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Jaggedone
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Posted: 22 May 09 17:54
Everything I wrote was exactly as I wanted it to be.

Victor is Vitor.
You are fantastic, thankyou!

Accept and move on, my dear emaculate friend.


Now, now JB lets not grasp below the belt, your goobledegook is for such an ignorant (myself) sometimes difficult to follow.
Congratulations on your fine "Sieg", and greet the rest of the Loonies over there somewhere lodged between your ears!

Q: Roadkill
Jesus Budda
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Jesus Budda
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Jesus Budda
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All of the Above
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Can I write-in Jesus Budda?
37%
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Madame Bitters
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Madame Bitters

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Posted: 22 May 09 19:36

Quote: Jaggedone[/]

Pig-latin, no, but I was once asked to organise the Times crossword, unfortunately no pratt who read the Times could make head or tail of the clues, hence, got the boot, big time.!


I can see how that would happen.

Make friends with the Enter key, JO

It'll save your soul. And our sanity.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 22 May 09 19:36

Quote: Jaggedone[/]

Pig-latin, no, but I was once asked to organise the Times crossword, unfortunately no pratt who read the Times could make head or tail of the clues, hence, got the boot, big time.!


I can see how that would happen.

Make friends with the Enter key, JO

It'll save your soul. And our sanity.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 22 May 09 22:28 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 22 May 09 22:52
JO

Lay-off MB, unless I missed the bridge, she's repeating herself.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 May 09 23:02

Quote: Jaggedone

Correction time:
I'd like to thank Vi(c)tor for compiling this wonderful thingy. And Jaggedone for his (superb) attempts at.... whatever he's attempting (nothing actually).

Obviously you were so excited at winning something, trembling at the knees, you made a complete hash of your spelling attempts, nevermind, we understand, don't bend to low whilst tying your dashing new shoelaces!


Nevermind or never mind? To low or too low?

Just thought I'd ask, seeing as you were talking about 'Correction time'.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 23 May 09 01:41

Quote: victor nicholas

JO

Lay-off MB, unless I missed the bridge, she's repeating herself.


I'm not nagging.

The first time I hit submit, an error page came up. I re-submitted my reply, not knowing that it was sent w/o any problem the first time.

Calm down, for fuck's sake!



Jesus Budda
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Posted: 23 May 09 13:43

Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: victor nicholas

JO

Lay-off MB, unless I missed the bridge, she's repeating herself.


I'm not nagging.

The first time I hit submit, an error page came up. I re-submitted my reply, not knowing that it was sent w/o any problem the first time.

Calm down, for fuck's sake!


Shut the fuck up!

Thats a feeble excuse. Just don't do it again.



victor nicholas
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Posted: 23 May 09 14:09 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 23 May 09 14:10

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Jaggedone

Correction time:
I'd like to thank Vi(c)tor for compiling this wonderful thingy. And Jaggedone for his (superb) attempts at.... whatever he's attempting (nothing actually).

Obviously you were so excited at winning something, trembling at the knees, you made a complete hash of your spelling attempts, nevermind, we understand, don't bend to low whilst tying your dashing new shoelaces!


Nevermind or never mind? To low or too low?

Just thought I'd ask, seeing as you were talking about 'Correction time'.


Proofreading too many cookbooks again this week Monkey?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 24 May 09 10:23

Nevermind or never mind? To low or too low?

Just thought I'd ask, seeing as you were talking about 'Correction time'.


Proofreading too many cookbooks again this week Monkey?


Nevermind is my Nirvana, to low was a mistake, so what, if we stoop to(o) low and pick up on everybodies spelling/grammatical mistakes (including a certain Affenwälde) then we would have nothing better to(o) do than rip each other apart here, not my idea of fun!

Come on guys loosen up, we don't have to bend (apart from JB) that low, it was only a bit of fun poked at our loveable, cuddly JB, nichts mehr (oops sorry is that spelt correctly!) Ich befürchte nicht!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 24 May 09 12:56

Quote: Jaggedone

Nevermind or never mind? To low or too low?

Just thought I'd ask, seeing as you were talking about 'Correction time'.


Proofreading too many cookbooks again this week Monkey?


Nevermind is my Nirvana, to low was a mistake, so what, if we stoop to(o) low and pick up on everybodies spelling/grammatical mistakes (including a certain Affenwälde) then we would have nothing better to(o) do than rip each other apart here, not my idea of fun!

Come on guys loosen up, we don't have to bend (apart from JB) that low, it was only a bit of fun poked at our loveable, cuddly JB, nichts mehr (oops sorry is that spelt correctly!) Ich befürchte nicht!


