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Incredulous
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Posted: 7 Apr 10 22:07
Insanity is only temporary, sanity prevails for awhile,
and all is sweetness and light!
DON'T TELL ME TO FUCK OFF, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
Well, sweetness and light does not last very long does it!


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Posted: 7 Apr 10 22:15

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genocide evil nazis ordered cyanide it's deplorably evident


Evident voles invaded Dennistoun's early, nascent turnip-fields.

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Posted: 7 Apr 10 22:16

Quote: Incredulous

Insanity is only temporary, sanity prevails for awhile,
and all is sweetness and light!
DON'T TELL ME TO FUCK OFF, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
Well, sweetness and light does not last very long does it!


Time is an octopus.

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Posted: 7 Apr 10 22:42 - Edited By: Incredulous, 7 Apr 10 22:45
Temper is a hard thing to swallow, and if time was an octopus,
at least it could strangle me and put me out of my misery!
Not that I would ever let that happen!
Life is a battle and it has to be won!
And the woman of my dreams, is far beyond me, I cannot reach her! Oh! piss it!

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Posted: 7 Apr 10 22:59 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 7 Apr 10 22:59

Quote: Incredulous

Temper is a hard thing to swallow, and if time was an octopus,
at least it could strangle me and put me out of my misery!
Not that I would ever let that happen!
Life is a battle and it has to be won!
And the woman of my dreams, is far beyond me, I cannot reach her! Oh! piss it!


Temper is indeed a hard thing to a swallow. They are cheery, chirpy little chaps. And remember, one temper does not make a summer. Dis temper makes an unhappy dog.

If she is the woman of your dreams, then, by definition, you can never reach her. She exists only in your dreams. That's why she's there. Enjoy her as your dream woman. What can go wrong?


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Posted: 8 Apr 10 06:53
Turnip-fields usually require no intervention; ploughing furrows is enough, leaves dirt smooth

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Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Apr 10 15:25

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Turnip-fields usually require no intervention; ploughing furrows is enough, leaves dirt smooth

Iain


will someone please expalin to our latest LUNATIC, that this thread is not for his BULLSHIT!

He really needs some guidance, INCREDIBLEULOUS

smooth me over otherwise throw hand-grenades

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Posted: 8 Apr 10 17:12

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Quote: Incredulous

Temper is a hard thing to swallow, and if time was an octopus,
at least it could strangle me and put me out of my misery!
Not that I would ever let that happen!
Life is a battle and it has to be won!
And the woman of my dreams, is far beyond me, I cannot reach her! Oh! piss it!


Temper is indeed a hard thing to a swallow. They are cheery, chirpy little chaps. And remember, one temper does not make a summer. Dis temper makes an unhappy dog.

If she is the woman of your dreams, then, by definition, you can never reach her. She exists only in your dreams. That's why she's there. Enjoy her as your dream woman. What can go wrong?


(this drivel is provided as a completely free service)


Erskin Quint, you made complete sense to me!
I walk in a field of dreams, but they often turn into nightmares, but I expect it!
Not that I can guarantee that I will not explode or implode at any given time!

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Posted: 8 Apr 10 18:02

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What can go wrong?




Hand-grenades! "Apoplexy necessitates diversions, good readers. Extreme nutcases are disposable," explained Shakira.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Apr 10 18:31

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: Erskin Quint

What can go wrong?




Hand-grenades! "Apoplexy necessitates diversions, good readers. Extreme nutcases are disposable," explained Shakira.


Shakira has a kinky INCREDULOUS rear arse

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Posted: 8 Apr 10 18:54
Arse-reaming Shakira's exciting!

Not much tighter than the front entrance, though.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Apr 10 19:13

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Arse-reaming Shakira's exciting!

Not much tighter than the front entrance, though.


exciting x-rays create idiots titilating in neon gamma

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Posted: 8 Apr 10 21:33

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Arse-reaming Shakira's exciting!

Not much tighter than the front entrance, though.


exciting x-rays create idiots titilating in neon gamma


Gamma? Aristotle might mean alpha.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 8 Apr 10 21:35

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Arse-reaming Shakira's exciting!

Not much tighter than the front entrance, though.


exciting x-rays create idiots titilating in neon gamma


Gamma? Aristotle might mean alpha.


Alpha: letter primary (hoary alphabet).

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Posted: 9 Apr 10 00:22 - Edited By: Lynton, 9 Apr 10 00:22
alphabet letter parade has a better elementary taxonomy

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Posted: 9 Apr 10 06:25
Ha! I think I am in trouble here, but I will not sit down and let it happen!
I will thrash and thrash away, because I have to!
And every time that I hear Shakira speak, she does impress me!
And that is surprising, that is very surprising!

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Quote: Incredulous

Ha! I think I am in trouble here, but I will not sit down and let it happen!
I will thrash and thrash away, because I have to!
And every time that I hear Shakira speak, she does impress me!
And that is surprising, that is very surprising!


OK just for you - Shakira hirsuit artiste knows Incredulous requires ass


come Mr. I! Taxonomy is the word

These late lonely nights with only JB and SFO for company they'll turn your head

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Posted: 9 Apr 10 06:35 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 9 Apr 10 06:42
Taxonomy: Allen's XXX objective (nymphomaniacs, orgies, masochism). Yikes!

Shakira has a kinky inclination - random access.

Shakira harbors a keen interest - rectal annihilation.

Shakira has a klamidia infection. Really? Absolutely!

Shakira's hard abdomen knells Incredulous' ridiculous agitation.

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Posted: 9 Apr 10 06:40
DO NOT INSULT SHAKIRA.
And this has nothing to do with anagrams.
What the hell is going on here!
If I was a little child, I would survive, but I am not a little child!

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Posted: 9 Apr 10 07:22
Yikes! I've known excessive sodomy!

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Posted: 9 Apr 10 07:46
Sodomy often displeases Oscar, my Yorkshire.

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Posted: 9 Apr 10 11:38
Yorkshire opens roads, kills small hamlets in rural England

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Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 Apr 10 16:33

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Yorkshire opens roads, kills small hamlets in rural England

Iain


Iain feeling very RURAL, good stuff!

England not God landed at Nova-Scotia's deserts

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Posted: 9 Apr 10 20:03

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Quote: IainB

Yorkshire opens roads, kills small hamlets in rural England

Iain


Iain feeling very RURAL, good stuff!

England not God landed at Nova-Scotia's deserts


Deserts embody supernatural Egyptian relics. Tutankhamun signified.

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Posted: 9 Apr 10 20:46

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Yorkshire opens roads, kills small hamlets in rural England

Iain


Iain feeling very RURAL, good stuff!

England not God landed at Nova-Scotia's deserts


Deserts embody supernatural Egyptian relics. Tutankhamun signified.


Signified ideogrammatically, gnomic neologisms irritate fools: ideals elucidated designedly.


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