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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 12 Sep 08 21:28
Gasps are spitting people's sighs.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 12 Sep 08 21:31
Ah, fuck it!

"Gasps"

Gasps: air supply prematurely suspended.

There. Are you happy now, game?
Are you happy you've taken control of me again?






Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 12 Sep 08 21:33 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 12 Sep 08 21:34

Quote: Jalapenoman

Gasps are spitting people's sighs.


Fuck you, Japapenisman!

"Sighs"

Sighs: inhaled gasps. Heavy sorrowfulness.


EDIT: typo error with evil fingers.

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
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Registered: 29 Dec 06

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Posted: 12 Sep 08 21:58
Sorrowfulness or rabid regret of woeful fraternising, upset Laura's niece, eschewing sexy sensitivity.

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
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Posted: 12 Sep 08 23:11 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 12 Sep 08 23:12
"Sensitivity, even naughty sensitivity, is traditionally important."

"Very interesting!" Tony yelled.

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 13 Sep 08 00:56
Yelled eagerly like lop eared dogs.

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 13 Sep 08 00:57
Dogs often gnaw sticks

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 13 Sep 08 11:28
Sticks typically issue chalky kind sap

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 13 Sep 08 11:28
sap

sap always pools

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 13 Sep 08 11:29
pools

pools often offer luxury swimming

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Sep 08 14:22
"swimming"

Swimming with Inuits makes Mary's incredible nipples grow

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Sep 08 14:24
Grow rice or wheat

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Sep 08 14:26
"Wheat"

Wheat has enormously appetizing taste

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Sep 08 14:27
"Taste"

Taste allows stupid twats eat


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Sep 08 14:28
"Eat"

Eat a teabag

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Sep 08 14:30

"Teabag"

Teabag eating always bewilders a gastronome

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Sep 08 14:58
"gastronome"

Gastronome asses stink terribly. Researchers of nonsense on meal eating.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Sep 08 15:00
"eating"

Eating a trout is not gourmet

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Sep 08 15:02
"gourmet"

Gourmet ovens usually require metallic, electric transmissions.

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 13 Sep 08 15:46
Transmissions run automobiles, naturally, so many ignorant Subaru salesmen insist on natural shifters.

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 13 Sep 08 18:25
Shifters

Shifters have interior frames that energize racing speed

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 13 Sep 08 18:26
Speed

Speed produces electrical energy dynamics

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 13 Sep 08 19:41
Dynamics: Young Nigerians are menacing incompetent Chad students.

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 13 Sep 08 19:43
Students tend, usually, disgusting endeavers near teenage slob

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 13 Sep 08 19:44
slob

slob leaves out brassiere


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