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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Insanity is only temporary, sanity prevails for awhile,
and all is sweetness and light! DON'T TELL ME TO FUCK OFF, YOU LITTLE BASTARD! Well, sweetness and light does not last very long does it! |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Evident voles invaded Dennistoun's early, nascent turnip-fields. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Time is an octopus. |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Temper is a hard thing to swallow, and if time was an octopus,
at least it could strangle me and put me out of my misery! Not that I would ever let that happen! Life is a battle and it has to be won! And the woman of my dreams, is far beyond me, I cannot reach her! Oh! piss it! |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Temper is indeed a hard thing to a swallow. They are cheery, chirpy little chaps. And remember, one temper does not make a summer. Dis temper makes an unhappy dog. If she is the woman of your dreams, then, by definition, you can never reach her. She exists only in your dreams. That's why she's there. Enjoy her as your dream woman. What can go wrong? (this drivel is provided as a completely free service) |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Turnip-fields usually require no intervention; ploughing furrows is enough, leaves dirt smooth
Iain |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
will someone please expalin to our latest LUNATIC, that this thread is not for his BULLSHIT! He really needs some guidance, INCREDIBLEULOUS smooth me over otherwise throw hand-grenades |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Erskin Quint, you made complete sense to me! I walk in a field of dreams, but they often turn into nightmares, but I expect it! Not that I can guarantee that I will not explode or implode at any given time! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hand-grenades! "Apoplexy necessitates diversions, good readers. Extreme nutcases are disposable," explained Shakira. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Shakira has a kinky INCREDULOUS rear arse |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Arse-reaming Shakira's exciting!
Not much tighter than the front entrance, though. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
exciting x-rays create idiots titilating in neon gamma |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gamma? Aristotle might mean alpha. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Alpha: letter primary (hoary alphabet). |
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Lynton
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alphabet letter parade has a better elementary taxonomy
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ha! I think I am in trouble here, but I will not sit down and let it happen!
I will thrash and thrash away, because I have to! And every time that I hear Shakira speak, she does impress me! And that is surprising, that is very surprising! |
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Lynton
Writer |
OK just for you - Shakira hirsuit artiste knows Incredulous requires ass come Mr. I! Taxonomy is the word These late lonely nights with only JB and SFO for company they'll turn your head |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Taxonomy: Allen's XXX objective (nymphomaniacs, orgies, masochism). Yikes!
Shakira has a kinky inclination - random access. Shakira harbors a keen interest - rectal annihilation. Shakira has a klamidia infection. Really? Absolutely! Shakira's hard abdomen knells Incredulous' ridiculous agitation. |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
DO NOT INSULT SHAKIRA.
And this has nothing to do with anagrams. What the hell is going on here! If I was a little child, I would survive, but I am not a little child! |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yikes! I've known excessive sodomy!
Iain |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sodomy often displeases Oscar, my Yorkshire.
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yorkshire opens roads, kills small hamlets in rural England
Iain |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Iain feeling very RURAL, good stuff! England not God landed at Nova-Scotia's deserts |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Deserts embody supernatural Egyptian relics. Tutankhamun signified. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Signified ideogrammatically, gnomic neologisms irritate fools: ideals elucidated designedly. |
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