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Go for it!

This is my thread!

Go on! Fuck off!

I ain't got time for poncey arguments.

Now, either take me on or FUCK OFF!

By the way - I don't mean that personally. I never have the faintest idea what I'm talking about.

If you do - you're one up on me!

WA-Heeey!

(No idea why I put that in. All seems a bit daft really.)

Mrs Kensington/Rusty

See, there's this little turd on this site (and thread) called Skoobb something or other and he keeps bleeding well ignoring me when I ask him what it says on his big coat.

I don't think the little prick can read....if he can...then why is the little poopy brain ignoring me. I think he has someone reading stuff to him and he dictates (dick t'ates) to someone else who types of him coz he's 'simple minded'

He's probably a pussy! Shit! I can't be rude. I shouldn't come here unless I am in my Gordon Ramsay role. F****ng idiots the lot o' you.

LG

Oy!

Twat eyes!

Don't get me started....

Because... well... most of the time I forget what I was on about in the first place.

And if I don't know - it's a bit presumptuous you saying that you do.

Where was I?

Oh come on you twits is this the best you've got? Yes I mean both you and Skoob, you're both pathetic! I have used a magnifying glass to read his coat, I can read it just fine! You want to know what it says??????? Do you really??????.........

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Quote: Lady Godiva

See, there's this little turd on this site (and thread) called Skoobb something or other and he keeps bleeding well ignoring me when I ask him what it says on his big coat.

I don't think the little prick can read....if he can...then why is the little poopy brain ignoring me. I think he has someone reading stuff to him and he dictates (dick t'ates) to someone else who types of him coz he's 'simple minded'

He's probably a pussy! Shit! I can't be rude. I shouldn't come here unless I am in my Gordon Ramsay role. F****ng idiots the lot o' you.

LG

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Well I'm not going to bleed'n telly you, you Smurfette snot, besides who has the fine print under Smurfette, so small even my magnifier can't figure it out!...but of course your muff, nipples and belly button are quite....NEVER MIND!@@#$%^%Slut!!!

Good for you JLF

Because personally - I haven't got a clue.

It was just an avatar.

Bears no resemblance to me really.

Not my problem.

Regards

Skoob

Fuckin' Canucks - from Yorkshire - oops! Thinking aloud.

It would appear to say "SLOCKAHART" I believe this a Smurf plot to discredit you as it means Pervert in Smurfese. It is my belief that Smurfette planted this avatar so that she could one day entrap you into this conversation.

If you bar stewards think I look anything like my avatar or the photo on my profile then you are bigger wankers than I'd first imagined.

OK - years ago....my profile pic. with shorter hair.

Loved me sexy suspenders and peep-hole bras, crotchless knickers and everything.

Now I'm pleased when I can find knickers big enough to fit this fat arse of mine.

Sweet dreams lads....they won't be 'wet ones' if you have THAT image in your mind when you doze off. (Unless you are prone to bed-wetting after your 'bevvies')... LOL.

LG x x x x x x

To all of you douchebags, and social relics, up yours! You make the mental asylum look like a jazz club. You're all such ginornmous human reproductive organs. Yeah. You wear said organs on your heads.

(Wow. Cathartic.)

You, You, sweaty armpits! There! thats told you lot!

NOW! FUCK OFF!

Please. Thank you.






Love as always

Arm xxxxx

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Quote: Lady Godiva

If you bar stewards think I look anything like my avatar or the photo on my profile then you are bigger wankers than I'd first imagined.

OK - years ago....my profile pic. with shorter hair.

Loved me sexy suspenders and peep-hole bras, crotchless knickers and everything.

Now I'm pleased when I can find knickers big enough to fit this fat arse of mine.

Sweet dreams lads....they won't be 'wet ones' if you have THAT image in your mind when you doze off. (Unless you are prone to bed-wetting after your 'bevvies')... LOL.

LG x x x x x x

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L G Large Gargantuan, OYE! Total turn-off, but I ass-ure you I was never taken in my by a mere Avatar! Cheers Chicky!

Oh.....oh.....oh....

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF POOPIES!!!!!

Sorry to all those expecting something a little more gut wrenching.
My creativity is at a low today.
I'll try again later when I'm more together.

Tu stultus ES! TU STULTUS ES!!! The idea that you all are humourous folk is nonesense!

Especially you! C'mon! Take me on wieners! You scared? You poultry?

You and your funny names, hiding behind silent screennames...

I shall in fact, insult you in song:

You may not be social butterflies,
But I know that you're all undigified,
Maybe after you stop being tossers,
I could make you squeak,
a whole bunch of weaks

(you know, I do hope I don't get homicidal tendencies)

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!!!

(I made that up all by myself. Cool, huh?)

HAH! I counter your fart with an air-freshener. Though, you might need it. The odour that you emit is of deparation and desolation! I will trash you brobdingnagianly!

(unless you have an infection which leads to terrible smells discharging from your body, for which I apologise)

May the fleas of a thousand camels arseholes, infest you for the rest of your life.



But not in a gay way.




Love as always

Arm xxxxx

Well as they say about your kind in Thailand: My ben rai krup, khun my curry nok tao-rai krup, ben cone ba-ba bo-bo!

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Quote: Inhopeless

HAH! I counter your fart with an air-freshener. Though, you might need it. The odour that you emit is of deparation and desolation! I will trash you brobdingnagianly!

(unless you have an infection which leads to terrible smells discharging from your body, for which I apologise)

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Well... ah screw it. *throws e-knife at you*

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

May the fleas of a thousand camels arseholes, infest you for the rest of your life.

But not in a gay way.

Love as always

Arm xxxxx

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That must be what happened to you as well.
That explains why you are undulating in such a weird way every time I see you!

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Quote: Inhopeless

Well... ah screw it. *throws e-knife at you*

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Oh, go peek in on one of the mens room stalls for a change!

Men's room? That's your living room! Hell, the janitor is your postman!

That's a stoopid avatar anyhow. Why is the lady 'standing up'. Is it in Saudi Arabia or what? No woman can 'take a leak' standing up without making a mess and squirting all over the place.

Oh - maybe she's on her way 'out'.

Just wondering.

It was the best pic I could find. And anyway, what makes yours so cool? The apparent suckiness of yourself?

(hell, this is a great release of energy)

Ah bloody hell, neither one of you has any creativity with your avatars, I have three or four versions. A Pox or a fox on your Avatars!!! Make your own!!!....or not I really don't care....

Blessed is the thingy that does not insult thy brother.
BOLLOX! I am blessed, jus because I can say....Arse! to all of you! and still know I am loved............


Arm xxxxxxx