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Quote: Monkey Woods

MB, you're not a fat person, are you?


I had to edit that, because, instead of the word 'person', there was a rather more derogatory word in there.

Can you guess what it was?

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Since your vocabulary is so extensive, I can only imagine what name you came up with.

On a slightly different matter: Do 'twat' and 'cunt' mean basically the same thing England's English?

Why do you ask?

I'll help you out here MB.

Yes they do, but here's the important thing to remember.... If you put the word "Fat" in front of them it doubles the insult.

Fat people don't really care because they know they are fat but if you have someone a bit borderline porky they'll generally take real offense.

See?
Now he'll have to think of something else!



Your very welcome.

Tiki.

Actually, I have something to confess: I am a bit fat myslef.

I used to weigh around 65kgs, but, ever since I went on the Ramipril, my weight has ballooned, and I'm now closer to 73kgs.

I know, it's embarrassing. Sometimes, I won't go out because I'm afraid that people will laugh at me and say things like:

"Look at that fat twat!", or "Look at that fat cunt!" or other such derogatory terms.

Like most fat people, though, I just comfort myslef with a nice Mars Bar and some packets of crisps (potato chips for those in the US of A), and sit in front of the telly for hours, if not days, on end.

Yes, I'm ashamed but:

1. "what can I do?"

2. "it's not my fault."

3. "it's the medicine."

4. "I don't eat much."

5. "it's in me genes."

6. "I've got big bones."

7. "Me clothes make me look big."

8. "I'm going on a diet soon."

9. "I can lose weight whenever I want to."

10. "I'm no slug!"

(Courtesy of the US National Statistics Board Obesity Report: Responses given by obese people with regard to their obesity [p178 sect ii])

You know whats so funny about all this: how unfunny it all is.

A bunch of tools talking shit about fatties!
It SHOULD be funny....but its not.

I'm here now to answer any questions on anything.

Which tool is up first?

I said before that this place is the Marie Celeste and I stand by that claim.

Except that this place is not a ship. Or deserted, most likely, by necessity due to the fear of an explosion from alcohol leakage in the hold of the ship.

Always make sure you leave down a rope or ladder when you get in a life boat: you may need to re-board the ship again.

Don't make the same mistakes as those poor souls.

If, by calling everyone involved in this conversation a tool, you are including ME in that, I should like to request that I be a spanner.



In the works.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

If, by calling everyone involved in this conversation a tool, you are including ME in that, I should like to request that I be a spanner.



In the works.

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Surely you should be a wrench?

Think about it....

Got it?

See?!

No.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

No.

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Did you get it yet?

See?

Now?
Eh?

Oh! Heh heh heh I see ... er...


No.

Highlights from the grade three debating team.

Huh?

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Quote: victor nicholas

Highlights from the grade three debating team.

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I'm afraid this particular, intellectual demanding thread, has deteriated beyond the shadows of fatties, showboating, wannabee tennis players and landed right in the midst of a personal battlezone between our superior poll winner and his tigertoothed contrahand, time for some arbitration VC!

Huh?

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Huh?

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Good question, for the answer ask VC alias Professor, alias, Victor!

If I could only pick and choose the ones I want instead of being lumped with a few sorry, bastards....


Eenie meenie miney mo.....

Yes, go on...

Next line, please.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Yes, go on...

Next line, please.

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...the cow jumped over the moon...

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Yes, go on...

Next line, please.

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..the cow jumped over the moon...

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JB is back with a vengeance quoting nursery rhymes, scary!

So what's next?

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Quote: victor nicholas

So what's next?

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VC, looks like with stumped em!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: victor nicholas

So what's next?

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VC, looks like with stumped em!

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Once again you make no sense.

You lot are tools.

VC, looks like with stumped em!

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Once again you make no sense.

You lot are tools.

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JB, your absolute failure to follow, comprehend and enhance any thread here is amazing, that's why we all love you and let you win all of the polls!!

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Quote: Jaggedone

JB, your absolute failure to follow, comprehend and enhance any thread here is amazing, that's why we all love you and let you win all of the polls!!

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Excuse me, but it's obvious JB campaigns hard to be the shiftless, piece o' shit weirdo that we all know and can barely tolerate.

Jaggedone, you should pay more attention.
I do.

Don't be fooled by my fooling.


Madame Bitters makes several interesting points.