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Quote: Morse

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Hey Morse! It's me Buck! I was notified by S-2 that there are German SS troopers down there posing as women!
Yeah! W-O-M-E-N!!!
A certain

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Non Plused, after all any port in a storm as my Limey Mates serving in the Royal Navy told me many a time, I regained control of the sticky situation and thanked the Hauptmann for the lap dance, and got back to the real matter at hand!

By that time I had reloaded my trusty Colt .38, pointed it at his drooping privates and asked the burning question I really needed to know. "Where are you hiding your sister?" Turned out he didn't have a sister, but he did guide me to the next best thing, a monastery of sex starved nunlettes in training.

And that kids, is how your Grandfather finished up the war! I finally decided to come back to the states in 1948 being content that the record showed 22 enemy kills in the air, and the genetic continuation of 42 additional blonde haired, blue eyed , mini me's. Life was good!

And my wingman, Buck, you ask? He went home a decorated veteran and gained note as a gallant crop duster in the great state of Florida where he gained national acclaim in keeping the native fruits bug free!

THE END

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Sorry to see it end.

All it needed was some KAPOW sound effects.

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Quote: Morse

You ain't seen nuttin' yet...wait a few months and Buck and I will
be covering WWIII....hope you Brits are still around to read it...
it's going to be "the nuts"....
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Actually, I doubt we'll still be around as Americans to read about WWIII. Obama will just hand ober the keys to the country and be proclaimed as Comrade Barack or Sheik Obama.

We've just become a Socialist State this week!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: Morse

You ain't seen nuttin' yet...wait a few months and Buck and I will
be covering WWIII....hope you Brits are still around to read it...
it's going to be "the nuts"....
/blockquote]

Actually, I doubt we'll still be around as Americans to read about WWIII. Obama will just hand ober the keys to the country and be proclaimed as Comrade Barack or Sheik Obama.

We've just become a Socialist State this week!

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No way. All us Europeans wll inevitably be "blue on blue" "friendly fire" casualties.

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: Morse

You ain't seen nuttin' yet...wait a few months and Buck and I will
be covering WWIII....hope you Brits are still around to read it...
it's going to be "the nuts"....
/blockquote]

Actually, I doubt we'll still be around as Americans to read about WWIII. Obama will just hand ober the keys to the country and be proclaimed as Comrade Barack or Sheik Obama.

We've just become a Socialist State this week!

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No way. All us Europeans wll inevitably be "blue on blue" "friendly fire" casualties.

Regards

Skoob

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Skoobie: good luck on that "civil liberty march" this weekend, any anglos allowed to march?

Yours in the Minority,

El Cid.

Morse Old Buddy

If I could march this weekend it would be to Wembley Stadium to watch Manchester United on Sunday. But I haven't got tickets so I'll have to settle for the TV coverage.

What makes you think I'm a Liberal?

Jeeze, just because I was a Trades Union Rep and hated Thatcher and Reagan...

Talk about jumping to conclusions...

Yours In Sport

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

Morse Old Buddy

If I could march this weekend it would be to Wembley Stadium to watch Manchester United on Sunday. But I haven't got tickets so I'll have to settle for the TV coverage.

What makes you think I'm a Liberal?

Jeeze, just because I was a Trades Union Rep and hated Thatcher and Reagan...

Talk about jumping to conclusions...

Yours In Sport

Skoob

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Skoob: LIBERAL! Nothing would be further from my thoughts.
Just saw the article on "the march", and without being able to read more of it's intent, seemed like some of the drivel we have to put up with over here....like the ACLU posting signs for illegal aliens on how to thwart the INS, and a number to call for free representation when they get arrested FOR BREAKING THE LAW like on DUI, Robbery," involuntary manslaughter"(usally driving drunk, no license, no insurance and stolen car and killing a taxpayer), drugs, and Rape....whatever....

Anyway, you guys have your football, and we have our baseball,which is getting ready to start up with spring training, and first game around April 1.
Do you guys have the steriod/doping scandals in your sports like we have had, or do the mates just drink too much? Ha!

Morse

Can you be on steroids and still write spoofs? Or is alcohol better?

MIX AND MATCH!