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Posted: 20 Mar 10 08:57
Decomposition eventually claimed Orson's maroon pickup. Orson said, "It's truckin' identity's over now."

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Posted: 20 Mar 10 08:57
Now, Orson walks.

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Posted: 20 Mar 10 08:57
Walks and limps, kinda sorta.

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Posted: 20 Mar 10 09:53
sorta oughtta rip the aorta

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Posted: 20 Mar 10 12:50
Although odd, really this's amusing.

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Posted: 20 Mar 10 14:27

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What the heck is sibilance? And you didn't do my 'eh' DID you?


Am I confusing you pet?


Oh dear. No, I'm not confused chuck.

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Posted: 20 Mar 10 14:32

Quote: Lady Godiva

Although odd, really this's amusing.


My dear Lady Godiva, you're supposed to use the last word of previous effort as your first. I made the same mistake, and was set in the right direction by Lynton. So your sentence should have begun with aorta. I guess I have to do it now -

aorta operation required: treat angina!



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Posted: 20 Mar 10 15:16
"Angina!" noted Glen's insistent narrative. "Aaugghh!"

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Posted: 20 Mar 10 17:47
"Aauugghh," Alex uttered urgently. "Gail got Horace's herpes!"

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Posted: 20 Mar 10 18:03
Herpes eventually ruined Phil's extreme sexcapades.

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Posted: 20 Mar 10 21:28

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Herpes eventually ruined Phil's extreme sexcapades.


Sexcapades! Every xebec contained autoerotic pantomime animals dreaming endlessly, sadomasochistically

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Posted: 20 Mar 10 22:00
Sadomasochistically, Andrea dealt Orville many abrupt slaps. Orville came, heartily injecting something tepid. I came also, laughing loudly yesterday.

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Posted: 20 Mar 10 22:08 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 21 Mar 10 00:20
"Yesterday" exasperates - seems that each reader's done anagram "yesterday."

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Posted: 21 Mar 10 00:27
Yesterday, Ellen saw that exposition, "Reality: Don't Avoid Yesterday."

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Posted: 21 Mar 10 00:37
Yesterday, Evelyn sang that endlessly relevant, disillusioned anthem - "Yesterday."

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Posted: 21 Mar 10 04:34
Yesterday ended someone's temporary exhibit - repetitive downtime anagram-ing "yesterday."

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Yesterday ended someone's temporary exhibit - repetitive downtime anagram-ing "yesterday."


leave the place for two days and the thread gets fucked up, my points tally drop like a hot air balloon witout a parachute and I'm pissed off!

Well United is going to thrash Liverpool so I feel better:

Anyway:

yesterday (fucking SFO with his Y's) everybody saw tits, even randy dads, all young!

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Posted: 21 Mar 10 15:24
Young Oscar uses neither gonad.

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Posted: 21 Mar 10 16:02
gonad: offers? nazis abstain - disappointment!

(Why only one? we could have had 'diappointed stormtrooper')

More consideration next time please

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Posted: 21 Mar 10 16:29 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 21 Mar 10 16:32
Disappointment: Imperial stormtroopers acquired prosthetic penises; other implements (nuts, testicles) maybe eventually - not today.

Happy, Lynton?

Oh, no! Another "Y."

Lynton
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Posted: 21 Mar 10 16:55
today or definitely after yes-minister

(I can do y's too but I'm kind about it)

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Posted: 21 Mar 10 17:35 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 21 Mar 10 17:37
"Yes, minister," explained Shamus MacManus. "I'm nineteen. In short, too elderly, really."

Oops! Another "Y."

No malice intended.

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Posted: 21 Mar 10 18:00
Is SFO still around?

Only...I need a dump...

You know...a number two...

Thing is he fucking TIMES me!

Ah well...or bust...

Making a run for it...

NNOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!

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Posted: 21 Mar 10 19:00

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"Yes, minister," explained Shamus MacManus. "I'm nineteen. In short, too elderly, really."

Oops! Another "Y."

No malice intended.

really evelyn always leaves lesley yawning

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Posted: 21 Mar 10 20:32
Yawning after wakening never indicates nighttime goodness.


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