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victor nicholas
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Posted: 8 May 09 03:58 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 8 May 09 12:56
I thought there would be more disucssion on Biden's gaffes.

He's a poor man's Prince Phillip.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 May 09 15:11

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Have you been whitening your teeth Buck?

Al Jolson, shame on you, racist pig.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 8 May 09 18:46

Quote: victor nicholas

I thought there would be more disucssion on Biden's gaffes.

He's a poor man's Prince Phillip.


Apparently, Wirehead won't comment on Biden and the plagarism. It made him drop out of the primary several years ago, but it was almost like the media refused to cover this one in the last election (as they were way up the sphincter of Obama and had already picked him to win, they couldn't report on the faults of his running mate).

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Posted: 8 May 09 21:58 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 8 May 09 21:58

Quote: victor nicholas

I thought there would be more disucssion on Biden's gaffes.

He's a poor man's Prince Phillip.


OK here's some

5. "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." --Joe Biden

4. "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States - Barack America!" --Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama

3. "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." -Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time

2. "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." --Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire

1. "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." --Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008

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Posted: 8 May 09 23:23
Biden DeJa Vu:
*"For instance, Jonah Goldberg had a great analysis of Biden's performance in the vice presidential debate in 2008. I think it sums up Biden quite well.
What struck me the most about the debate - and it probably helped having quintessential Obamaphiles in the room - was how Biden's "gravitas" is derived almost entirely from the fact that he can lie with absolute passion and conviction. He just plain made stuff up tonight."

*Said he got 3 college degrees and finished in top 1/2 of class:
How bout l degree, and 75/86

*read verbatim UK politician Neil Kinnock speach, including how "his" ancestors worked in coal mines.....NOT!

*wife and daughter killed by drunk driver of trailer truck....
No charges filed against driver, no indication in police records of drinking, in fact it is considered his wife pulled in front of the truck....and you think John Edwards is a people user?

*Helicopter forced down in Afghanistan....snow storm forced it down, he made it sound worse than Hillary under fire in Bosnia

*and oh yes, as I mentioned in a early spoof after being forced down then rescued he was waterboarded when he snorted a shot of Johnny Walker up his nose at the officer's club....

* Palin may not have the political experience, but she sure has more common sense and a lot more honesty then this cretin.....#2 in line for the Presidency?

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BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 9 May 09 00:38
Believe me....Obama hired him on as insurance for himself. What nitwit assassin would attempt anything with Biden and Pelosi waiting in the wings. Brilliant if you ask me, or maybe not!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 9 May 09 13:30
Do you think Sarah Palin would let me ....touch her?

Just in case any of you lot are friends with her and could casually slip it into the conversation.


BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 9 May 09 14:08
Yes J-B....She said you could but with nothing less than a 10 foot pole.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 9 May 09 14:26

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Yes J-B....She said you could but with nothing less than a 10 foot pole.



But my pole is only a few inches long....
Maybe she'll make an exception?
Talk to her, Buckwheats. She'll listen to you.





wirehead
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Posted: 9 May 09 16:12
The Biden-Palin debate was only six months ago. Palin has spent so much time out of Alaska, her ratings are dropping. She sent her husband, Todd, to one big GOP event so she could attend to business in Alaska.

Todd is in a labor union and is a registered independent. Bristol has the makings of a liberal. I like her views on teenage pregnancy. It is a lot more realistic than chastity ring and pledges.



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Posted: 9 May 09 18:56

Quote: wirehead

The Biden-Palin debate was only six months ago. Palin has spent so much time out of Alaska, her ratings are dropping. She sent her husband, Todd, to one big GOP event so she could attend to business in Alaska.

Todd is in a labor union and is a registered independent. Bristol has the makings of a liberal. I like her views on teenage pregnancy. It is a lot more realistic than chastity ring and pledges.


She must've forgotten the 'liberal bend' when she refused an abortion. Besides, she's a straight A student and way too smart to be conned by that bunch.

Morse
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Posted: 9 May 09 19:24
Buck: guess we're not talkin' about Biden anymore.......duh!

Morse

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 9 May 09 20:47
Nah, like most liberals when confronted with truth and reason they'll generally switch the subject or have a judge re-write the rules.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 9 May 09 21:24
Lets cut to the chase here:

Would Sarah Palin let me stoke her thighs?

I want an answer before the full moon - by that I mean when I'll pull my pants down for her.
Too forward?
She's Alaskan - thats bound to be a turn on of sorts. Isn't it?



BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 9 May 09 21:44
She said she only puts out for native Americans....You might qualify since it seems your tribe is the Lack-A-Nookie
Indians.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 9 May 09 21:50

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

She said she only puts out for native Americans....You might qualify since it seems your tribe is the Lack-A-Nookie
Indians.


Well, thats good news.
I'll be certain to show her my totem pole.
My ancestors carved it.
It's a weird form of circumcision.
Mine has a smiley face and a bald eagle.

Grandfather says (well, his spirit, because he's dead)that when I get older and wrinkled like a dried up prune (You'll know all about this, Buckwheats), it will appear like it's 'winking' when I perform the ritual tribal dance of the ancients.


That, or I'll look like a sad bastard with a funny cock.


Thanks for all the help, B.

