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wirehead
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Posted: 4 May 09 01:36
Don't be Rick Dickyulous!

Most Americans are well aware of the Bush shortcomings.

Q: Worst Democratic President e-v-e-r
Obama
80%
Obama (with a run)
0%
Clinton
14%
Kennedy
0%
LBJ
4%
There have been 21 responses to this poll
BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 4 May 09 02:07
These leftist-loonies never give it a rest. They stop talking they'll deflate.

wirehead
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Posted: 4 May 09 04:19
Yes, but "we won."

Your folks are the ones that imploded.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 May 09 16:37
For an anti-political forum there are many strange political infiltrations around here, is this the purpose of our endeavours, to issue political statements or preferences, SHOOT ALL OF THE MOTHER FUCKERS DOWN!!!!

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 4 May 09 20:08
Hey JO........You have to spell it out for this briarhead guy. He's got his head so far up Obama's ass he can't hear well.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 4 May 09 20:11
Must be a contortionist, then, as he's letting Obama put something up his ass too (and he likes it!).

Morse
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Posted: 4 May 09 21:48

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Hey JO........You have to spell it out for this briarhead guy. He's got his head so far up Obama's ass he can't hear well.


Buck! This is a sample of the O'bama Electorate!

If this guy was in the Air Force, how come he wasn't shot down over Mig Alley in '68 by an F-4 and then nurtured by Jane Fonda?

Stay tuned to Keith Obermann and Chris Matthews for the REAL news...my leg is tingling!

I tried to order an Fiat/Obama/Mussilini Spyder Coupe today from my Chrysler dealer, but they told me to wait till Sept for the Oprah Opel Ocotmom GT3000...he says it's going to be the TITS!

Should I buy my prayer rug this year, or wait for the Sharia Discount in 2010?

Napolitano for Supreme Court...now that she's made the country safe for us all...that black Polyester Robe will look better than that Frito Lay Sack she usually wears...and what's with that white Jism in her forelock? Bargis Been There?

Prostitution now legal in Pa? Whores keeping jumping parties and Murtha keeps selling out his office doing deals in the Men's Room...and he got a Marine Commendation????!!!!

Toodles,

Morse




BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 4 May 09 23:29 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 4 May 09 23:33
Don't know if I told you, but during the last election cycle I was a poll watcher and assigned to a mainly Democratic precint. (Not that they expected fraud or anything) I just didn't see that happening and of course the opposing party had their poll watcher there as well. But the utter stupidity of the voter was beyond belief!
One lady was telling everyone that if Obama got elected he was going to pay her mortgage payments. Another actually believed that drugs would become legal and was excitedly telling everyone this while on line!

Oh, the ACORN nuts were milling around the legal boundary like flies on shit. Weird bunch that group! Reminds me of the MOVEON.ORG glazed-eyes except stupider. If I closed my eyes I could almost visualize them in brown-shirts and jodhphur trousers.

I believe we have got what we deserved.

Morse
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Posted: 4 May 09 23:54
Buck: wish I had been there with you as the Conservative Michael Moore...what a documentary that never would have Ayered (pardon the pun)

I see the AG is moving on ACORN in Las Vegas....they'll never know the depth of this buying of the election....and AL Franken as a SENATOR? Why not Rosie?

How did you keep a straight face?

Minority Morse




Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 4 May 09 23:56
ACORN will become Obama's brownshirts. Wait for it. Remember, you have been warned.

Note: check your history books on WWII Germany if you are unfamiliar with the term "brownshirts."

Morse
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Posted: 5 May 09 00:14
on target Jman: you have a "political action" group funded by government money and encouraged by a guy in supreme power spawned from its Chicago Nest...

and they said "it could never happen here!"......

Morse

wirehead
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Posted: 5 May 09 03:12
JaggedOne: I agree with you. I got away for Usenet to do some creative writing. I see too much political BS in the discussion forum like who is the worst Dem president, while the real question should be who is the worst president. We all know who that was.

Another moron has a Crème of Nothing Avatar with a chef's that on it that is blatantly racist.

I saw an article in TheSpoof.com about the presidnet performing a sex act with an automaker.

How is this satire? I also found one of the top 20 writers running my stories and giving them low ratings.

I also wonder why The Spoff.com people are writing about Al Gore who is now longer even active in politics.

There is so much current material out there.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 5 May 09 03:27

Quote: wirehead

JaggedOne: I agree with you. I got away for Usenet to do some creative writing. I see too much political BS in the discussion forum like who is the worst Dem president, while the real question should be who is the worst president. We all know who that was.

Another moron has a Crème of Nothing Avatar with a chef's that on it that is blatantly racist.

I saw an article in TheSpoof.com about the presidnet performing a sex act with an automaker.

How is this satire? I also found one of the top 20 writers running my stories and giving them low ratings.

I also wonder why The Spoff.com people are writing about Al Gore who is now longer even active in politics.

