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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 9 Sep 08 18:55
good

good odors offend dogs

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 9 Sep 08 18:58
Dogs

Dogs often get spade.

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French Tickler
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Posted: 9 Sep 08 20:52

Quote: Jalapenoman

Dogs

Dogs often get spade.



Shouldn't that be 'spayed'?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 9 Sep 08 21:23 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 9 Sep 08 21:23
Spayed? Played? Are you educationally deficient?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 9 Sep 08 21:25
Deficient educationally? F*ck it, can I entertain nine transvestites?

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 9 Sep 08 21:34
"Succeed"

Suc-ceed until complete competency everyguy enjoys diddling

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Posted: 9 Sep 08 21:35
transvestites run all night shows, voluntarily espousing sexuality tests in thirty eight seconds





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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 9 Sep 08 21:41
seconds erase conditional occurances, never severe

As far as the "spade/spayed" goes....brain fart!

Richard-Rasch
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Posted: 10 Sep 08 15:37
secons Jman?

you missed the d.

another bout of brain flatulence?

Stuart Dean
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Posted: 10 Sep 08 16:44
Flatulence leaves anus tender usually leaving eggy nostril constricting effluent

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Sep 08 17:28
effluent

Effluent features flushed lavatory urine, even new toilets

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Posted: 10 Sep 08 17:37 - Edited By: Stuart Dean, 10 Sep 08 17:38
Toilets overflowing in lavatories exude tainted shit

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Sep 08 17:45

Quote: Stuart Dean

Toilets overflowing in lavatories exude tainted shit


Shit happens in tenements



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Posted: 10 Sep 08 17:50 - Edited By: Stuart Dean, 10 Sep 08 17:51
Tenements enhance nothing except manic egotistical nuns trying salvation

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Sep 08 17:55
"Salvation"

Salvation allows lively virgins a typical instance of nirvana

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Posted: 10 Sep 08 17:58 - Edited By: Stuart Dean, 10 Sep 08 17:59
Nirvana is raunchy virgins allowing naughty amorousness

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Sep 08 18:08 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 10 Sep 08 18:09
Amorousness

Amorousness makes occasional romance on unusually sultry, naked Egyptian sex slaves

Stuart Dean
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Posted: 10 Sep 08 18:12
Slaves lovely asses vary extremely sizewise

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Sep 08 18:15

Quote: Stuart Dean

Slaves lovely asses vary extremely sizewise


"Sizewise"? Hmmm, two words methinks. Who cares. Lets go with it.

Sizewise, international Zionists eat wisely in swanky eateries




Stuart Dean
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Posted: 10 Sep 08 18:20
Eateries attributed to extremely rotten indigestion explains shits

You're right- sorry for the last one!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Sep 08 18:21
eateries

Eateries allow television evangelist's request individual eating spaces

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 10 Sep 08 18:22
Sorry I didn't notice you did one.
Ok, ignore mine.

"Shits"

Shits have immunizing tetanus shots



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Posted: 10 Sep 08 18:26 - Edited By: Stuart Dean, 10 Sep 08 18:35
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Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Sep 08 18:26
"Shots"

Shots help oldies to sleep



Thats my shift finished now. Bye bye, Stuart.





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Posted: 10 Sep 08 18:29
Ciao


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