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Quote: victor nicholas

If we all wear Hull jerseys will you take us?

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If Monkey mails me one of his jerseys, I'll wear it to support his team on their gamedays....as long as he wears the Dallas Cowboy jersey (that I mail him) on our gamedays.

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Quote: Jaggedone

There are certain things I would stoop to, certainly not that one though, even a sky blue thing would be preferable!

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This is very interesting, JO.

My guess is, that you aren't really a Manchester United supporter, for if you were, you would not have suggested this ridiculous thing.

No REAL Man Utd fan would have said this. Or perhaps you support both, to cover all bases.

Just wait until Skoob reads this! You're in trouble now!



Jman, send me the shirt. Can you send one of those busty babes as well? The cheerleaders, I mean.

MW,

Sorry, but I can't afford a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader on my income. Maybe I can send you one of their costumes and you can dress up a local girl. I'm sure that you could find some Moslem woman on a bus that would model it for you.

Shit, Jman!!! A local woman? I might as well dress up a local man!

Or a tree! Or just set fire to the shirt and run away. Or ... well, you get the picture.


I'm thinking of going on that Cowboys forum and telling some big Porky Pies to try and attract a Cowgirl. My moniker over there is henscombe. Do you belong to that board?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Shit, Jman!!! A local woman? I might as well dress up a local man!

I'm thinking of going on that Cowboys forum: A certain Hollwood blockbuster could help you on the way Monks, well break my back you great big hunk!
Oh for the days of real men a lá John Wayne and Rock Hudson!

This is very interesting, JO.

No REAL Man Utd fan would have said this. Or perhaps you support both, to cover all bases.

Just wait until Skoob reads this! You're in trouble now!

Oh you mean the Sky Blues from Coventry, no prob there mate, nice bunch of Brummies!

I'm just glad Duncan's not dead.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I'm just glad Duncan's not dead.

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Glad to see you have achieved a positive state of mind.

Are you sure he's not dead though?

This thread has nothing to do with me. I did not endorse it and no back-handers were involved.

For the record.

Skoob.

The truth about Duncan........

Duncan spent some time in jail. Duncan was arrested and placed in confinement until the Mrs. posted the required bail. He claims he lanquished in there with 'alot of weird people' for almost a week, since his wife was out of town and had no knowledge of his arrest. Actually, she found out his whereabouts from the local TV station's nightly news broadcast, as the story made local headlines for almost a week.

Upon bailing Duncan out of jail, she discovered a rather disturbing bit of information about his cause of arrest from the police report. The Mrs promptly kicked Duncan out of their home with severe violence.

The official police report goes into detail about him being 'caught and recorded' on a closed circuit security camera while having a 'spare time wank' at the rear of the public library.

The wank happened while a local author was completing a presentaion of his new work for the local Arts and Crafts Committee. The wank-action was displayed on a large monitor that was erroneously turned to the security frequency during the presentation of the author's 'Savannah's Walking Flower Tour.'
According to the news,several older women had to be rushed to the hospital complaining of having the vapors! Upon his arrest, Duncan first claimed it was just a joke. Then later claimed it wasn't him at all but his twin brother Morris, but the evidence was all over his shorts and he was still wearing the Kulture Klub tee shirt that was on the tape. The police promptly arrested him.

Duncan is now living in a borrowed apartment without running water nor electricity. Any posts online are done at a cyber cafe not far from the city eco-dump where he's living for the time being. Duncan can be reached on his cell at 815-555-2598. He claims he has enough money to last him until next Tuesday, and is hoping Monkey Woods or Skoob will lend him a fiver or so.

You said it.


I believe it.

Oh dear.


Once you edit the post you alter the story.
I don't believe it now.

I must admit I'm a bit shocked by the excessive wanking aspect, but I'll loan the man a fiver.

As long as he's not a Barca fan.

Fuck it, if he's a Barca fan I'll lend him a tenner.

Better team and all that.

Regards

skoob.

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

The truth about Duncan........

Duncan spent some time in jail. Duncan was arrested and placed in confinement until the Mrs. posted the required bail. He claims he lanquished in there with 'alot of weird people' for almost a week, since his wife was out of town and had no knowledge of his arrest. Actually, she found out his whereabouts from the local TV station's nightly news broadcast, as the story made local headlines for almost a week.

Upon bailing Duncan out of jail, she discovered a rather disturbing bit of information about his cause of arrest from the police report. The Mrs promptly kicked Duncan out of their home with severe violence.

The official police report goes into detail about him being 'caught and recorded' on a closed circuit security camera while having a 'spare time wank' at the rear of the public library.

The wank happened while a local author was completing a presentaion of his new work for the local Arts and Crafts Committee. The wank-action was displayed on a large monitor that was erroneously turned to the security frequency during the presentation of the author's 'Savannah's Walking Flower Tour.'
According to the news,several older women had to be rushed to the hospital complaining of having the vapors! Upon his arrest, Duncan first claimed it was just a joke. Then later claimed it wasn't him at all but his twin brother Morris, but the evidence was all over his shorts and he was still wearing the Kulture Klub tee shirt that was on the tape. The police promptly arrested him.

Duncan is now living in a borrowed apartment without running water nor electricity. Any posts online are done at a cyber cafe not far from the city eco-dump where he's living for the time being. Duncan can be reached on his cell at 815-555-2598. He claims he has enough money to last him until next Tuesday, and is hoping Monkey Woods or Skoob will lend him a fiver or so.

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You know....you are not far of the mark there me old mucker!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

The truth about Duncan........

The official police report goes into detail about him being 'caught and recorded' on a closed circuit security camera while having a 'spare time wank' at the rear of the public library.

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I can't believe it! This is ALWAYS happening to me in my library, and I don't get arrested!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

He claims he has enough money to last him until next Tuesday, and is hoping Monkey Woods or Skoob will lend him a fiver or so.

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£5 or 5 stars?

Why doesn't Dunc's brother, Morris, come forward and admit his involvement?

Families, eh?