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Arm, was that a typo? Did you mean LOVED. Of course you are. x x x Who could possibly resist that wiggly arse-crack?

Well...as to my avatar...I would change it...but with MY memory being what it is....I'd never remember the new one and wouldn't be able to find my own posts.

So F**k off clever clogs with the antlers and stuff which keep changing. The pox on you too!

LG

HAH! Whatever. Luckily, I ran into some homo stultus (common chav for those who don't know latin) on the way home, so I managed to pick up some brobdingnagian shit to say.

"OI MATE, YOU LIKE A WANKER, YEAH? YOU, IN YOUR GREBO SHOES AND SHIT LIKE THAT? YEAH, YOU SO 'COOL' INNIT, YOU LIKE WELL FAGGY YEAH?"

I think the word 'yeah' is a confirmation, not a question, but hey, these guys are wierdos.

OK, let's get this organized.
This sporadic pot shots at each other would have worked in WWI but not in our modern times of heavy artillery barrage. I will hereby start a systematic insult machine gun fire that will first off take out those who have been most involved in this bloody thread, then go step by step through the entire Spoof file of writers until none have been spared the wrath of the cutting tongue.
All ready? OK, let's go: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

LADY GODIVA- Honey, its winter- go put some clothes on. You've turned blue from the frost and your nipples are getting hard.

SKOOB- I always hated your cartoon TV show. A talking dog running around with a bunch of beatniks chasing ghosts. Ridiculous!

CHARPA- Name sounds like a Mid-Eastern sandwich. Could your commie oriented writing actually be
Hamas inspired?

MORSE- The name of an obsolete means of communication. Which explains most of your articles.

INHOPELESS- Wouldn't 'I'M HOPELESS' be more accurate?

ARMFEETANDTOE- I think a more fitting moniker would be 'HOOFANDMOUTH DISEASE'.

JEAN LE FETE- How about 'CAPTAIN CRUNCH' instead?

OK, so much for shooting fish in a barrel. Let's get on to the real work of insulting everyone in the whole Spoof Writer's List starting with the AAA's:

A GAL'S VIEW- Historically form the bottom looking up.

A LIAS- Ha! Just like everyone else on the list! Covering up their mangled social identity!

A LIL BIRDIE- I tot I taw a puddy tat! I did! I did! I did taw a puddy tat!

A MCRORY- How about a Big Mac instead? They are more filling and have more cholesterol.

A LIVING PERSON- Well, I would hope so. There's enough writing here already with dead brains.

OK, I'm exhausted. Time for someone else to take over for a while.
This verbal slam dancing takes a lot out of a person.
Ta, ta!

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Quote: rfreed

OK, let's get this organized.
This sporadic pot shots at each other would have worked in WWI but not in our modern times of heavy artillery barrage. I will hereby start a systematic insult machine gun fire that will first off take out those who have been most involved in this bloody thread, then go step by step through the entire Spoof file of writers until none have been spared the wrath of the cutting tongue.
All ready? OK, let's go: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

LADY GODIVA- Honey, its winter- go put some clothes on. You've turned blue from the frost and your nipples are getting hard.

SKOOB- I always hated your cartoon TV show. A talking dog running around with a bunch of beatniks chasing ghosts. Ridiculous!

CHARPA- Name sounds like a Mid-Eastern sandwich. Could your commie oriented writing actually be
Hamas inspired?

MORSE- The name of an obsolete means of communication. Which explains most of your articles.

INHOPELESS- Wouldn't 'I'M HOPELESS' be more accurate?

ARMFEETANDTOE- I think a more fitting moniker would be 'HOOFANDMOUTH DISEASE'.

JEAN LE FETE- How about 'CAPTAIN CRUNCH' instead?

OK, so much for shooting fish in a barrel. Let's get on to the real work of insulting everyone in the whole Spoof Writer's List starting with the AAA's:

A GAL'S VIEW- Historically form the bottom looking up.

