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Phil Edgar's Bones
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Posted: 24 Apr 09 21:41 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 24 Apr 09 21:44
'No Voices in the Sky' Motorhead- Brilliant.


Nobody gives a damn about anybody else,
Think everyone should feel the way they feel themselves,
Rich men think that happiness is a million dollar bills,
So how come half of them O.D. on sleeping pills,
Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, you all know what I mean,
What's the use of a cry for help, if no one hears the screams,
No one hears the scream,
No voices in the sky, confusion blinds the eye,
Can't take it with you when you die,
No voices in the sky,

The ones who dedicate the flags to make you brave,
They also consecrate the headstone on your grave,
Ritual remembrance when no one knows your name,
Don't help a single widow learn to fight the pain,

Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
T.V. preachers sell salvation for a buck,
You don't need no golden cross, to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.


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Posted: 24 Apr 09 23:00
I want a string quartet waiting to start playing in the living room once I open the door.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 24 Apr 09 23:04

Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

Jesus Budda missed me too, he pined away, stop writing, over-ate and put on a frock and sang his little heart out on national TV. He didn't even brush his curly gray hair or anything. I would have normally done it for him, but without me he was lost.


I know, Phil. I tried to be a good influence, but there's no way I can ever be the beacon of goodness, rightness and moral certitude that you are.



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I have been reading your homepage about David Lynch. I too 'do not get' the man. The worst film I ever watched was "Eraser Head" it wasn't scary, but I felt as if I was going mad about ten minutes into the film.

I truly believe the guy is in a constant state of psychosis, which will eventually be revealed in an biography or arrest sheet.

Thanks again Mrs Bitters and I like the thread.



Thank you for visiting me at my blog. I'm glad you like this thread-- The answer to this question says a lot about a person.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 24 Apr 09 23:07

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Could I have a theme album? I already picked three.


I think that's a great idea. Make your own "movie" soundtrack with iTunes or something similar.

I might do that, too.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 Apr 09 12:02



Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

I have been reading your homepage about David Lynch. I too 'do not get' the man. The worst film I ever watched was "Eraser Head" it wasn't scary, but I felt as if I was going mad about ten minutes into the film.

I truly believe the guy is in a constant state of psychosis, which will eventually be revealed in an biography or arrest sheet.



Phil my beloved friend, give poor David Lynch a break. He was a heroin addict and likes wearing his top shirt button firmly fastened.

Have pity.


Lovely to see you back.
Hugs and kisses and nice thoughts,


Jedediah




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