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Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: rfreed

You've all gone a bit mental here.
I would say daft too, but that's obvious.
Not to mentioned sidetracked again from the theme.

You bunch of Harvey Wallbangers. (In the men's case it is Sheila Wallbangers).

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The biggest insult I can probably give at this point is this is so boring I've gone elsewhere. You are all big bores.

Big boring bullies the bunch of you with basically banal behavior besetting the boards. Begone!

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You HAVE a big bore- between the ears.
Makes a good place to put a piercing though. There is already a hole there.

Yes...well...I agree even though I'm the only one online at the moment. Kinda feels good. In fact...it feels GREAT!

Although I DO miss my friends but NOT my 'unfriends'.


LG

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Quote: rfreed

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Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: rfreed

You've all gone a bit mental here.
I would say daft too, but that's obvious.
Not to mentioned sidetracked again from the theme.

You bunch of Harvey Wallbangers. (In the men's case it is Sheila Wallbangers).

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The biggest insult I can probably give at this point is this is so boring I've gone elsewhere. You are all big bores.

Big boring bullies the bunch of you with basically banal behavior besetting the boards. Begone!

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You HAVE a big bore- between the ears.
Makes a good place to put a piercing though. There is already a hole there.

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You are seriously serious about this post Freed? It's about one of the lamest things I've read from you yet. Come on. I know you can do better than this. Keep it up and we're gonna have to award you "special" status.

You are seriously serious about this post Freed? It's about one of the lamest things I've read from you yet. Come on. I know you can do better than this. Keep it up and we're gonna have to award you "special" status.

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Have you ever considered going and getting a real, good Snorg?

A Snorg? Dude, remember, Randy needs you! I'm sure he'll 'back you up'!

(btw, what is a Snorg? Is it some fashion movement like emo was in the mid-noughties?)

Also, in the words of my all-time favourite solo artist, Ben Folds, "You better watch out 'cause I'm gonna say... you better watch out 'cause I'm gonna say......" Well, you can guess the long expletive.

Ed: This topic is getting really long-winded and rather... weak. It's like we all forgot to run into the metropolitian slums or watch TV. You know, TV? That thing your furniture points to? But I'm sure you're all too simple-minded to understand the concept of TV, let alone that 'real life' doohicky everyone's yabbering on about.

Extra Ed: Pretty soon it's hug-a-loser-day. I'm sure all of us are just waiting for that. But you mostly.

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Quote: rfreed

You are seriously serious about this post Freed? It's about one of the lamest things I've read from you yet. Come on. I know you can do better than this. Keep it up and we're gonna have to award you "special" status.

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Have you ever considered going and getting a real, good Snorg?

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Freed,
I like you. That's why I'm gonna stop you before people start referring to you as the Snorg-monger. Say the word out loud, Freed, Snorg, snorg, snorg. Undoubtedly one of the uncoolest words to hit these forums in a long time.

Do yourself a favor and find a really good cool word to come at me with cause honestly, the snorg thing doesn't do anything but make me feel sorry for you.

Sorry.

Wow! Geek shirts! My favourite saying all on t-shirts! Now just to add my cred... oh. Only ships to the US. DAMNNNNN!!!! I deteste thou who hath directed me to the ironic-t-shirt dwellings upon the internets!

t-shirts with logos always printed on 'em end up with people staring at each others chests - and I don't mean wooden ones either.

They should put the logos on the 'flies' of guys jeans, then we'd have a good excuse to 'check 'em out' without seeming to be 'checking 'em out'. Just a thought.

Flaming Nora, there'd be more room on the bums of jeans. Really obese people could have 'novels' written on 'em.

Mine would be just a 'short story' but bigger than a 'snippet'.

LG

Freed,
I like you. That's why I'm gonna stop you before people start referring to you as the Snorg-monger. Say the word out loud, Freed, Snorg, snorg, snorg. Undoubtedly one of the uncoolest words to hit these forums in a long time.

Do yourself a favor and find a really good cool word to come at me with cause honestly, the snorg thing doesn't do anything but make me feel sorry for you.

Sorry.

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OK:
Bituminous,
bituminous,
bituminous.


SNORGICATOR!!!!

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Quote: rfreed

Freed,
I like you. That's why I'm gonna stop you before people start referring to you as the Snorg-monger. Say the word out loud, Freed, Snorg, snorg, snorg. Undoubtedly one of the uncoolest words to hit these forums in a long time.

Do yourself a favor and find a really good cool word to come at me with cause honestly, the snorg thing doesn't do anything but make me feel sorry for you.

Sorry.