There is so much current material out there.



You may want to rethink challenging BuckWheats and the other old-timers on here, wirehead.

You've been on here a couple of weeks. Bucks has been on here a couple of years. QM and Jman's have been on here since the Internet was invented.

You're not winning over any friends or influincing any people on here.

This isn't a political debate/forum. It's all in fun.

wirehead
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Posted: 5 May 09 05:37
I must admit I was surprised how right wing some of the people in this particular forum are:

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Oh, the ACORN nuts were milling around the legal boundary like flies on shit. Weird bunch that group! Reminds me of the MOVEON.ORG glazed-eyes except stupider. If I closed my eyes I could almost visualize them in brown-shirts and jodhphur trousers.
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This is a classic Limbaugh type of crap. Fascism is right wing politics, not left.

I actually sent one of those people a message when I found him running my stories with low ratings this afternoon. I have already ID'd myself as a member of MoveOn.org and have little interest in attacking anybody. Stupid ideas however, do need to be challenged.

I am here to write, not argue with ideologues.

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 5 May 09 10:26
Just identifying yourself as a Hardon.org person sums it all up.......Wirehead, you're a troll!

wirehead
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Posted: 5 May 09 10:54
Buckwheat: You're the rightard troll who is going overboard. I hope you enjoy my article on the Invisible Hand of Free Enterprise.

It sounds like you need an "Invisible Hand" a lot more than I do.

Get used to New Democratic world.

You also might want to spend more time improving your work than flaming me. More quality and less quantity might help.



BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 5 May 09 11:08 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 5 May 09 11:09
..as ever the Democrat now the poor 'victim.'
Don't stand too close to Obama, you might get wet.

wirehead
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Posted: 5 May 09 11:12
Oh, BTW the one of my articles on Michelle Bachman will go over 1000 in the next hour. See if you can figure which one it is. It's been on the home page several times.

Being an right wing ideologue won't make you a better writer.

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 5 May 09 11:22 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 5 May 09 15:18
1,000? That's nothing, but I guess it is to you. Here's one that had 4,880 hits in one day!

Democrat story

This one had almost 20 hits a minute!and topped at at 15,934 at last count!

Kennedy story

Here's one that still gets 100's of hits after running over a year and is about a Republican!

Dick Cheney

Here's one I dedicated to Barack Obama. It received many views and still is and a high rating as well!

The Obama Story

wirehead
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Posted: 5 May 09 13:29
Buckwheat: Yes, but I've only been here since April 25. I don't have sitgrooves or think I own TheSpoof.com



Title Views Rating Date Added
View 'Michele Bachman (R-MI) nominated for special Darwin Award Prehumously' Michele Bachman (R-MI) nominated for special Darwin Award Prehumously 1,000 [Rated 4 / 5 02 May 2009

I think we are going to have to agree to disagree.

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.

wirehead
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Posted: 5 May 09 13:35
Buckwheat: BTW the rules I read from JM say:

You cannot announce the death (by suicide, murder, or natural causes) of any actual person still living (or put them in prison). Announcing the death of someone like Bugs Bunny, who is a fictional character to everyone but President Bush, is okay. The death story for a living person is 100% against the rules and will get a story booted every time.

You Kennedy story is inappropriate.

J.K. Baltzersen
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Posted: 5 May 09 13:47
We write satire, parody, etc.

Some stories are more funny than others.

Some people think some stories are funny, others think the same stories aren't funny.

Sometimes some people write stories to make a statement.

Sometimes some people write stories mocking something or someone someone else thinks deserve respect.

Sometimes some people write a story mocking something or someone I think deserve respect.

Sometimes I may write a story mocking something or someone you think deserve respect.

You may not like some of the mocking. I may not like some of the mocking, but this is the way it is.

I could start a debate over every mocking I disagree with, but I have better things to do.

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 5 May 09 14:58 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 5 May 09 15:20

Quote: wirehead

Buckwheat: BTW the rules I read from JM say:

You cannot announce the death (by suicide, murder, or natural causes) of any actual person still living (or put them in prison). Announcing the death of someone like Bugs Bunny, who is a fictional character to everyone but President Bush, is okay. The death story for a living person is 100% against the rules and will get a story booted every time.

You Kennedy story is inappropriate.


You might want to look beyond the photograph and read the actual story....It was about JFK who at most recollection is 100% dead! Next time read the story before passing a comment. Geez! You Obama-bots are dense.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 May 09 17:55

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

It was about JFK who at most recollection is 100% dead!


He's DEAD??????!!!!!!!!!!


Since when?



Madame Bitters
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Posted: 5 May 09 18:52

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: BuckwheatsButt

It was about JFK who at most recollection is 100% dead!


He's DEAD??????!!!!!!!!!!


Since when?


I was shocked as well. Could've knocked me down with a feather!

Btw, I can always tell who the tourists are-- they're always around that damned book depository!


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