Love and smoke

XXXX

Peddling With Tricycle (My tribe name)




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Posted: 10 May 09 06:04
BB: Two of three women want the right to choose, Abortion is serious business. No women wants to be told by a pol whether they can have an abortion or not. That is the Party of No stuff I like to write about

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Posted: 10 May 09 07:02 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 10 May 09 07:03

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BB: Two of three women want the right to choose, Abortion is serious business. No women wants to be told by a pol whether they can have an abortion or not. That is the Party of No stuff I like to write about



A good point.

Abortion is still illegal in Ireland and whilst I agree in principal with a ban on abortion I believe that in exceptional circumstances it should be allowed.

16 Vodka's and Red Bulls is not on the list.
Self control , basic morals and a bit of common sense is the best contraceptive.



Fire away.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 10 May 09 09:43

Quote: Fergus McCarthy


Abortion is still illegal in Ireland and whilst I agree in principal with a ban on abortion I believe that in exceptional circumstances it should be allowed.

16 Vodka's and Red Bulls is not on the list.
Self control , basic morals and a bit of common sense is the best contraceptive.



Fire away.


Not firing away from this angle, because I agree 100%. It is murder. It is wrong. THere are special, extraordinary circumstances where it should be allowed, but they are the exception.

I buried my baby at 10 1/2 months old and would give anything to have her alive. I have no patience or sympathy for people who chose to kill their children. They are not taking the consequences of their actions and choices.

It is not a matter of politics, it is a matter of ethics.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 May 09 13:01
I think everyone should have an abortion at least once in their life.

I've just come back from having one. I feel much healthier and reinvigorated now that that spawn of Satan is cleansed from my womb.

I'm all for abortions.
Every school kid should try it at least once - especially after unprotected sex.


You can never have too many abortions as far as I'm concerned.
I met a nun once who had 5 abortions!
5!!!
By that stage she was pretty handy with a coat hanger.
I made sure never to leave my coat in her wardrobe....


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Posted: 10 May 09 14:36 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 10 May 09 14:36
Ever notice that the vocal left will support selective murder of a fetus as a choice, similar to choosing which outfit to wear that day, but will show outrage towards capitol punishment and to have one held responsible for their actions?


Never could get that.

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Posted: 10 May 09 16:51

Quote: Jalapenoman

It is murder. It is wrong. THere are special, extraordinary circumstances where it should be allowed, but they are the exception.

I buried my baby at 10 1/2 months old and would give anything to have her alive. I have no patience or sympathy for people who chose to kill their children. They are not taking the consequences of their actions and choices.

It is not a matter of politics, it is a matter of ethics.


Who else agrees with Jman; that abortion is murder? How many of you agree with the death penalty?


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 May 09 21:30

Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: Jalapenoman

It is murder. It is wrong. THere are special, extraordinary circumstances where it should be allowed, but they are the exception.

I buried my baby at 10 1/2 months old and would give anything to have her alive. I have no patience or sympathy for people who chose to kill their children. They are not taking the consequences of their actions and choices.

It is not a matter of politics, it is a matter of ethics.


Who else agrees with Jman; that abortion is murder? How many of you agree with the death penalty?


Jalapenoman is a Morman.
No one agrees with him.

Buckwheats is an old fool who has possibly killed people.
No one agrees with him.

Abortion's not murder. If it was then it would be called murder and not abortion. Duh!
It's up to woman to do what feels right for them and men should shut the fuck up - unless they wanna carry a blob in their belly for 9 months.
I have no problem carrying a blob in my belly - so long as it doesn't eat all my food and wet itself internally.

I agree with the death penalty - so long as I (and I alone) decide who lives and dies.

The again I am a weirdo and no one agrees with me...




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Posted: 10 May 09 21:43
JB: JM is a Mormon? That explains a lot.

Abortion is a serious issue that women should resolve. Two of three women want to make that decision.

The people who are opposed to abortion are also opposed to welfare for mothers who bear children. Once your born, the right to lifers could care less what happens to the kid.

During the Bush administration the right talked about abstinence pledges and chastity rings and we had a bumper crop of unwed mothers. The best way to reduce abortion is with sex education and contraception, not with abstinence and chastity rings. The right has blocked the distribution or Morning After and Plan B pills which I don't believe is abortion.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 May 09 21:50

Quote: wirehead

JB: JM is a Mormon? That explains a lot.

Abortion is a serious issue that women should resolve. Two of three women want to make that decision.

The people who are opposed to abortion are also opposed to welfare for mothers who bear children. Once your born, the right to lifers could care less what happens to the kid.

During the Bush administration the right talked about abstinence pledges and chastity rings and we had a bumper crop of unwed mothers. The best way to reduce abortion is with sex education and contraception, not with abstinence and chastity rings. The right has blocked the distribution or Morning After and Plan B pills which I don't believe is abortion.


"JM is a Mormon? That explains a lot."

- And he's gay.

You're right on the 2 out of 3 women thing, Wirehead.
I was talking to 3 women once and 2 out of them said they couldn't stay to chat as they were off to have an abortion later.
The other one stayed to chat for a while.
Then I found out she was a man in drag.
She was also a Morman.


Cut men's penises off.
That'll stop pregnancies a fair bit.
But nature always finds a way.






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