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OK:
Bituminous,
bituminous,
bituminous.


SNORGICATOR!!!!

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Wow. A form of coal. [sarc] that's really, really clever. Oh yeah. Not even Steven Hawking could think of that. It's not like it belongs in a necropolis [/sarc].

He's the one who told me about it.
By the way, GET SNORGED!

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Quote: rfreed

He's the one who told me about it.
By the way, GET SNORGED!

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Ok, let's try and get back on track here. Skoob called everyone bastards and we should be responding in kind. Yet some of us have devolved this site into a dork-fest. Not naming any names, pipsqueak.

While I'm not familiar with your familial background, Freed, I still find it necessary to bring back the bastard remark and hope we can get back to the backstabbing and meanslinging in the manner to which it was first intended.

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Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: rfreed

He's the one who told me about it.
By the way, GET SNORGED!

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Ok, let's try and get back on track here. Skoob called everyone bastards and we should be responding in kind. Yet some of us have devolved this site into a dork-fest. Not naming any names, pipsqueak.

While I'm not familiar with your familial background, Freed, I still find it necessary to bring back the bastard remark and hope we can get back to the backstabbing and meanslinging in the manner to which it was first intended.

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But I'm sure you do very well at dork fests.
Or Snorg fests.

Woo! Dorkfest... Dorkfes... oh. Hey! I aint no dork! You're the dork... dorkface!

Here goes (credit goes to the numbskull douchebag who mocked me 'cause I told my brother how to work out momentum... well, the momemtum of my fist + fear + him = Me suddenly running away)

"What a nerd! Oi! Nerd! What's the cosine of... your mum?! I sure hope it means I banged her!"

(for those who are not in the know, the cosine rule has nothing to do with sex. Unless your penis is a triange)

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Quote: Inhopeless

Woo! Dorkfest... Dorkfes... oh. Hey! I aint no dork! You're the dork... dorkface!

Here goes (credit goes to the numbskull douchebag who mocked me 'cause I told my brother how to work out momentum... well, the momemtum of my fist + fear + him = Me suddenly running away)

"What a nerd! Oi! Nerd! What's the cosine of... your mum?! I sure hope it means I banged her!"

(for those who are not in the know, the cosine rule has nothing to do with sex. Unless your penis is a triange)

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It's beginning to sound like one of the women who you peeked on gave you a swirly in the toilet and some of the water got on your brain!

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Quote: rfreed

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Quote: Inhopeless

Woo! Dorkfest... Dorkfes... oh. Hey! I aint no dork! You're the dork... dorkface!

Here goes (credit goes to the numbskull douchebag who mocked me 'cause I told my brother how to work out momentum... well, the momemtum of my fist + fear + him = Me suddenly running away)

"What a nerd! Oi! Nerd! What's the cosine of... your mum?! I sure hope it means I banged her!"

(for those who are not in the know, the cosine rule has nothing to do with sex. Unless your penis is a triange)

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It's beginning to sound like one of the women who you peeked on gave you a swirly in the toilet and some of the water got on your brain!

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Yeah? Well... in a moroscracy - you'd be the ruler!

Ed: Also, in order for water to get into my brain, my head would need to split open, or treppaning used. I doubt any average person in a toilet would have the knowledge or tools nessesary to perform such an operation. The other choice {smashing open my head], would result in death, so unless heaven is pretty overhyped, I'm still here.

Plus, the water would just get absorbed nonetheless with little harm to my cognitive abilites, so there.

Yeah? Well... in a moroscracy - you'd be the ruler!

Ed: Also, in order for water to get into my brain, my head would need to split open, or treppaning used. I doubt any average person in a toilet would have the knowledge or tools nessesary to perform such an operation. The other choice {smashing open my head], would result in death, so unless heaven is pretty overhyped, I'm still here.

Plus, the water would just get absorbed nonetheless with little harm to my cognitive abilites, so there.

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I am stunned into silence. I've never had anyone answer an insult with a theoretical answer before. I cannot get my brain to spit out a sarcastic reply. I am left impotent with no reply.

Oh c'mon RFreed, fess up. It's not the first time you've been rendered impotent. Just the first time you're speechless.

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Quote: Charpa93

Oh c'mon RFreed, fess up. It's not the first time you've been rendered impotent. Just the first time you're speechless.

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You're right Charpa. The other time I was rendered impotent was that time I had a dream of all the female spoof writers doing a line dance naked. The poor thingy of mine curled up, withered and almost fell off.

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Quote: rfreed

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Quote: Charpa93

Oh c'mon RFreed, fess up. It's not the first time you've been rendered impotent. Just the first time you're speechless.