A LIAS- Ha! Just like everyone else on the list! Covering up their mangled social identity!

A LIL BIRDIE- I tot I taw a puddy tat! I did! I did! I did taw a puddy tat!

A MCRORY- How about a Big Mac instead? They are more filling and have more cholesterol.

A LIVING PERSON- Well, I would hope so. There's enough writing here already with dead brains.

OK, I'm exhausted. Time for someone else to take over for a while.
This verbal slam dancing takes a lot out of a person.
Ta, ta!

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Well, well, well, looks like we have a Palin doppleganger. She gave up pretty early in the game as well, and, like her, you are quite disingenuous on a regular basis.

There, there RFreed, don't get your panties in a bunch.

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Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: rfreed

OK, let's get this organized.
This sporadic pot shots at each other would have worked in WWI but not in our modern times of heavy artillery barrage. I will hereby start a systematic insult machine gun fire that will first off take out those who have been most involved in this bloody thread, then go step by step through the entire Spoof file of writers until none have been spared the wrath of the cutting tongue.
All ready? OK, let's go: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

LADY GODIVA- Honey, its winter- go put some clothes on. You've turned blue from the frost and your nipples are getting hard.

SKOOB- I always hated your cartoon TV show. A talking dog running around with a bunch of beatniks chasing ghosts. Ridiculous!

CHARPA- Name sounds like a Mid-Eastern sandwich. Could your commie oriented writing actually be
Hamas inspired?

MORSE- The name of an obsolete means of communication. Which explains most of your articles.

INHOPELESS- Wouldn't 'I'M HOPELESS' be more accurate?

ARMFEETANDTOE- I think a more fitting moniker would be 'HOOFANDMOUTH DISEASE'.

JEAN LE FETE- How about 'CAPTAIN CRUNCH' instead?

OK, so much for shooting fish in a barrel. Let's get on to the real work of insulting everyone in the whole Spoof Writer's List starting with the AAA's:

A GAL'S VIEW- Historically form the bottom looking up.

A LIAS- Ha! Just like everyone else on the list! Covering up their mangled social identity!

A LIL BIRDIE- I tot I taw a puddy tat! I did! I did! I did taw a puddy tat!

A MCRORY- How about a Big Mac instead? They are more filling and have more cholesterol.

A LIVING PERSON- Well, I would hope so. There's enough writing here already with dead brains.

OK, I'm exhausted. Time for someone else to take over for a while.
This verbal slam dancing takes a lot out of a person.
Ta, ta!

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Well, well, well, looks like we have a Palin doppleganger. She gave up pretty early in the game as well, and, like her, you are quite disingenuous on a regular basis.

There, there RFreed, don't get your panties in a bunch.

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Bloody Hell, I can't top that you bunch of wood chucks!

Damn, folks! You don't have to copy the whole quote.
There ain't no room left fer nothin else!

I'm hopeless? ME?! Hitler thought that the Jews were hopeless. (THERE. Godwin's Law. It HAD to happen)

Well, I just want to take Inhopeless by the neck and shake him till his head falls off his shoulders. I've been sitting here for over 45 minutes working on his bleeding Anagram.

He needs whipping and whipping good with whips with nails in them...pointy ends sticking out.

Though, on second thoughts, he'd probably enjoy it the bar-steward.

Yeah? Well, I didn't ask you to do it, maybe you should go drown in a bowl of lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­parao­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon. Yeah, I think that it would suit you.

Appears I'm the only stupid bugger here who had the guts to try it.

See - it took a WOMAN!!!!!!

I couldn't see the Anagram thread grind to a bleeding halt.
Something had to be done.

Explain in English wot yer just told me t'do eh?

Go drown in an Ancient Greek dish consisting of fish, milk, eggs,pastry, a lot of meat.

Thanks, after reading the latests 'rants' on the Anagram thread, I feel like doing just what you stated above.

