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Jaggedone
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Everything I wrote was exactly as I wanted it to be.
Victor is Vitor. You are fantastic, thankyou! Accept and move on, my dear emaculate friend. Now, now JB lets not grasp below the belt, your goobledegook is for such an ignorant (myself) sometimes difficult to follow. Congratulations on your fine "Sieg", and greet the rest of the Loonies over there somewhere lodged between your ears!
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I can see how that would happen. Make friends with the Enter key, JO It'll save your soul. And our sanity. |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I can see how that would happen. Make friends with the Enter key, JO It'll save your soul. And our sanity. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JO
Lay-off MB, unless I missed the bridge, she's repeating herself. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nevermind or never mind? To low or too low? Just thought I'd ask, seeing as you were talking about 'Correction time'. |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm not nagging. The first time I hit submit, an error page came up. I re-submitted my reply, not knowing that it was sent w/o any problem the first time. Calm down, for fuck's sake! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Shut the fuck up! Thats a feeble excuse. Just don't do it again. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Proofreading too many cookbooks again this week Monkey? |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Nevermind or never mind? To low or too low? Just thought I'd ask, seeing as you were talking about 'Correction time'. Proofreading too many cookbooks again this week Monkey? Nevermind is my Nirvana, to low was a mistake, so what, if we stoop to(o) low and pick up on everybodies spelling/grammatical mistakes (including a certain Affenwälde) then we would have nothing better to(o) do than rip each other apart here, not my idea of fun! Come on guys loosen up, we don't have to bend (apart from JB) that low, it was only a bit of fun poked at our loveable, cuddly JB, nichts mehr (oops sorry is that spelt correctly!) Ich befürchte nicht! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Proofreading too many cookbooks again this week Monkey? Nevermind is my Nirvana, to low was a mistake, so what, if we stoop to(o) low and pick up on everybodies spelling/grammatical mistakes (including a certain Affenwälde) then we would have nothing better to(o) do than rip each other apart here, not my idea of fun! Come on guys loosen up, we don't have to bend (apart from JB) that low, it was only a bit of fun poked at our loveable, cuddly JB, nichts mehr (oops sorry is that spelt correctly!) Ich befürchte nicht! And they say I talk shit! You are in a whole new league of shit, Jaggedone. Honestly, what the fuck do you be going on about????? |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So do you concede defeat to JO then?
We should keep the leaderboard current. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
VC, again your quaint support is welcome, but I beg of you please leave JB as the glorious winner, otherwise I'm afraid he might top himself (on second thoughts!) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Would the two of you just shut the fuck up! Honestly, you are like two old nagging women. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
VC, again your quaint support is welcome, but I beg of you please leave JB as the glorious winner, otherwise I'm afraid he might top himself (on second thoughts!) Would the two of you just shut the fuck up! Honestly, you are like two old nagging women. Nevermind = Nirvana = 90's grunge band = Feels Like Teenage Spirit = JB you're much to outdated for that sort of thing, try Paul Potts or whoever! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Would the two of you just shut the fuck up! Honestly, you are like two old nagging women. Nevermind = Nirvana = 90's grunge band = Feels Like Teenage Spirit = JB you're much to outdated for that sort of thing, try Paul Potts or whoever! ? Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. I need an interpreter. Monkey? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, I think I see. What he's trying to say is, Nevermind = Nirvana = 90's grunge band = Feels Like Teenage Spirit = JB you're much to outdated for that sort of thing, try Paul Potts or whoever!
At least, I think that's it! Stand back, JB, he's from Lancashire. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Smells like Teen Spirit, you dick! Not you, Monkey. The other tool. Its like trying to unravel the Enigma code. Fucking Nazi's. If they had their way we'd all be driving 100mph. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Smells like Teen Spirit, you dick! Not you, Monkey. The other tool. your fab nomination as numero uno has been confirmed, how dare I mix Teen with Teenage, I know the answer I was thinking of Baba o Reilly, WHO? by the way Tool also make some fucking mean music, your prize, latest PP/CD is winging its way towards your heaven - stairway to JB. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Well, I'm sure some Navajos somewhere understood that... |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He's like a damn Jumble puzzle. Only when you FINALLY decipher what he's trying to say, it still doesn't make any sense.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
My point indeed is pointless and my Dickhead is Dickless. By the way, I wish to change my vote, JB has had enough publicity points, I now give my point to Norway ( again pointless) |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So, let's see.
"Which writer most reminds you of roadkill?" JO has now changed his answer to 'Norway'. Sums things up nicely, really. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
["Which writer most reminds you of roadkill?"
JO has now changed his answer to 'Norway'. Sums things up nicely, really. Actually saw some maniac roadkill 5***** chef documentary once, quite shocking for a veggy, green tea consumer! |
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