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wirehead
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MW: I have read your material. You are in a special league because you write articles about yourself. You must be a legend in your own mind, Monkey Boy. |
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wirehead
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Thanks for the info. I assume Labour is too the left of the Liberals. A three party system is interesting. Do you consider your liberals to be socialists? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hmmmm
Shit storm imminent methinks. Regards Skoob. |
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wirehead
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jb: Thanks, I am a take no prisoners type of guy. I knew Buckwheat would show up. |
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wirehead
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Skoob: No way. My real name is Al Freaken. I want my Senate seat. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No our Liberals are all faghags.
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Buck I never knew this could bother you so much:
and still, after 100 days hasn't chosen a Washington church to attend with his family. That breaks a 240 year precedent set by every First Family before him. ....but can empathise with how it could piss someone off not knowing which local superstition peddlers the POTUS & FLOTUS consort with, especially if you're trying to spoof their worship behavior. That's gotten me an idea.... |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's gotten me an idea....
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Did you not read the part about you being a sheep? Sheep are the retards of all the barnyard animals. I'd say you were insulted. |
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wirehead
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Really? According to the Daily Gallup Polls Obama's ratings are identical to what they were last week. The US is a secular nation. Read the Establishment Clause or Article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli. You really have a cross to bear, don't you? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'll do it before I get in bed tonight. |
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Jaggedone
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I'd rather read Venus In Furs as a bedtime story. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Monkey has eclectic tastes.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I am slightly amazed that anyone could be so rigid.
Who am I talking about? Who gives a fuck. Stetch Armstrong may not have said much that is life changing or empowering, but he was never rigid. He was flexible - some would say in the extreme. I think Stretch is a symbol of the lone man making a difference without too much fuss. He lived and died. Who'll remember him? Does it matter? But to those that do remember or discover him in later life, Stretch may hold the answer to many of life's dilemma's and help them to overcome them with grace and dignity. And Madame Bitters, sheep may have been stupid in Animal Farm but they make lovely woolly clothing and taste good too. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You can't argue with that.
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Jesus Budda
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Well, I would argue with it if I hadn't written it. It's in my nature to disagree. Monkey, do you have children? Could I borrow them? - if you have any. I'll bring them back. It's just I want to test out my new tension stick. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You can borrow them on one condition:
1. you keep them. 2. 3. 4. etc |
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Jesus Budda
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I don't like condition 4 at all. Deals off. I'll go poke a turnip instead, thank you very much. |
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BuckwheatsButt
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Careful JB.....Wirehead is a turnip and you might cause him to miss his ACORN meeting at the Bravarian Beer Hall tonight. He needs love! Grab his hand and sing Kumbya..........
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya O Lord, kumbaya I know you'll understand. BTW......It's been over a year now since you went 'gay for the day' any lingering after effects? |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Entertainment is a good thought. |
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Jesus Budda
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Is it? A year? God! Imagine that. I was wondering why my ass was tender - must be getting those 'cravings' again. Buckwheats, can I ask you a question? Well, I'm gonna ask you whether you want me to or not. Don't try to stop me. Here it comes: Is it a nice day where you are today? |
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BuckwheatsButt
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Wonderful day here in Florida! Warm and balmy...Slight breeze...waves gently rolling in on my beach...And I have a clear shot with my .22 at that pesky squirrel that's been bugging my bird feeder all week!
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