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Quote: ChrisAshby13

Manly sport, anyone: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret_legging

Small, sharp animals, kept in vicinity of testicles for prolonged periods of time - I'm training at present, but only progressed to ferrets in childhood, or mildly retarded. Anyone want to play with me?

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I would but I've already got a bunch of stay dogs and cats down my pants right now.

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Quote: victor nicholas

No response, I guess we have an answer.

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Insert message here.

I'm just giving Victor a silent look there BJ, sort of eyebrow raised in a 'Well?, What have you got to say to that?" type way.

Hard to get across in print.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: victor nicholas

JB

Are you telling us you are gay?

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Who knows?
Maybe I am?

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Your sexual confusion may help explain your misanthropic behavior.

Hopefully it has discouraged you from breeding and propagating your virulent spawn as well.

I doubt that you will have any luck finding a mate who loves you more than you love yourself.

So in the meantime go fuck yourself.

Have a nice day

Come on guys.

It's snowing like the clappers where I am right now.

I don't know if I'll be able to make it into work in the morning, because anything over a quarter inch of snow and the whole British transport system grinds to a halt, airports close, trains stop running, buses don't run because the drivers can't get their cars to start to get to their buses.

It's cold outside.

And cold does strange things to people.

Read 'The Ballad Of Dan McGrew' by Robert Service.

Quote:

"Since I left Plumtree
Down in Tennessee
It's the first time I've been warm."

Cold does very strange things to me, anyway.

Goodnight, and may your respective Gods bless you.

Skoob.

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: victor nicholas

JB

Are you telling us you are gay?

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Who knows?
Maybe I am?

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Your sexual confusion may help explain your misanthropic behavior.

Hopefully it has discouraged you from breeding and propagating your virulent spawn as well.

I doubt that you will have any luck finding a mate who loves you more than you love yourself.

So in the meantime go fuck yourself.

Have a nice day

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Ha ha.
Nice try, Victor.

If I could, I would fuck myself. But even I can't do that despite my obvious greatness.

Your cryogenically frozen brain seems to be thawing out and rotting from being up your ass too long.

Suggest you place it back in a vat of liquid nitrogen and test to see if it's refrozen by hitting it with a hammer

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Quote: victor nicholas

Your cryogenically frozen brain seems to be thawing out and rotting from being up your ass too long.

Suggest you place it back in a vat of liquid nitrogen and test to see if it's refrozen by hitting it with a hammer

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Victor, have you suddenly grown some balls?

The language coming from your mouth (I presume it is your mouth) is so unlike your usual self.
Don't forget to check and see if your wife has turned into a man yet. It creeps up on you when you least expect it.

Your loving friend, Jesus Budda

Hey look who it is, my good friend Jebediah come to visit us in the big city.

I was just about to go looking for you on theAsshole.com.

I heard that this was a comedy site. Why don't you try and say something funny for us. No rush, don't hurt yourself, we've been waiting a long time already.

Maybe I'll go wait for some mountains to crumble into the sea and come back to see how you're doing.

You can always tell us some of your old stories like "Woman with Annoying Laugh Thrown From Car". That was funny, LIKE THE PLAGUE IT WAS.

You must have fallen and hurt your head to think you are funny. Good thing Mark takes in the comedically challenged.

Maybe we should get you a piece of broomstick to talk into Jebediah, so you can think you're a celebrity like Ryan Seacrest.

Seconds out!

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: victor nicholas

Hey look who it is, my good friend Jebediah come to visit us in the big city.

I was just about to go looking for you on theAsshole.com.

I heard that this was a comedy site. Why don't you try and say something funny for us. No rush, don't hurt yourself, we've been waiting a long time already.

Maybe I'll go wait for some mountains to crumble into the sea and come back to see how you're doing.

You can always tell us some of your old stories like "Woman with Annoying Laugh Thrown From Car". That was funny, LIKE THE PLAGUE IT WAS.

You must have fallen and hurt your head to think you are funny. Good thing Mark takes in the comedically challenged.

Maybe we should get you a piece of broomstick to talk into Jebediah, so you can think you're a celebrity like Ryan Seacrest.

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Rambling shit.
Try harder, Victor.
My greatness needs a challenge from a real man not a dickless anus.

Don't make me have to start a fight with myself!

Jebediah, I though you went to fetch some humour.

Empty handed again I see.

Don't be disappointed, you still have the ability to make hemorrhoids seem funny.

Maybe you are a hemorrhoid.

Try rubbing some Preparation H on yourself and see if it makes you disappear

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Quote: victor nicholas

Jebediah, I though you went to fetch some humour.

Empty handed again I see.

Don't be disappointed, you still have the ability to make hemorrhoids seem funny.

Maybe you are a hemorrhoid.

Try rubbing some Preparation H on yourself and see if it makes you disappear

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Victor, you are not going to believe this but I think I might have hemorrhoids at this very moment.
No shit.

Well, I am shitting but what I mean is that you have some sort of psychic ability.
Add it to your list alongside cock guzzler and eunuch.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Rambling shit.
Try harder, Victor.
My greatness needs a challenge from a real man not a dickless anus.

Don't make me have to start a fight with myself!

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"Dr. Watson, Jebediah appears to want a man and has a dick up his anus."

"What do you deduce from this?"

"Well sir, the facts speak for themselves."

"Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner."

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Rambling shit.
Try harder, Victor.
My greatness needs a challenge from a real man not a dickless anus.

Don't make me have to start a fight with myself!

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"Dr. Watson, Jebediah appears to want a man and has a dick up his anus."

"What do you deduce from this?"

"Well sir, the facts speak for themselves."

"Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner."

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Victor, you are inconsistent. This insult game takes a little bit more effort than I find you are willing to give.
Too long-winded.
Get to the point.
Something like, say..Victor is a fucking retarded spastic.
Short and to the point.

Your turn, prick.

Jebediah, application of Preparation H to your brain seem to be working.

Symptoms of spewing venom without wit or style seem to be recurring however.

Continue application daily until symptoms subside.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Jebediah, application of Preparation H to your brain seem to be working.

Symptoms of spewing venom without wit or style seem to be recurring however.

Continue application daily until symptoms subside.

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Why the hell do avocados remind you of football anyway?
You never said why, you fucking dick.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Why the hell do avocados remind you of football anyway?
You never said why, you fucking dick.

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Yeah, I'm curious about that too, Vic. Because I don't see any similarities between the two.

C'mon what's the deal-ee-o?

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Quote: victor nicholas

Didn't think this would work but we have some fans here.

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MB and JB

There is no relationship at all between the two, I just wanted to see if fans could find a way to connect football with anything.

Some amusing thoughts came out of it by Mark and others.