about Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson.

Like Hales B Davis. Who I didn't at first realise is quite a talented satirist, but now I do.

I'll try to rack up some points on the list so I can be higher rated than Jesus Budda.

Welcome to The Spoof.

But watch out for Jagged One on the forums. He's lovely, but kind of cryptic.

I'll read your story now before I go to sleep. What was it called again?

Best Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 9 Jun 09 21:59
Crap I can't remember which comes first Glambert or Claymate. You would have to be familiar with American Idol and Adam Lambert to get it. Anyway I think it's Claymates VS Glamberts in the battle of the biggest losers. Looking forward to thinking up some good ones that will be more universally appealing.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 22:06
To A Gal's View

With all greatest respect. America is not the Universe. Still, you'll probably do well with the stories.

Best Regards

Skoob. Age:76

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Posted: 9 Jun 09 23:13
Whatever happened to Linda Wanker?

Does anyone know?

Or care?

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 10 Jun 09 00:14 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 10 Jun 09 00:34
Hi gals view....

I read your story and welcome! What's your bra size...We're having a little contest here.
Watch out for Jesus Budda because he's computer generated and not real at all. In fact, most of us think he just might be a zombie.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 10 Jun 09 15:37
Watch out for Jesus Budda because he's computer generated and not real at all. In fact, most of us think he just might be a zombie.


aah, aah, that expalins everything!


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