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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 24 Mar 09 22:46

Quote: queen mudder

Fergus? Shmergus.
You and J-Budda been running rings around the forum for donkeys years..




Only two years. Seems like longer doesn't it?
Why is there a question Mark after my name?


See the way I used a capital letter in the word 'Mark'? I shouldn't really.

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Posted: 24 Mar 09 23:27

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"The less you say the more they believe"




Ah yes, that old chestnut!

Also:

"The less you believe, the more they say"

and

"The more you believe, the less they say"

and

"The more you believe, the less your next-door-neighbour says"

I made the last one up.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 24 Mar 09 23:55
They're all true MW.

I'm just me, no one else.

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Posted: 25 Mar 09 01:16

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Fergus McCarthy

"The less you say the more they believe"




Ah yes, that old chestnut!

Also:

"The less you believe, the more they say"

and

"The more you believe, the less they say"

and

"The more you believe, the less your next-door-neighbour says"

I made the last one up.





I made mine up too. Google it, it's hard to find, it so I'm claiming it.

Now you have to say "As Fergus McCarthy once said......." if you ever need to say that particular sentence.


I'll be on all the famous quote sites soon...... In the F section. In front of Gandhi and behind Caprice. I'll be chatting to them all, Franco, Franz Ferdinand, FDR, Anne Frank, Freddy Mercury, not to mention Benjamin Franklin and Rio Ferdinand.

It'll be a right laugh.

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Posted: 25 Mar 09 09:16
Not necessarily.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 18:36
So it's agreed then?
I am Fergus McCarthy and occasionally his 'brother' too.


Mark knows it, Monkey knows it and Queenie knows it too.

Fools, the rest of ya!


And I might as well come clean as say that I am one of the original owners of this site.

There, i've said it.
Suck on that like a lollipop.





Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 18:42
Hurray!!!!!!



Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 18:45
My brother will be here in a couple of weeks, wear the T Shirt Brudda.

queen mudder
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 18:50
Roll away the stone and halleluia.

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Posted: 25 Mar 09 18:57
There will be Rolling and Stoning.

Then we'll eat all the Easter eggs.



queen mudder
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:00
Thank God not "and then we'll all suck off the Easter Bunny" or words tp that effect...

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:05
No no! It's "Xmas comes but once a year".

Not the Easter bunny.



Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:06
Poor Xmas.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:06
I have the most wonderful news!


The world is round!!!!!!



queen mudder
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:08
Haha, the old James Bon joke at the end of The World is Not Enough (?) when he's shagging Dr Xmas Jones...

Give me multiple orgasms with the Easter Bunny any day.

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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:11 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 25 Mar 09 19:13
Jessica Rabbit was a game bit of gear, {Game... ha.} And the Cadbury's Caramel Wabbit, give em a shave you'd never know apart from the ears.





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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:12
Ditto the Energiser Bunny that doubles up as a vibrator battery charger .....

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:14
Get a room!




Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:14
See... Now your just smutty.

queen mudder
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:14
Disgusting.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:20
Whats happening?




Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:22
It's ok. I now understand.



Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 19:26
What's happening?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 20:31
No, What's on second. Who's on first and I Don't Know is on third.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 25 Mar 09 23:47
This is a really lovely thread.


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