And they say I talk shit!

You are in a whole new league of shit, Jaggedone.
Honestly, what the fuck do you be going on about?????



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Posted: 24 May 09 16:17 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 24 May 09 16:18
So do you concede defeat to JO then?

We should keep the leaderboard current.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 09 15:05

Quote: victor nicholas

So do you concede defeat to JO then?

We should keep the leaderboard current.


VC, again your quaint support is welcome, but I beg of you please leave JB as the glorious winner, otherwise I'm afraid he might top himself (on second thoughts!)

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 May 09 17:12

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: victor nicholas

So do you concede defeat to JO then?

We should keep the leaderboard current.


VC, again your quaint support is welcome, but I beg of you please leave JB as the glorious winner, otherwise I'm afraid he might top himself (on second thoughts!)


Would the two of you just shut the fuck up!

Honestly, you are like two old nagging women.





Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 09 17:18

VC, again your quaint support is welcome, but I beg of you please leave JB as the glorious winner, otherwise I'm afraid he might top himself (on second thoughts!)


Would the two of you just shut the fuck up!

Honestly, you are like two old nagging women.


Nevermind = Nirvana = 90's grunge band = Feels Like Teenage Spirit = JB you're much to outdated for that sort of thing, try Paul Potts or whoever!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 May 09 17:31

Quote: Jaggedone

VC, again your quaint support is welcome, but I beg of you please leave JB as the glorious winner, otherwise I'm afraid he might top himself (on second thoughts!)


Would the two of you just shut the fuck up!

Honestly, you are like two old nagging women.


Nevermind = Nirvana = 90's grunge band = Feels Like Teenage Spirit = JB you're much to outdated for that sort of thing, try Paul Potts or whoever!


?
Nonsense.
Absolute nonsense.

I need an interpreter.

Monkey?



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 25 May 09 17:58 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 25 May 09 17:58
Yes, I think I see. What he's trying to say is, Nevermind = Nirvana = 90's grunge band = Feels Like Teenage Spirit = JB you're much to outdated for that sort of thing, try Paul Potts or whoever!

At least, I think that's it!



Stand back, JB, he's from Lancashire.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 May 09 18:05

Quote: Monkey Woods

Yes, I think I see. What he's trying to say is, Nevermind = Nirvana = 90's grunge band = Feels Like Teenage Spirit = JB you're much to outdated for that sort of thing, try Paul Potts or whoever!

At least, I think that's it!



Stand back, JB, he's from Lancashire.


Smells like Teen Spirit, you dick!

Not you, Monkey. The other tool.

Its like trying to unravel the Enigma code.
Fucking Nazi's.

If they had their way we'd all be driving 100mph.





Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 09 18:33

Smells like Teen Spirit, you dick!

Not you, Monkey. The other tool.

your fab nomination as numero uno has been confirmed, how dare I mix Teen with Teenage, I know the answer I was thinking of Baba o Reilly, WHO? by the way Tool also make some fucking mean music, your prize, latest PP/CD is winging its way towards your heaven - stairway to JB.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 26 May 09 17:07

Quote: Jaggedone

Smells like Teen Spirit, you dick!

Not you, Monkey. The other tool.

your fab nomination as numero uno has been confirmed, how dare I mix Teen with Teenage, I know the answer I was thinking of Baba o Reilly, WHO? by the way Tool also make some fucking mean music, your prize, latest PP/CD is winging its way towards your heaven - stairway to JB.


Well, I'm sure some Navajos somewhere understood that...



Madame Bitters
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Posted: 26 May 09 17:42
He's like a damn Jumble puzzle. Only when you FINALLY decipher what he's trying to say, it still doesn't make any sense.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 May 09 17:48 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 26 May 09 17:50

Quote: Madame Bitters

He's like a damn Jumble puzzle. Only when you FINALLY decipher what he's trying to say, it still doesn't make any sese.

My point indeed is pointless and my Dickhead is Dickless.

By the way, I wish to change my vote, JB has had enough publicity points, I now give my point to Norway ( again pointless)

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 26 May 09 19:21
So, let's see.

"Which writer most reminds you of roadkill?"

JO has now changed his answer to 'Norway'. Sums things up nicely, really.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 May 09 19:49
["Which writer most reminds you of roadkill?"

JO has now changed his answer to 'Norway'. Sums things up nicely, really.


Actually saw some maniac roadkill 5***** chef documentary once, quite shocking for a veggy, green tea consumer!


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