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wirehead
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Posted: 11 May 09 19:57

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Never mind that. What does this mean?

Methinks the Price of Wales' bling has no clothes

Try answering in English, please.


His medals are superficial. There is only one that the Prince has gotten that is for merit. Bling refers to jewellery in the US.

I hope you are not a royalist.

The title is a reference to the "emperor has no clothes" fable.


MW: I have read your material. You are in a special league because you write articles about yourself. You must be a legend in your own mind, Monkey Boy.

wirehead
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Posted: 11 May 09 20:00

Quote: queen mudder

Liberal as in Liberal Party, now a.k.a. Liberal Demoocrats.

They used to be the Whigs and mkorphed into various emanations, taking on Labour Party rejects eg Shirley Williams/Gang of Four etc.

Nowadays they are centre left with strong humbug ties to worthy causes such as er....Green stuff, and Human Frights and ....stuff.

Geddit?

Oh, and nobody calling themselves a royalist supports Charles who is a 100% Republican-appointed terrorist along with all the House of Windsor/Mountbatten-Windsor.

The only legit House of Windsor members are Richard, Duke of Gloucester and his family.

A dog on the streets of Kabul has more 'royal' blood than all the other, official lot.


Thanks for the info. I assume Labour is too the left of the Liberals. A three party system is interesting. Do you consider your liberals to be socialists?

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Posted: 11 May 09 20:00
Hmmmm

Shit storm imminent methinks.

Regards

Skoob.

wirehead
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Posted: 11 May 09 20:02

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Where's Mark Lowton?

Who exactly is Wirehead and how come he's caused such a commotion after such a short time?
I mean, who is he really?

He's doing a fine job getting the children worked up over nothing.


3 cheers for him!
3 cheers for the sheep!


jb: Thanks, I am a take no prisoners type of guy. I knew Buckwheat would show up.

wirehead
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Posted: 11 May 09 20:03

Quote: Skoob1999

JB

I reckon he's Barack or Michelle in disguise. Using technology as only the White House can.

Regards

Skoob.


Skoob: No way. My real name is Al Freaken. I want my Senate seat.

queen mudder
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Posted: 11 May 09 20:04
No our Liberals are all faghags.

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Posted: 11 May 09 20:05 - Edited By: queen mudder, 11 May 09 20:20
Buck I never knew this could bother you so much:


and still, after 100 days hasn't chosen a Washington church to attend with his family. That breaks a 240 year precedent set by every First Family before him.

....but can empathise with how it could piss someone off not knowing which local superstition peddlers the POTUS & FLOTUS consort with, especially if you're trying to spoof their worship behavior.

That's gotten me an idea....

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Posted: 11 May 09 20:05 - Edited By: queen mudder, 11 May 09 20:21
That's gotten me an idea....




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Posted: 11 May 09 20:17

Quote: wirehead


Quote: Jesus Budda

Where's Mark Lowton?

Who exactly is Wirehead and how come he's caused such a commotion after such a short time?
I mean, who is he really?

He's doing a fine job getting the children worked up over nothing.


3 cheers for him!
3 cheers for the sheep!


jb: Thanks, I am a take no prisoners type of guy. I knew Buckwheat would show up.


Did you not read the part about you being a sheep? Sheep are the retards of all the barnyard animals. I'd say you were insulted.

wirehead
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Posted: 12 May 09 12:56

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JB....It has to do with the tenets of leadership. There are many in the US that pray daily and go to a church, mosque or synagogue. Obama's support for this voluntary prayer event and a church of choice would have made a great deal to those citizens and cost him nothing.

Now, it has cost him alot


Really? According to the Daily Gallup Polls Obama's ratings are identical to what they were last week.

The US is a secular nation. Read the Establishment Clause or Article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli.

You really have a cross to bear, don't you?

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Posted: 12 May 09 13:07

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Read the Establishment Clause or Article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli.





I'll do it before I get in bed tonight.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 May 09 15:27

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: wirehead

Read the Establishment Clause or Article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli.





I'll do it before I get in bed tonight.

I'd rather read Venus In Furs as a bedtime story.

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Posted: 12 May 09 15:30
Monkey has eclectic tastes.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 12 May 09 17:45
I am slightly amazed that anyone could be so rigid.

Who am I talking about?
Who gives a fuck.

Stetch Armstrong may not have said much that is life changing or empowering, but he was never rigid. He was flexible - some would say in the extreme.

I think Stretch is a symbol of the lone man making a difference without too much fuss.
He lived and died.
Who'll remember him?
Does it matter?
But to those that do remember or discover him in later life, Stretch may hold the answer to many of life's dilemma's and help them to overcome them with grace and dignity.


And Madame Bitters, sheep may have been stupid in Animal Farm but they make lovely woolly clothing and taste good too.





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Posted: 12 May 09 18:04
You can't argue with that.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 12 May 09 18:11

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You can't argue with that.


Well, I would argue with it if I hadn't written it.
It's in my nature to disagree.

Monkey, do you have children?
Could I borrow them? - if you have any.

I'll bring them back.
It's just I want to test out my new tension stick.





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Posted: 12 May 09 19:04
You can borrow them on one condition:

1. you keep them.
2.
3.
4. etc

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 13 May 09 17:21

Quote: Monkey Woods

You can borrow them on one condition:

1. you keep them.
2.
3.
4. etc



I don't like condition 4 at all.
Deals off.
I'll go poke a turnip instead, thank you very much.


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Posted: 13 May 09 17:33
Careful JB.....Wirehead is a turnip and you might cause him to miss his ACORN meeting at the Bravarian Beer Hall tonight. He needs love! Grab his hand and sing Kumbya..........
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya

I know you'll understand. BTW......It's been over a year now since you went 'gay for the day' any lingering after effects?

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Posted: 13 May 09 17:58 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 13 May 09 17:59

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: wirehead

Read the Establishment Clause or Article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli.





I'll do it before I get in bed tonight.

I'd rather read Venus In Furs as a bedtime story.


Entertainment is a good thought.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 13 May 09 17:59

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Careful JB.....Wirehead is a turnip and you might cause him to miss his ACORN meeting at the Bravarian Beer Hall tonight. He needs love! Grab his hand and sing Kumbya..........
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya

I know you'll understand. BTW......It's been over a year now since you went 'gay for the day' any lingering after effects?


Is it? A year?
God!
Imagine that.

I was wondering why my ass was tender - must be getting those 'cravings' again.

Buckwheats, can I ask you a question?
Well, I'm gonna ask you whether you want me to or not.
Don't try to stop me.
Here it comes:
Is it a nice day where you are today?



BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 13 May 09 18:30
Wonderful day here in Florida! Warm and balmy...Slight breeze...waves gently rolling in on my beach...And I have a clear shot with my .22 at that pesky squirrel that's been bugging my bird feeder all week!


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