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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Year end annual resolutions.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Resolutions Evelyn started over lapsed, undermining the intelligent option: Not smoking.
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Jaggedone
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smoking means over-kill in neat gasps |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
gasps air, strangulation perversion stimulates
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Jaggedone
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stimulates tits in mouth under latex anal tatties exciting sex! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stimulates Tonya's incapacitated, maladjusted uterus/labial areas, titillating extremely sensitively.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sex escaped Xavier.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Xavier always varied increasingly erotic rituals.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rituals involved tacitly unusual, active lubricating/saliva.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Saliva adds liquidity, increasing vulval agitation.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Agitation generally inundates the area, tepid injections observed nocturnally.
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Jaggedone
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last one for tonight nocturnally owls cause turmoil, usually rodents needing acorns leaving late yield |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nice one.
Yield if entering Lucy's driveway. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Driveway racers inevitably veered eastward, waylaying Agatha's yucca.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yucca usually contains copious agave.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Agave gave Angela vaginal erosion
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Welcome back Jimbo....
Erosion rots Ordovician silt incessantly, or not Iain |
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Jaggedone
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SFO, thanks for your kind words, you aint bad either! not on time |
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Jaggedone
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time in milleniums = evolution |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks. I don't feel like I've been away. This last few months a total blur.
Not oval testicles |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shit I did that just for the craic
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Jaggedone
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not on time
time in milleniums = evolution Jimbo, you've fucked it! evolution vaguely offers light, utilising time instead of nonsense |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Nonsense," Orson noted. "Seafaring English needlework supplements emollients."
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Jaggedone
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emollients, moist offerings leaving latex insiders ecstatic, nipples, tits soggy |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Soggy oatmeal guarantees grumbling yammers!
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