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You're right Charpa. The other time I was rendered impotent was that time I had a dream of all the female spoof writers doing a line dance naked. The poor thingy of mine curled up, withered and almost fell off.

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We can either do this two ways, but I'll do it the first way.

Firstly, your dream would be totally incorrect. In order to imagine all the female spoof writers, you need to know what they look like. Assuming there are maybe, 600 writers, with half being women, thats 250. The human mind cannot remember 300 different bodies. It can just about cope with memorising 250 different people. So you suck. Also, the fact that your reproductive organ withered up means there is either something totally wrong in your mind, you have taken too much steroids, or, your penis has a serious, fatal malfunction.

You wanked (get it? It's very 'punny') yourself right into this one.

And for those, uhh... less-educated writers, who don't understand my carefully thought out explaination this is the second way:

You have a penis? HA! That's also in your dreams!

We can either do this two ways, but I'll do it the first way.

Firstly, your dream would be totally incorrect. In order to imagine all the female spoof writers, you need to know what they look like. Assuming there are maybe, 600 writers, with half being women, thats 250. The human mind cannot remember 300 different bodies. It can just about cope with memorising 250 different people. So you suck. Also, the fact that your reproductive organ withered up means there is either something totally wrong in your mind, you have taken too much steroids, or, your penis has a serious, fatal malfunction.

You wanked (get it? It's very 'punny') yourself right into this one.

And for those, uhh... less-educated writers, who don't understand my carefully thought out explaination this is the second way:

You have a penis? HA! That's also in your dreams!

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Thank you Doctor Freud for your thoughtful analysis, which was truly an anal analysis (Get it? 'Anal' analysis- har, har, har!)
The causation of the disturbing not-wet dream was actually an anchovies pizza coupled with too much hot sauce and a side order of rather potent spiced nachos eaten the evening before.
I am going to see that your license to practice is taken away.

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Quote: rfreed

We can either do this two ways, but I'll do it the first way.

Firstly, your dream would be totally incorrect. In order to imagine all the female spoof writers, you need to know what they look like. Assuming there are maybe, 600 writers, with half being women, thats 250. The human mind cannot remember 300 different bodies. It can just about cope with memorising 250 different people. So you suck. Also, the fact that your reproductive organ withered up means there is either something totally wrong in your mind, you have taken too much steroids, or, your penis has a serious, fatal malfunction.

You wanked (get it? It's very 'punny') yourself right into this one.

And for those, uhh... less-educated writers, who don't understand my carefully thought out explaination this is the second way:

You have a penis? HA! That's also in your dreams!

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Thank you Doctor Freud for your thoughtful analysis, which was truly an anal analysis (Get it? 'Anal' analysis- har, har, har!)
The causation of the disturbing not-wet dream was actually an anchovies pizza coupled with too much hot sauce and a side order of rather potent spiced nachos eaten the evening before.
I am going to see that your license to practice is taken away.

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I regret to inform you that Freudian psychology is slightly outdated. I prefer neo-psychological analysis. And also, no hot sauce is hot enough to cause you to have nightmare or such. And also, 'wet dreams' are usually not coupled with ACTUAL wet dreams. That's fricking primary education health classes (at least for me). Also, if you still have wet dreams (I am assuming you are above 17), you should really see a general practitioner. A guy above 17 should not be having such.

(for the less educated, let's say I insulted his mother)

I regret to inform you that Freudian psychology is slightly outdated. I prefer neo-psychological analysis. And also, no hot sauce is hot enough to cause you to have nightmare or such. And also, 'wet dreams' are usually not coupled with ACTUAL wet dreams. That's fricking primary education health classes (at least for me). Also, if you still have wet dreams (I am assuming you are above 17), you should really see a general practitioner. A guy above 17 should not be having such.

(for the less educated, let's say I insulted his mother)

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OK, you are forcing me to use the full extent of my intellect to insult you:

Smarty pants, smarty pants!
Just 'cause your underwear's full of ants!

I've been holding this back for several pages now, but this is to everyone, including Skoob................


NIT! NIT~~!!!! NI-----T!!!!!!!

I shall descend into low-brow ranting here, as that is all you understand.

Smarty-pants? Smarty-pants? Well that's not what your mother told me last night! Oh-no!

Nope, can't do it. Too easy.

Smarty-pants? I assure you, my underwear does not make me intelligent. Education makes me intelligent. You, sir, appear to have none. Bamf.

(Also, if your mother is dead, I apologise and am sorry. May she rest in peace.)