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Jaggedone
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It's when they yawn and asked if you're finished yet, that's when the shit really hits the fan! |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar  Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Is it in yet?" |
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Jaggedone
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One liner creme de la creme, did she notice or was it a capucchino she ordered! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is a guy with a half-inch cock called Justin?
We should be told. Regards Justin. |
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Jaggedone
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Certainly large enough to tickle her external fancy Alternatively owner of 24 inch cocks are normally called SAM / no penetrating explanations required! |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I would have thought the name 'Womb Raider' would be more appropriate. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
SAM
I thought I got that one last night. Mind you, I'd had a few shandies. I still THINK I get it, but I'm not so sure any more.... Regards Skoob. |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
John - "Blanche, you're the flattest woman I ever met"
Blanche - "Get off my back" |
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Jaggedone
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Anal pro - position |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Touche'
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wonderbar Guys.
Regards Skoob. |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Do you mean 'WonderBra' Skoob? |
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Adam Click
It got worse...  Registered: 6 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Or "wunderbar"?
or "wunderbra"? |
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Jaggedone
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wunderbar wunderbras are at their most shapely whilst being removed, I loved cupcakes as a kid, yummy! |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Now why don't they make cupcake pans shaped like that?
MB, your fortune is at hand? |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado  Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
EBay. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
See!! SEE!!!!
That's a one liner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In fact it's a one fucking worder! I Win!!!! |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Done it, doc. I made a pair of cupcake boobies for a lady I work with who got breast reduction. Someone took a pic of her licking one. Funny stuff! |
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Jaggedone
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The inevitable power game, tut, tut! |
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Adam Click
It got worse... Registered: 6 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yeah! What's the matter with you, Fergus? You know there aren't any winners here.
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Jaggedone
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Now why don't they make cupcake pans shaped like that?
As a nipper loved the choco ones best, remember those awful lemony ones? |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They already exist. You can buy those pans in adult 'novelty' shops. Just wash them thoroughly in boiling hot water & industrial grade soap. Then sterilize them. Twice. |
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