I rose to the challenge- sorted it out fairly- as I thought - and was bloody well over-ruled. Piss on them.

And that's mild when compared to what some of them have said to/or about/ me over the past few months.

LG

Cheer up and stop being such a big, tell-tale, lady baby, you cunt.*






*As per the idea of this thread, this is not a genuine insult.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Cheer up and stop being such a big, tell-tale, lady baby, you cunt.*






*As per the idea of this thread, this is not a genuine insult.

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Oh, really, and that's supposed to make it okay?

No. You're banned for a week JB.

Fergus McCarthy will be back then?

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Quote: rfreed

Damn, folks! You don't have to copy the whole quote.
There ain't no room left fer nothin else!

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Shut up you little whiney crybaby. Who are you? The Forum cop?
I dare you to write another long post just so I can quote you. I dare you.

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Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: rfreed

Damn, folks! You don't have to copy the whole quote.
There ain't no room left fer nothin else!

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Shut up you little whiney crybaby. Who are you? The Forum cop?
I dare you to write another long post just so I can quote you. I dare you.

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Well I dare you to dare him to dare you to dare me to dare you to dare him to write a brobdingnagian post. Yeah. Afterwards, I'll dump your face into an Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­parao­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon and then you'll catch pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. It's as bad as it sounds...

(wierdly enough, I said this to a chav, and he just hit me nonetheless)

I've had MY face dumped in that stuff and it cleared up all of my pimples. Mind you..my nose fell off too.

So the chav was right then? You must have deserved it...now I have to go and pick a new nose.

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Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: rfreed

Damn, folks! You don't have to copy the whole quote.
There ain't no room left fer nothin else!

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Shut up you little whiney crybaby. Who are you? The Forum cop?
I dare you to write another long post just so I can quote you. I dare you.

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I double dare you after Charpa's dare and then I shall quotes the both of ya!!!

I doubly double dare the three of you, and then dare you to dare each other, and then I shall quote thee with my trusty broadkeyboard.

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Quote: Inhopeless

I doubly double dare the three of you, and then dare you to dare each other, and then I shall quote thee with my trusty broadkeyboard.

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Well then I double DOG dare you which beats a doubly double dare I think, but don't quote me on that. Wait, on second thought, you can quote me on that.

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Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: Inhopeless

I doubly double dare the three of you, and then dare you to dare each other, and then I shall quote thee with my trusty broadkeyboard.

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Well then I double DOG dare you which beats a doubly double dare I think, but don't quote me on that. Wait, on second thought, you can quote me on that.

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AHA! I have quoted you with my trusty broadkeyboard! I quadruplely dog dare you, with some extra brobidingnagianity on the side! Let's hope my internet holds out on me when I post this. That is the only non-trusty thing.

You've all gone a bit mental here.
I would say daft too, but that's obvious.
Not to mentioned sidetracked again from the theme.

You bunch of Harvey Wallbangers. (In the men's case it is Sheila Wallbangers).

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Quote: rfreed

You've all gone a bit mental here.
I would say daft too, but that's obvious.
Not to mentioned sidetracked again from the theme.

You bunch of Harvey Wallbangers. (In the men's case it is Sheila Wallbangers).

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Mental?! Mental?! Actually you're right. It's midnight, and I need to finish this report for work. Damn report! But still, ah screw it. SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU ALL! YOU'RE ALL BROBDINGNAGIAN LOSERS!! REALLY BROBDINGNAGIAN!!

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Quote: rfreed

You've all gone a bit mental here.
I would say daft too, but that's obvious.
Not to mentioned sidetracked again from the theme.

You bunch of Harvey Wallbangers. (In the men's case it is Sheila Wallbangers).

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The biggest insult I can probably give at this point is this is so boring I've gone elsewhere. You are all big bores.

Big boring bullies the bunch of you with basically banal behavior besetting the boards. Begone!