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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Is it fun here?
Sometimes, sometimes not. The moral is that there is no moral. I might change my avatar again. Another lovely lady wants to be Jesus Budda's picture girl. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh how the fools get taken in by the mischief around them! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha.. heh, ga, meh, fnah...sphu...phuh....gah.... |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I wouldn't mind getting taken in between them |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jesus, I accept your avatar as my personal saviour. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Deja bleedin Vu.
Next news you'll be calling your avatar Chamone. People are falling for it already. Unbelievable. Regards Skoob. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
It's not the body, it's my mind they want.
No really. Seriously. Honest! |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar  Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
But they want your body even more. I'd like your body too- but for different reasons. It involves a mysterious fire, life insurance and The Caymans. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Madame Bitters, you make several interesting points.
But I would like to talk about the Cayman Island's further: Grand Cayman Islands Sting Ray City is one of the TOP water attractions in the world. Swimmers, Grand Cayman snorkelers, and Grand Cayman scuba divers have the opportunity to feed, touch, swim, and interact with as many as 50 Atlantic Sting Ray. Wreck of the Ten Sails Famous Event in Cayman Islands History that occurred just off the East End of Grand Cayman. This shipwreck involved 10 galleons and frigates bound from Jamaica to England. Out of the more than 400 sailors on board only a few lives were lost due to the heroism of the people of the Cayman Islands. Cayman beaches include Seven Mile Beach, Rum Point beach, Cemetery Reef Beach, Cayman Kai, Smith's Cove and more Cayman Island beach locations. The Grand Cayman Islands Bubble Sub is the first of it's kind Cayman attraction and is the only 360 degree visibility submarine in the world, it IS the The Ultimate Ride. Yawn... So all in all, The Cayman Islands are shit. Now, If my lady avatar went for a swim in the Cayman Islands lovely beaches, many people would become interested. Very interested. |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Do you write brochures for the Grand Cayman Tourist Bureau?
Do they let you wear your propeller beanie to work? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yes.
And yes. In mirrorland that means no. |
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Morse
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....in Chicago the mafia calls these schemes a ' bust out'....and they keep working! Congrats! Morse |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Do you know what I haven't had in a long time?
Of course not, why would you? Wouldn't it be weird if you did though? Anyway back on point, I haven't had those little chocolate mints in ages! I can't remember the name, but they're in green wrappers. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
oh you mean 'Afteraids" wicked and deadly taste |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I know what you haven't had in a looooooooong time, MB.
A long, hard, delicious Yorkie Bar. God, I love Yorkie Bars. Eating a Yorkie Bar makes me feel like a big, burly tricker: traveling the world in my lorry, across the continents, beeping my horn at anyone and everyone who dares get in my way. But, if I had to say what the one I love the most is it would have to be a nice Bounty Bar. A Bounty Bar while driving a truck in the Cayman Islands......sheer pleasure you cannot measure.... |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The way you changed the subject from real candy to your candy-shit story. Seamless.
I remembered the name of the mints- Andes. Yum! Hotel maids put them on your pillow when they make the bed and clean the room. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I fantasise Hotel Maids arousing other activities |
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