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Jaggedone
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nightly interested golfers have Tiger's lovers yowling |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yowling orthodontist's wife lamented incredibly numb gums.
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Jaggedone
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gums up mums shaft |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shaft has a formidable thickness.
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Nick Hobbs
Writer  Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
thickness hinders insertion, could kink, necessitating extreme sharp stretch.
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Jaggedone
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stretch till reaching exterior toes causes hypothermia |
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
hypothermia yeilds potential opportunity to have extra remedial meditation in America
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
America makes everything right. Is creeping allowed?
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Allowed? Like licking open wounds, extremely dangerous!
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dangerous and nasty. Green edges rot, over untreated slits.
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Slits look incised through skin
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
skin kills infection nicely
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
nicely infected cyst excreted liquid yesterday
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Lynton
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yesterday erstwhile susan takes erection, rubs dick and yells!
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
yells 'excellent'! Like llama's sighing.
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Jaggedone
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Nick are you Jesus Buddha and Monkey Woods in disguise, be honest? sighing in gin has incredible nutrional gains |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gains acquired increased nominal spending.
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The San Francisco Onion
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Spending pennies, everyone noted diversions included nothing good.
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The San Francisco Onion
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Good orgasm ordinarily delivers.
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The San Francisco Onion
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Delivers every last infant, variously extruding random sons.
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The San Francisco Onion
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Sons, our national saviours.
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The San Francisco Onion
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Saviours and venerated idols often understand ritual sacrifice.
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The San Francisco Onion
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"Sacrifice a cow," replied Indian fakir. "I can't eat."
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eat a tomato.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I saw somebody in the street named Susan rubbing her dick and yelling just last night! |
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