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ThHere was a lot of thought to Cheryl's reply. So much thought that it took an edit six minutes later to get it right.

Considering the brevity of the post, I doubt she's Marvin (we'll see, though, if she changes her picture daily and gets more wordy and starts handing out assignments).

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Quote: Jalapenoman

six minutes

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Eight minutes, J-man. Now, come on.

And lo... the picture has changed

Shabalabbadoobywullawullawahwahbiddibiddimoomoojiggle
jigglesubadubbadoobydoomawamawakakawkakawyubyuba
cakkacakkalaloooolaoooojimbajumba
dumbbzzzzizzztzzzzizzttyyllleeqwertyuiop!

marvin does the right thing: EJECTS HIMSELF!

Cheryl's new picture just proved she's a man...and he apparently has a problem with premature ejection.

I could see that COMING!

Hey, it takes a lot of Spunk to rip on another writer's pun!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Hey, it takes a lot of Spunk to rip on another writer's pun!

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As if I give a TOSS!

I cun't see why you're acting this way! Stop sowing seeds of discontent! Don't forget that the pen is mightier than the sword! Stop giving me the shaft and you may get ahead on this site.

I can't help but feel that my original topic of "gone and quickly forgotten" is a load of ****. It's obvious he's not gone and he has not been quickly forgotten.

And is he now Cheryl, Norma Snockers and a few others too?
Are we in a Pod People type situation. Are YOU Marvin?

JB

No, I'm Spartacus!

no I'm Spartacus!

interesting

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Quote: Cheryl

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Quote: norma snockers

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Hey, it takes a lot of Spunk to rip on another writer's pun!

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As if I give a TOSS!

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snockers your always in here threatening the writers. Nobody on the spoof has done you any harm and we don't know who you are. I don't know why you hate spoof writers but all the writers are in here to have fun. If your in the spoof to harm writers then this is not the place for you. I don't know if your mom dropped you from the crib and you have a grudge against humanity, or maybe your a foreign agent from some communist country that keeps you starving like some wild surved dog but we are not millionare capitalist, we are just innocent people who were invited to the spoof to have fun. Please stop saying threatening things to spoof writers. Please appologize to jalepeno man for threatening him.

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It's the Twighlight Zone...it really is....Marvin/Cheryl - whoever you are - you really cheer me up!

Oh, that paranoid rant was so Marvin!

I dont give a toss was a joke!!!! which most people in the U.K would have understood and Im sure J-man got it too as he's not shy of standing up for himself if he thinks he's being threatened or insulted.

marvin, you are so rumbled.
(that means we know its you so you can stop pretending now)

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Quote: carina-eta

Oh, that paranoid rant was so Marvin!

I dont give a toss was a joke!!!! which most people in the U.K would have understood and Im sure J-man got it too as he's not shy of standing up for himself if he thinks he's being threatened or insulted.

marvin, you are so rumbled.
(that means we know its you so you can stop pretending now)

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Hey Carina! (that would make a good song wouldn't it?)

I was considering your signature line and applying it to cheryl and marvin.

1. cheryl, I believe is a girl's name and therefore does not have testicles and I don't think she has tyres (she hasn't got the IQ to ride a bike, let alone a car!) and yet she causes trouble!

2. Allegedly, marvin has no testicles either and about the same IQ and so it can be assumed they're one and the same person!

You are so right about J'Man, who has the brains and wit to respond to Norma's puns. J'Man is a big boy and can defend himself easily - he also has that savage bear to mind him.

cheryl/marvin (Charmin) lighten up!

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Quote: Cheryl

Norma snockers your always in here threatening the writers. Nobody on the spoof has harmed you and we don't know who you are.

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Here in UK we have a saying; "That's the pot calling the kettle black"

In France they've cut it down to one word : "TOSSEUR"

~IS~

Schizophrenia alert!
Cheryl attacking Norma Snockers???!!!
Cheryl - who keeps changing avatar. Like Marvin.
Cheryl - who writes very(very)long stuff. Like Marvin.

BTW I like your latest picture Cheryl. Nice lookin' stressed out lady.

Hey, what was the name of that other 'lady' that Carina had a few words with a few months back? Before Norma Snockers came along.

JB

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Quote: Jesus Budda
Before Norma Snockers came along.

JB

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Jenny Bigtits

Cheryl,

Norma and I were exchanging puns over the course of four or five posts. All of the puns were sexually related.

Norma was not insulting me or ripping on me; we were having a bit of fun.

Now, go back and read those posts again. Look at the words that are in bold face and think about sex and the sexual connotation of those words.

Unless you are a nearsighted 30 year old virgin who used to tattle to teachers and win spelling bees, you should know something about coming, spunk, premature ejaculation, and the rest.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Cheryl,

Norma and I were exchanging puns over the course of four or five posts. All of the puns were sexually related.

Norma was not insulting me or ripping on me; we were having a bit of fun.

Now, go back and read those posts again. Look at the words that are in bold face and think about sex and the sexual connotation of those words.

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I saw nothing sexual in that heated exchange.

What I did see was the most vicious, nasty and vindictive attack on each others personalities. You should both be ashamed of your selves.
Not even a sack cloth and ashes could help in your quest to regain a shred of dignity!

Now.....

Where's my drink?

Slain

Fergus

Fergus, don't be a pussy. You've got to start thinking outside of the box. Open your mind, spread your ideas, and try to come into the 21st century and see things in a different light.

I know that being Pope has made you take a vow of chastity (and not chase titty) with everyone except nuns and young boys, but you've got to remember that the rest of us are mere mortals with desires of the flesh.

Now, where's Jenny Bigtits and Passion Vine House?

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Fergus, don't be a pussy. You've got to start thinking outside of the box. Open your mind, spread your ideas, and try to come into the 21st century and see things in a different light.

I know that being Pope has made you take a vow of chastity (and not chase titty) with everyone except nuns and young boys, but you've got to remember that the rest of us are mere mortals with desires of the flesh.

Now, where's Jenny Bigtits and Passion Vine House?

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J'Man with respect, I know you enjoy 'spanking the Monkey' but as for 'Bashing the Bishop' is stretching it a bit I'm having nun of this as it could be getting me into bad habits!